They seem to be all the rage these days. What goes on in there? Do they jerk each other off while drinking brews and watching sports or straight porn?
Judging by Craiglist posts, they lick each others man caves clean.
I've been in one-they're dirty and smelly. They allow straights to be themSLOPPYselves. After the experience, it only confirmed my view that we gays are smarter and more advanced than those primitive types. There's a reason why women stay out-and it's not about sex. After seeing a man turn into a pig, I wouldn't want to fuck with him either.
They watch sports and mainstream action movies (but never musicals, they HAAAAAAATE musicals with a passion, even the ones with scantily-clad women) on their mid-priced HDTVs with out-of-the-box surround sound systems, sit in moderately priced recliners from La-Z-Boy, drink cheap domestic beer, talk and belch at the same time, scratch themselves and make farts that barely avoid becoming sharts that would linger on their worn-out Hanes boxer briefs for the rest of time.
Straights reaffirm their heterosexuality in their man caves. No homo.
[quote] farts that barely avoid becoming sharts
Didn't Dr. Seuss write about this?
is glitter or chiffon allowed?
"straight bros" WGAS?
"They seem to be all the rage"? With whom do you fraternize?
If HouseHunters is any judge, they all want a man cave.
[quote]"They seem to be all the rage"? With whom do you fraternize?
Fart. The man cave probably reeks of fart.
Do they masturbate to Prince and Brad Pitt?
The guys I know either play video games or build shit.
They hump the pillows, spread their snot on the shag rugs, and get potato chip crumbs all over the place.