Banning babies & toddlers in coffeeshops or banning guns in coffeeshops
Which would you choose?
Can we add pretentious Hipsters?
R2 then who would make the coffee?
What r1 said.
Time to retire that nick, OP.
Ban babies with guns. Win-win.
Babies don't kill people...babies with GUNS kill people.
Count me in for BOTH!
I vote for banning fuckwaste. Guns make less noise.
I love babies but I'm fine with banning them from certain restaurants, tapas bars, coffeeshops, etc. Guns? Banned from everywhere, please. We are a civilized society. Guns are for barbarians. It's only the whacked out who want to carry instruments of death, anyway. Use your wits, not killing devices.
On a cursory scan of DL threads, I read this as 'burning babies & toddlers in coffeshops'.
Why do I have to choose just one?
Frankly, the sound of gunshots is significantly less upsetting than the sound of a screaming baby.
Try screaming, mobile toddlers.
I would most like them to ban babies & toddlers hogging the wifi in coffeeshops.
Guns, of course. Screaming babies and toddlers aren't life threatening.
Banning armed babies & toddlers
I need my gun BECAUSE of the screaming babies and toddlers!