Really you queens use these sayings in your everyday life? Ummmm....ok.
^^^ what a bore^^^
I think r18 has a valid point. For me, "verificatia" is a word that I say to myself. I don't use it mixed company, so to speak.
Punch and delete or just smoke copius amounts of pot silly are my answers when asked for relationship advice
"I'm telling you this NOW so I do not have to tell you THEN!"
Thank you Nan Mychygynwomyn or whomever!
My michfest vocabulary and of course the word loon.
Power bottom and 'there, I said it.'
I charge my friends $18 for the privilege of speaking to me.
"jamaica" for "yarmulke"
Caftans, caftans & effin' caftans. I predict that one they they'll be more fashionable than leather jogging pants.
You in danger, gurrrrrl.
"graxy and jandra, sillies!"
I forgot about "jandra"! Yeah, I use that one, too.
I told a co-worker to die in a grease fire yesterday.
Graxy. Shit bra.
Present your hole
I actually said "African Baby Winter Catalog" on a first date (inadvertently).
"Jandra"... but not because of DL. We saw AI the night Bo used misused the word and still mock it to each other. Funniest thing ever said on AI (not much else ever was).
We used to use "That's BULLSHIT" because of Andra, too, but that dropped off.
I use 'cunt' so much I'm sometimes embarrassed (only at home, but I hear myself, and it sounds bad), and that's from being on DL for 15 years.
The only one that ever slipped out was 'what was on his iPod?' after a celeb died this summer. Might have been Monteith, but I don't think so. Then I had to explain.
"Mincing prisspot" is so descriptive. I've used that term with other gay men who have never been on DL and they immediately know exactly the "type" I'm talking about. It's a verbal shortcut the same way "ghetto" or "white trash" immediately conjure up a mental picture and no other explanation is neccessary.
r39, I always think of the African Baby Catalog every time I read about some female star adopting a kid
Oh, and I can't stop laughing whenever I hear the name Cheryl/Sheryl (sorry, Cheryl Burke and Sheryl Crow!).
Not DL-specific, but I learned it here: "scenery-chewing ham." I like saying it. I like typing it.
I don't say them out loud, but "douchebag," "rancid cunt" and "insufferable cunt" pass through my head far too often.
One I would love to say out loud, but have yet to find an opportunity, is "cooked not event toast." It's not every day you can talk about such things.
"I charge my friends $18 for the privilege of speaking to me."
I charge mine $18 to start a conversation with my other friends and shut out the ones who don't even when most of them are asleep or at work.
I told a pissy little 12 year old at a water park years ago who was giggling to her friend at my, then, piercings (no I don't have them anymore)-- "at least my pussy doesn't stink, cheryl"
Cube Frau and House Frau. Salesbottom. Sizemeat. For crying out loud, would someone please shit in my mouth. Noodles. Caftans.
r39, I need context and how that went over.
Last Sunday, I got to use "hanging beef curtains," "the man goes up into the man," and "nacreous layer of permacum" in a conversation.
Granted, it was in a bathhouse.
I took a break from DL because this site demonstrates a terrible way to speak and think of people in this world. I am not that diplomatic, but the the balcony seethes with hostility and hatred here.
Some y'all are nasty and mean, black-hearted and cruel under the pretense of wit and proving a point. There is some fake inside DL camaraderie when the status quo is questioned. Bitchery is way too nice a word for it. Ugly.
I am out, married, handsome, successful and in the arts. DL is not the way gay people behave in a realized life.
Some smarter, funnier, wiser and more knowledgeable people than I keep me coming back.
[quote]I am out, married, handsome, successful and in the arts. DL is not the way gay people behave in a realized life.
Well, smell you, Nancy Drew.
Granted, it doesn't come up too often ...
I had a friend who used to refer to her rather violent, drug-addled boyfriend as her "blatino husbear."
And then she died.
"Some y'all are nasty and mean, black-hearted and cruel under the pretense of wit and proving a point. "
HERE we're mean. This is like a bitterness ventilator. I don't act like I type. But you obviously do, you smug humblebragging humor-free twit.
R64 : "It's so DARK SIDEED!"
I am not humble.
A "Bitterness Ventilator." I guess that is as good a description as any. You should breathe deeper. I am glad you have this outlet, but I suggest a therapist too. The collective bitterness on this site could poison many young minds and convince many older souls that their life is not of value.
Vent away you fool. What you type is not who you are? Are you an artist, no. Are you secretly a philanthropist rather than a misanthrope and misogynist and racist? No. Are you a creative writer creating a character. NO.
What you type IS who you are, at least in part. Examine yourself and the collective
consciousness that you contribute to. You can be better r68.
DL is not a sophisticated set of iconoclastic social rebels. There are wits out here to be sure, but don't claim what you cannot be. Here collects a bilious pool of gay men's defensive vomit. This is where you contribute. Swim.
Humblebragging is a new DL phrase, like you losers invent everything. It has been called the nobility game for hundreds of years. I can't play fully, but I surely know the rules.
I am not humble and I only brag in person.
Be well r68.
You're a whore, darling.
This never happened.
AWG (average white guy) is a hilarious term I've picked up here. When I see someone over whom people are drooling but who I feel is not worthy of such drooling.
Kisses to R13!
I like "Romanian Orphanage Face". I hadn't heard that one before.
'nasty rippers' for especially smelly farts. I read it HERE. It made me laugh out loud. Then I farted.
"Im sorry, Miss, but with all due respect, I have problems of my own."
"We don't think about THOSE things" (with accompanying hand gestures and facial expression as delivered by GOD aka Phylicia Rashad)
"Take a dick"
And yes, there are a lot of sad, bitter, hate filled, shallow, alcoholic, robotic, youth obsessed ,"proud" to be democrats, tattoo hating persons on this site. I don't even have pity for you people. Good luck with life and your Gin and tonic..
"Speaker of the Truth"
Cunt, cunty, cuntiness, cuntified, cuntless.
I think that about covers today's lesson. Class dismissed.
'This is why they hate us'.
Not used much anymore...but in the right setting, it's very effective.
Alright, which one of you cunty fucktards scared away R88?
Yo, Whistledick @ R89, he was bumping from a smartphone. Dur. Dur.