and for dessert do you shit them out on the glass coffee table?
That could've been titled "14 Things To Do With A Packet Of Biscuit Mix". There was nothing remotely appetising, just a bunch of carbs and fat and sugar and salt. Everything looked like it had the consistency of a foam mattress.
R1, what a disgusting, repellant notion. You should be ashamed of yourself.
It's for Christmas. All serving is done on a nice traditional Julbord. Of course, table cloths can be rolled aside when necessary.
Marlo LOVES Scandinavian traditions. She always says that, compared to the holidays of her youth, she "likes to take some of the nose off" entertaining.