I kind of like the green sink & toilet in the powder room.
I love that it's in Des Moines. I think the kicker would be if the owners aren't even Asian, but some random white person / couple.
Actually, that's what one of the article comments says:
"The garden is a Japanese design. The kitchen, mostly Chinese. The bedrooms, some Chinese and some Southeast Asians. Everything else is a mix of Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, Malaysians, etc, etc; and even some European thing thrown in. Also, the Chinese characters make no sense, they're just randomly put together. This can only mean one thing.... It's a White dude who did this!!"
I can see opening a members only "gentlemen's club" there. Meals, massages, happy endings and more delivered by an adoring cadre of Asian woman who cater to their every need. It can also function as a boys hang out with its game room, lounge, and wet bar. They just need to work a bit on the lighting.
3,000 sq feet is pretty large, right? It seems like it would be a good place to run a business, if they can accommodate the parking and the neighbors don't mind. The place is a steal for a business like that if it were legal and zoned. Straight men with money looking for Asian pussy in Iowa are going to think the decor is super-swanky.
How much fun is that!? In DesMoines! Is so fucking bad it's good.
It looks like a Chinese restaurant/opium den!
I like it.
i think it's tremendous.
I had a joke about Liberace and a Filipino houseboy, but I can't decide if it's racist or not so I'll refrain.
Bury the beige!
Fuck beige! Seriously, I'd rather live in this kind of ball-out bad taste, than the kind of wimpy neutral palates that are in fashion today.
Still... THAT is why I say that arterial crimson doesn't belong in interior decorating.