Nick is taking steroids. He's also the only straight one on that cover.
That magazine is shit. I still get it for free in the mail and stopped subscribing ages ago. (no, it's not being debited from any account ...)
Out magazine should have a rule ... the cover is for OUT people. What a brainstorm !!
And Time should be only for people with clocks.
What's up with those moles. Every one of those Jonases has more moles than an old Jewess. Yech.
The Jonai look like Arabic guys from North Africa.
It's another "Our Straight Friends!" cover story.
R5, it's always been this way. When Terrence McNally won the Best Play Tony for "Love, Valour, Compassion," the next person to grace OUT's cover was Ricki Lake. I sent them a note asking why such a high-achieving, OUT gay man couldn't've been on the cover, and believe it or not, they called me up to ask who Terrence McNally was.
I've thought of it as IN ever since. I don't subscribe. I buy it when someone good is on the cover, NPH for example.
I meant 9 for R4.
[quote]and believe it or not, they called me up to ask who Terrence McNally was.
You're just making shit up, gramps.
Lord have mercy.
Nick is so gorgeous - but you know he's only doing it to support one or both of his brothers.
VPL on the photographer, btw, who's only too happy to be taking their pictures...
I used to think they were the biggest douchebags until I fell in love with Nick playing Marius in Les Mis. I'd always preferred Enjolras.
Maybe one is coming out in the issue.
I'm really sick of the Simon Halls troll. No one GAF doll.
And yes the Jonas Brothers look Arabic.
Joan Rivers asked Nick on Friday night's Fashion Police if her were gay.
He gave the standard answer that he likes women, but he has a lot of gay friends whom he supports.
Well Nick is the straight one, so that makes sense.
what is their "ethnic" background?
What was the point of even asking a question like that. What did she expect, that he was going to come out to her right then and there?
For Pete's sake, the Jonases have Italian ancestry. They don't look like Arabs.
OP, chill dude. It's not that serious, man.
who is Terrence McNally?
they have a bit of Turkish in them
R18, why "ethnic" in quotes?
yeah, you're right, no quotes necessary, R24
Who is "Terrence McNally"?
Joan said to them in a general way that there are gay rumors about them. She wasn't asking Nick to speak. Nick happens to be the only straight one which is probably why he answered that he was straight while the other two looked around and wouldn't confirm or deny if they were gay.
That's why the gay question was so hilarious b/c it was the straight guy who spoke up. Dumb, since we know he's the straight one and I'm sure Joan knew it too, she was just tweaking the other two who didn't speak up.
did the (totally straight) married one have his nose done? he looks different.
It's the French Canadian in them. Loads of French Canadians have those swarthy, mole-y, curly-locked looks.
Why does the one who does Broadway musicals get the "straight" label?
Holy shit Nick is fucking HUGE!
And yet, somehow it's his thick, lustrous hair that is the best part
Posted this in another Jonas thread but I saw Nick at the Chelsea Whole Foods yesterday.
Anyway, he was very cute, wearing black gym shorts, very tight black sleeveless tee and sneakers. He was small, maybe just 5'8" but very well-proportioned.
His face has a beautiful kind of Modigliani-esque quality to it. I've never seen such small eyes that could be so entrancing!
No one else seemed to notice him.
[quote]Why does the one who does Broadway musicals get the "straight" label?
Two of the brothers have done Broadway musicals. The parents pushed Nick onto Broadway at age 7. Joe followed in his footsteps appearing in Baz Luhrmann's production of "La Bohème."
How did this devolve into them posing to be on the cover? I haven't seen anywhere that they are supposed to be featured on the cover, just that this is a photoshoot for Out magazine. There are plenty of other pages in the mag.
The muscle-y one looks like a professional whore.
[Quote]His face has a beautiful kind of Modigliani-esque quality to it.
And the Mary! goes to...
On the local Providence news this weekend was a story about Miss Universe who is from Rhode Island. They were re-naming a street for her in Cranston and there was a big ceremony and none other than Nick Jonas was there to offer his support as he is apparently dating her. She is very pretty so they make a cute couple.
Who the fuck is Simon Halls?
[quote]His face has a beautiful kind of Modigliani-esque quality to it. I've never seen such small eyes that could be so entrancing!
This post is so fucking MARY that three Portuguese peasant children fell to their knees in adoration upon reading it.
R43 wins the Internet. W&W x 1000.
R42, Simon Halls is Matt Bomer's abusive husband.
How do we know he's abusive?
Who is on the cover of Closet Magazine? Lance Bass?
Joe's hair looks like shit. He is looking like Joey Lawrence-- before Joey shaved his head and got hot.
Seriously, that haircut is very Ross on "Friends"-- circa 1996.
I agree, the Simon Halls shit is lame and obsessive. Of course, so is 'wins the internet'.
[quote]the Simon Halls shit is lame and obsessive.
You seem like an old grouch who doesn't even laugh at all the hysterically funny Helen Lawson and Crystal Connors posts.
[quote]For Pete's sake, the Jonases have Italian ancestry. They don't look like Arabs.
So embarrassed for you. Truly.
Joe definitely looks better with longer hair.
Now he looks like one of those militant, boot-wearing fags from the 1970s. Just give him a plaid shirt and some Levis and he could pass for a a clone from the Castro.