He may not have been amused, but it got him hard. That's the most excitement he's had in that stuffy building in years!
You'd think they'd know what Prince Andrew looks like.
Partner and I just heard this on the radio in the car. Absolutely hilarious.
Understandable. Aren't he and his ex crooks?
Was this in the middle of the night? Was he slithering in after a night on the town?
'No weapons drawn'
Police said no weapons were drawn in the incident involving the duke, who is the Queen's second son and has an apartment and office at Buckingham Palace.
Maybe they were holding job applications and since he's never seen one, he just assumed they were weapons.
Maybe he was naked and that's why they thought something was amiss. Perhaps he and Fergie are looking to spice things up to try to rekindle their relationship, and ventured into an unusual part of the palace for them to be in for their nightly romp.
He is quite annoying. Maybe they just felt compelled to Taser him a bit for the public good.
Yes! They were playing naked hide and seek.
I can understand why he might have been out among the bushes. It's London, isn't it?
Or maybe his mum was hinting that she'd like him to consider moving out.
Heads will roll over this, nobody yells at mommy's favorite.
I wonder if faced with that situation he says, "I'm the Duke of York!" or whether he just says, "I'm Prince Andrew!" They'd recognize the latter name much more quickly.
Are all of the corgis at Balmoral? They don't care for him. They might have been chasing him around the palace, nipping at his ankles.
The Sunday Express earlier reported officers pointed their guns and ordered him to "put your hands up and get on the ground" after mistaking him for an intruder.
Did they frisk him while he was laying on the ground? Were the royal jewels touched? Was he yelling at them? Did he give them the old...DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
I want details!
Was he naked? Heard years ago that he's a naturist.
"The queen's famous words are get it right, put it right, and there will be a review, that you can be certain of, and hopefully it will be put right," former royal chief of protection Dai Davies told ABCNews.com
I'll take care of this. I'm always getting my man out of difficult situations.
So what? Tempest in a teapot. Surprised it hasn't happened before (if it hasn't).
It was out in the garden in the evening. He was on his knees, naked, with his face hidden in the crotch of the naked gardener. It's no wonder they couldn't see who it was.
Next week's newspaper on the Isle of Man:
"2 New Police Officers Assigned to Local Duty."
George Zimmerman: "Don't look at me, I was at home making -ceviche-..."
r26 IF they're lucky. My money's on the Outer Hebrides.
That should take the pompous prince down a peg !
[quote]"2 New Police Officers Assigned to Local Duty."
Probably not. HRH thought the cops were the strippers he had ordered, and immediately demanded they take their clothes off as he belted out "It's Raining Men". Again.
So, the local constabulary has one up on Andrew.
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
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