Im so sick of inviting someone over for sex and them acting like they live here or Im their maid.
1.) asked for "something to drink the minute he walked in";
2.) then said "where is the bathroom," which is where I had put my dog, so I had to take the dog by the collar into the den and relocate the gate there;
3.) Asked if I had any porn that I could play while we were fucking, so that took 15 minutes to get to the porn my cable company provides and find a film he was comfortable with, which was "bi" becuase he is "bi"
4.) Commented why I didnt have it streaming in my bedroom from my computer, because that would be free;
5.) paid more attention to the remote control and couldnt rewind or fast forward the porn to his liking, so kept asking me to do it;
6. asked if he could take a shower afterward... and had the nerve to ask if the towels in the bathroom were clean
7.) as he was leaving said, "you think you could help me with a cab, so I dont have to take the subway?"
He just wasn't that into you, OP.
Personally, I'd be glad if someone asked to use the bathroom pre-sex. Who knows what might come falling out if he didn't ask?
And why [italic]don't[/italic] you stream from your computer to your TV?
1 and 2 I can see as okay - I mean you expected he wouldn't need to use the bathroom? - but the rest, and especially the last, no.
Who'd you bring home, Cheyenne Jackson?
You're a whore darlin'!
Why didn't you ask him to leave? I learned my lesson after more than one negative experience. If a trick is making unnecessary demands or being a jerk, I ask them to leave. Done it more than once. One got creepy once and I went to my dresser, pulled out my .38 and sat in the chair and placed it in my lap and told him to get dressed and to get out. He got the message.
Who under 65 refers to a hookup as a "trick"?
R6's mother refers to HER tricks as "gentlemen callers"
This never happened.
That's funny. I've always called them "tricks," too, R6, and I'm sure I'm closer to 65 than I am to your whippersnapper age.
I think of "hookup" as yet another vague internet word. It's equally correct, as I've observed it, to use it to refer to what we elders once called "tricking," or to hanging out with people with whom absolutely nothing sexual happens.
The polite host offers his guest something to drink and expects that the guest will want to refresh himself after the journey.
For Christ sake op, you really sound like a jerk, no wonder you picked up a jerk.
One asshole is attracted to another asshole...gee, I really feel your pain!
I had a guy once come over and then tell me he couldn't fuck a guy unless he was stoned.
He sat there expectantly - I didn't know if he was waiting for me to go all "OH GOOD - Let me just get my bong!" Or if it was some kind of give him cash to call his dealer kinda thingy.
Unfortunately I had a family emergency and will never know.
He was high and needed porn to get off. Obviously.
Look at it this way, OP ...he could've just killed you and left your dead body behind for others to find.
See how that 'glass half full' thing works ??
Serve him some microwaved turkey meatballs and send him on his way.
The nerve. It's not like you're running a bed and breakfast!
[quote] Serve him some microwaved turkey meatballs and send him on his way.
And don't forget the tonic water!
My dear OP, it was you who had no boundaries.
You erect the boundary at anything you don't like / want to do / want to offer. He has every right to make a request, just as you have every right to say no.
R5, what creepy stuff was your trick doing that caused you to pull out a gun?
Throw out the trash.
I misread the title of this thread. I thought it was about things like how to hide snot in a linen napkin at a formal luncheon.
he wasn't into you, OP.
no offense. he was hoping you'd serve him a glass of poison or at least gasoline because drinking that would have been easier then porking you.
he went to the bathroom in search of drugs to overdose on or a razor to slit his wrist with.
You really did not foresee the need to use the bathroom before or after sex? Realllly? You sound really old and dumb. And oh yeah...the reason he needed porn in order to get a boner... you are a turn off physically.
I always had the opposite problem, op. I would answer the door in my jellaba with refreshments and sexy music playing only to be brushed off as to being too refined and social. Those brutes only want one thing; to ravage my innocence.
Did gays use the word "trick" before hookers did?
I've used the term since 1946.
OP you're the bottom right?
I think these stories are fake. Trick? Is this 1950?
I think this "gay-for-pay" homophobia in gay porn has really damaged gay men, however, it has given them vivid imaginations.
r28 = last night's trick stole his wallet and pop tarts.
Are people really having sex with myriad one-night stands nowadays? I thought that went away after the plague. Guess some guys never learn.
r30 = can't get laid
R30 and R31 is way into "=".
OP has issues. Maybe one of his tricks will put him out of his misery since he's a ho who can't say no.
Mine wanted my jug of pennies to take and go get breakfast at McDonalds. Also wanted to "borrow" my bike to do it. One firm NO and time for you to go NOW did it.
I had a friend who just got naked with his trick and the trick pulled out a knife from his pants on the floor. My friend quickly pulled out his gun from underneath the mattress and the trick was told to leave, naked but still got to grab his clothes.
0.00000000003 / 10
Honey, this was done and done ages ago far better.
You reap what you sow, OP. Reap what you sow.
I always ask to wash my hands before we get started. Or...would you rather have my steering wheel germs all up inside your mussy?
I'll pass everything except the playing porn while fucking. That just screams "I'm not into you!"
A trick stole my phone once. How rude.
I hate when they refuse to wear the bag on their heads.
Or when the fatties get upset that I can't help how their layers jiggle while I'm getting my no recip BJ.
A trick stole my cherry once. He never gave it back.
r5 sounds loony tunes
R41 here... should say how I giggle while their fat layers jiggle
When they're instantly smitten and think we're going to be boyfriends. Ugh.
[quote]A trick stole my cherry once. He never gave it back.
You still have the box your cherry came in.
Like anyone would want you for a boyfriend, R45.
Wow, OP, you are a MESS, honey!!
Really? Picking up complete strangers and bringing them into your home...where they can have free reign, because no one knows what's going on...that can get complicated?? You don't say!
Honestly, get out of the gay ghetto, mess!
You're a bitch, R47. You tricks leave before anything happens because you reek of such attitude.
[quote]You still have the box your cherry came in.
Yes but of all the dozens and dozens of men who've been in there looking for it, it's still empty.
some tricks are so rude as to demand two towels!
When they get scared by all the gear I have in my basement, I hate that.
I know! who DOESN'T have a crucifix and a penis cage rule.
But no..... It's always "don't restrain my hands..." and "I'll call the cops..."
Does no one grow up with any manners these days?
Well, that's the risk you have to take when you hook up with a stranger: you don't know who (or what) will actually show up.
Some people are assholes through and through, and it shows even in the awful experiences they give their hook ups.
Or, I left an email with your address with a friend, or on a timer. Ugh.
A lot of times the chastity cage gets them to be more compliant though.
That's just ghastly, R53
OP, I never had the kind of problem you describe. I just wish the two of us could get together, so I could show you how wrong you are about people.
I'll second that, Jeffrey!
After all, what could possibly go wrong with anonymous tricking?
OP's a big baby. I would've fixed you up good.
Not scared of clowns, are ya?
Want some candy?
Wow. I can hardly wait for the next serial or spree killer joke. Way to kill a thread.