Ooooooo, I'm gonna simulate cunnilingus on this dwarf! Comere, you! Mwah mwah mwah!
Daddy says my antics give him continuous Achy Breaky Sharts.
Don't tell anybody but I can't read. I memorize scripts by taperecorder.
My coochie is coochierrific!!
I now there are industry dolks here. Please tell Miley to be careful'where she treads. She looks silly trying to hang with hip/hop culture. Esp if she is not going to do it right. Trying to be cool isn't the way to go esp in her love life. I'm black btw
By sticking out my tongue constantly I am letting the entire world know I love getting a cock rammed down my throat
It also lets them know I'm partially retarded
I'm the current global pin-up girl for "cultural appropriation" and has sparked innumerable social media discussions by academics and writers who should know better than to sully their reputations by even acknowledging than an industry cipher like me even exists.
I'm going to hire a gynecologist who will sexily perform a public Pap smear upon me. Yum.
That was some nap, OP.
I'm the thrush that coats Miley's tongue and I'm completely resistant to antibiotics. I'm going to be here for a long time.
If I wasn't a superstar, I'd bounce between cashier jobs at Walmart, Family Dollar and Dollar General Store.
Yo Yo Yo. I love hangin' with my homies. Yo Yo yo. I'm for realz y'all. My homie Kanye even says so.
I'm so sexy. SO sexy! I'm sexy girl! I love sex! Look at my tongue! Look at my crotch! Look at my ass! I'm SEXY, SEXY, SEXY! Woooo!
Not you again! Can't you get a day job or something?
I'm twerking all the way to the bank, bitches.
You all are a bunch of jealous haters. I'm making history. No one else used their body and played out shock value to get attention.