Which search words do you think lead people to Datalounge?
Mary! works every time.
"*insert a attrative, white male celebrities name here* gay"
And the DL will always be fairly high up in search results. It's how a lot of people end up stumbling here.
Anything about bitchy female celebrities or historical figures.
I found it searching for Lucy/Desi gossip.
I found it through a search for Leonardo DiCaprio
True crime figures.
Mary Tyler Moore
"potato salad recipe"
"is (insert the name of your favorite C-list celebrity) gay?"
The word is: PRESENT
Of taints, complaints and garish paint
Cockgobbler Aaron Schock
I am proud to say that googling "Martha Hyer Bitch" brings up the DL as the first hit.
"Gaga is Queen of Pop."
Believe it or not I googled Corey Haim gossip before he died and the top hit was DL. I was googling Lisa Welchel later and it seems DL was the only site covering her before Survivor. The hilarious LW threads made me stay.
In my case: Anthony Recker + ass.
Four words: Men Presenting Their Holes.
[quote]I am proud to say that googling "Martha Hyer Bitch" brings up the DL as the first hit.
Quite believable and absolutely hysterical.
Seriously, R24? Where did you first learn of him and his ass?
"He-he-he RAPED me"
Janie Lane brought me here.
I can't even remember, r26. Probably some porn blog. It was a couple of years ago at least. DL popped up several times when I decided to Internet stalk him.
I do remember that I was so confused by how this place worked at first visit. It was my first (and still my only) experience with an anonymous forum.
I was searching for stories of closeted gay Christian men when I struck this vein...
Heated discussion about whether Ronald Colman's Oscar was deserved.
The ones that brought me here over ten years ago:
Celebrity blind items gossip.
James Franco made a gayface joke on The Mindy Project last night. Maybe that will bring some hits.
The Glenns, Beck and Close, and all their damages.
"James Franco made a gayface joke on The Mindy Project last night"
Was he talking about himself?
Paul Allen, after watching him on 60 Minutes and Charlie Rose. There was next to nil on him anywhere, except about his nerdy memoirs, and bam, I find a DL thread with 80 posts or so, pretty much confirming his nerdiness.
I then promptly forgot about DL until I was desperate for a place to snark about that excruciating Twilight bearding fauxmance, hit the jackppot on DL, and never left.
Seconding Mary. Caftans too.
Renner, Jeremy renner
Back in 1997, I was linked here by a smartass in a Kevin Spacey fan site message board. So glad.
There are actually Kevin Spacey fansites? I don't know why I find that unexpected.
"There are actually Kevin Spacey fansites?"
There were in 1997
Tom Cruise heterosexual
Madonna GaGa Janice Jackson
"World Trade Center is an Insatiable Bottom"
Some tiresome know it all old queen on a soap opera fan site complained that it was becoming almost as contentious as Datalounge. That piqued my interest and I have been here ever since. A paying member since 2003.
I got here when I typed into google, "Suri Cruise is evil"
How to perfect Cuntery and Anonymity, especially for the First Responder.
Mitt Romney Zodiac Killer
Sarah Jessica Parker
Key lime pie
"How do I make a margarine fountain?"
"People who poop in stores."
Well if you [italic]really[/italic] want to know...
No lie, I got here a couple of years ago by Googling "Tom Cruise gay." I came for the Tom Cruise closet/Scieno expose threads, but I stayed for the Michfest snark.
Lady Gaga Queen of Pop Meryl Streep of Music Best Female Artist of All Time
I forgot how I got here, but I believe it's something I googled - "xxx is gay"
Red Dragon Cheese
r68 Same here.
Benedict Cumberbatch & Lee Pace
There's Something Wrong with Aunt Diane
Stupid bitch who killed all those kids
top 50 search terms on google for datalounge visitors in the last 30 days are:
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Matt Bomer - that's how i ended up here.
R75, that's interesting. Lots of stuff you'd expect (gay gossip, stuff about dick size) and a few things you wouldn't. Didn't know people were that interested in John Kerry's wig!
I found it searching for Shirley Maclaine. I thoroughly enjoyed the gossipy/trashy thread I read about her and paid my $18 that day.
The rugged, virile bulge of Elias Koteas
"Homosexual undertones in Rifleman opening"
Et voila! I've been here since.
I searched "Colton Haynes Gay"
I don't remember what brought me here. I probably googled the name of some actor, with "nude," "naked," "cock," or "gay" as the other search term.
I found this site by searching for "victoria jackson cunt".
Aaron Schock + gay.
I found this place while searching for news on Chris Meloni.
R75, I know how the webmaster gets this list, but how did you? Are you s/he, or is there some site that somehow aggregates this info?
I found DL looking for more pics of cockgobbler Aaron Schock after his *fabulous* belt-at-the-picnic photo and never left.
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