Stand on his head, aim straight down. Can't miss. He hates it, but he loves it too.
Ask them how that Southern Strategy is working for them.
Show,us your disability check while buying liquor
Carry out an act of goodwill.
Talk about their taxes
R9. Wrong. Republicans donate and perform acts of goodwill. Democrats, or progressives, rely on the government to do it.
Ask them when they're going to renounce their medicare and social security benefits.
They get upset when you mention that Dubya went AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard and is a military deserter.
Tell them a 'welfare queen' is moving next door.
That's right, R11. Republicans do perform acts of goodwill, which is why they want to cut millions of people from the food stamp program. And why the Koch brothers donate to organizations to eliminate labor unions.
Be black and vote.
I am a gay man. I don't have to DO anything to piss off a Republican.
R11 Providing subsidies for the oil industry is not considered an act of goodwill.
[quote]Republicans donate and perform acts of goodwill.
Can you provide the name of the Republican who did that?
Try this: "I hear Jane Fonda is going to get an Oscar nomination for her portrayal of Nancy Reagan in The Butler."
Of course she isn't actually going to get nominated but be prepared to give cpr.
Be in possession of a vagina.
Be any shade of brown.
It's OK to be gay as long as you don't practise being gay outside of airport bathrooms. Or with anyone else except senators.