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How can I get closer to the dark forces?
I want them to help me in my nightmarish crusade!!!
- We don't want you.
- Babalon Working
- No, Britney, we don't want to help you sell your new single. Now, have a bag of Cheetos and go sit down.
- You can join me and go rogue!
- I've changed my mind. Please give me a like.
- Well...I *am* looking for a housekeeper...
- Register as a Republican. Closest thing to Hell on Earth.
- DARK SIDED!!!!!
- Don't listen to any of these punks. You want to join me! The Westboro Baptist Church is your fastest ticket to Hell!!!
I'm a bottom.
- Get into the upper levels of Scientology.
- Call out their names.
- Go into corporate banking or marketing.
- My Kabbalah study group meets on Thursday. Bring a casserole.
- 18 dollars. And flattery won't get you a discount.
- Head to your local RNC office
"I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade."
- Come on R16, you're just not trying hard enough. Surely the kids could take up Hellish Crusading instead of soccer?
- Don't talk to me about Dark Forces after the weekend I've just had. You give them years of commitment and a 100% genuine bona fide hellish crusade, and then the buggers just drop you right in it.
- Mal-i-bu Barbie!
- start up a TLPG chapter in your hometown
- the above post should have read N*A*M*B*L*A
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