I thought he was a long time ago, but they've been quietly dating for years now and I don't think Joanna is the type to beard.
Maybe he's bi, but I think the relationship's legit.
And this is coming from a lesbian and long-time fan of Joanna Newsom who wishes she was queer. I mean, aside from the talent and genius, I think she has a perfect body.
Andy is 1 of those guys with big noses who sometimes looks pretty attractive to me. On SNL when he would wear skimpy outfits I thought his body was good too.
His roast "jokes" for James Franco were pathetic and not funny though.
I never got a gay vive from Samberg.
He's just got that dorky look and manner that a lot of hipsters have.
He's Jewish - very often mistake for gay.
Why is weird folk fav Joanna Newsom marrying a mainstream douche like Andy. I doubt Andy even knows who she is.
C'mon you didn't know that Andy Samberg was straight. Everything about Andy Samberg says straight. Nebbishy Jewish guy, creative, with looks that straddle the fence between interesting and odd and at some times attractive. I know we play fast and loose with who's gay and straight on this board, but there was no way that Andy Samberg was ever in question.
I very much enjoyed episode one of his new show.
Str8, bi, or gay... he's a smug piece of shit. Really SMUG. Yuck.
R9 = freeper.
There are some gays who think EVERYONE is gay.
"Andy is 1 of those guys with big noses who sometimes looks pretty attractive to me."
Andy played the gay card so often on talk shows and SNL, there was no way he was really gay.
Agree his new TV show is very good, called Brooklyn nine-nine.
R10, AIDS patient
Smug is okay - it's what can lend a hot authenticity to the phrase, "Yeah, take that load. Uh!"
And no one does it better than a nice Jewish guy.
His new show is surprisingly funny -- and he is adorable in it.
Person who can't sing marries unfunny comedian.
Is she Jewish?
R18,but she can play the harp.
I wonder if Samberg had the urge to make one of those unfunny quirky digital shorts about his wedding?
I didn't know he was putting his dick in her box.
He never seemed gay in the least to me.
He's so fugly, the hets can have him.
I hpe she doesn't start to make R'n'B music now she married a guy of that ilk.
I still don't know how this man gets work. He's ordinary in every conceivable way.
[quote]Who in the hell thought he was gay?
Honestly, I never considered that he was straight. Bi maybe. But if I had been asked to bet, I probably would have put money down that he was gay. He pings to high heaven to me, and has kissed more guys than I have I think... and that's just on camera.
Seriously. People think he's straight??
He's showbiz straight
He never seemed gay to me.
I never thought he was gay, either.
What in particular about Samberg would make anyone so convinced he was gay? Or straight for that matter? He's a guy. He could be anything. That's true of anyone, of course, but I'm having trouble even relating to any stereotypical or otherwise particularly gay-identified quality about him that would make OP think he was nec. gay. Deja vu to this whole Brad Pitt looks black trope.
He could have been a good looking guy if it wasn't for that big ass jawline of his. He looks like he has habsburg jaw.
Who cares? He's gross. I bet he has bad breath and skidmarked underwear. And he was/is NEVER EVER as funny as he thinks he is.
Ach! Er ist ein Jude!!!
Can stars really be cynical enough to think...hey lets have the wedding right around the season premiere of the new show. Free Publicity!!
He only got married because his TRUE love, Seth Meyers, got married recently too.
For future reference:
Actors of fully Jewish background:
-Logan Lerman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Bar Refaeli, James Wolk, Julian Morris, Esti Ginzburg, Kat Dennings, Erin Heatherton, Odeya Rush, Anton Yelchin, Paul Rudd, Scott Mechlowicz, Andrew Garfield, Lizzy Caplan, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Gal Gadot, Robert Kazinsky, Melanie Laurent, Marla Sokoloff, Shiri Appleby, Justin Bartha, Adam Brody, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Gabriel Macht.
Actors with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers -Jake Gyllenhaal, James Franco, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Radcliffe, Alison Brie, Eva Green, Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Connelly, Eric Dane, Jeremy Jordan.
Actors with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers, who themselves were either raised as Jews and/or identify as Jews: -Ezra Miller, Alexa Davalos, Nat Wolff, James Maslow, Josh Bowman, Ben Foster, Nikki Reed, Ansel Elgort.
Actors with one Jewish-born parent and one parent who converted to Judaism -Dianna Agron, Sara Paxton (whose father converted, not her mother), Alicia Silverstone, Jamie-Lynn Sigler.
R14 rectal swab.
Matthew Broderick also "self identifies as Jewish" even though he wasn't brought up Jewish and his sister is an Episcopal priest.
People we thought were Jewish or half-Jewish but weren't: Jason Robards, Gene Hackman, Judy Garland, Cyndi Lauper, Jimmy Kimmel, Robin Williams
Ethel Fucking Merman!
He was the one bomb at the Franco roast.
Profoundly strange couple.
There was a lot of talk of Samburg's "big white ass" tonight on Broolyn Nine-Nine. In fact, a guest star slaps Andy on his butt twice. Last week Samburg was almost completely naked.
Many people will continue to believe Samberg is gay like the OP. In fact, he's just seeing how far he can go on network TV.
I sucked his dick in Bed, Bath & Beyond in Chelsea. He's 8.5 inches and thick. Cut, of course. Shot a heavy, creamy load. He has a high protein diet.i
R35 I thought the Hapsburg jaw was a receding chin.
Quite the opposite. It's a low, lantern-like jaw somewhat Leno like. See link.