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Yes, I'd almost forgotten about Lindsay with all the trainwreckery of Miley in the rags.
What is she up to?
What is it about that goddamn Disney studio that fucks kids up? I'm not superstitious, but are these kids cursed?
Bobby Driscoll (the voice of Peter Pan and the boy from "Song of the South") died of a drug overdose.
Then the gay, once-cute-but-now-bald-and-fat Tommy Kirk ("Old Yeller") traded a promising career for drugs and found himself unemployable in Hollywood.
Kim Richards was in "Escape to Witch Mountain," and look at her now! A bigger train wreck than that McLean Stevenson sitcom she was in.
Lisa Whelchel was a Mouseketeer in the short-lived 70s Mickey Mouse Club before "The Facts of Life," and she ended up marrying a closeted minister which led to her nervous breakdown.
Britney Spears was a Mousketeer in the 1990s, and her fame came with a huge price.
Now, poor Zac Efron just got out of rehab.
And it's not just things they could have avoided. Annette Funicello avoided all the expected pitfalls of former child stars but spent the last 25 years of her life suffering from MS.
Matthew Garber, the little boy from "Mary Poppins," died when he was 21.
Why does the premier producer of so-called "family entertainment," which they practically invented, produce so many tragically fucked-up people?