In this thread lets share some helpful hints that have worked for you and you'd like to share with others.
For example, don't buy expensive stainless steel cleaner, use white vinegar instead.
But don't limit the hints to just cleaning. If you know how to get a free room upgrade or a better seat on the plane or a trick for proper comma usage. Share it all here.
Put urine in your humidifier to quickly get rid of a cold.
Keep a spray bottle full of a 50-50 combination of white vinegar and distilled water (yes, distilled, not purified or spring waer) for use in cleaning LCD tvs. Spray the solution on a lint-free cloth and with the tv off, use the cloth in a circular manner on the screen. Let dry.
Instead of wasting money on condoms, buy those long narrow sleeves of peanuts or cashews. Not only will the sleeve serve as a cock wrapper, but the nuts will give you the energy to perform.
Every time you use nature's Free Solar Laundry Dryer to dry a load of your laundry, you save between 30¢ and 50¢ depending on your local electric rates.
It adds up in a year's time.
For Homeowners: The cost of nighttime heating and cooling can be greatly reduced by only heating or cooling your bedroom. This allows you turn off the HVAC in the rest of your house. Big savings, especially with a programmable thermostat to automatically restart the HVAC when you get up.
TO REMOVE RED WINE STAINS FROM A PAINTED WALL: Mix equal parts bleach & water in glass dish (I used 1/3 cup of each). Dampen a clean cotton rag/towel with the solution and wipe the stain. Let dry. The red wine should be gone.
You can never have enough hats, gloves and shoes.
Yeah, cheers: thanks a lot.
Man, what's going on at your house R7?
You can quickly fashion a handy garrote with just a broken paint brush handle and a length of wire.
Never let your people talk you into a musical based on fairy tales and directed by Rob Marshall.
R8, Darling, even Amanda de Cadenet would remember the word "accessories".
Nothing fully gets rid of cat puke stains.
R5, it's more economical just to use the plastic bags that they hand out for umbrellas at Bloomingdale's on rainy days.
Put PLENTY of slippery drippings on all kitchen door handles, window catches and that princess phone in the counter. Now, as instructed, light the grease fire and die.
Wit and Wisdom for R16!
Eating thin people's doodie makes YOU thin!
They work just fine in a pinch, R15, but they don't come with a handy snack.
R5/ R19, one thing that they do not do is pinch. Unless you leave the umbrella in them.
Always ask for at least one other picture before choosing a trick. You can't really tell what someone looks like from just the first one!
If the whore falls on love with you, free sex for life!
R18, you must get it put into your colon via anus. Ingesting through the mouth will just make you sick. Geez, get your fecal implant info right. :)
Always rent the cheapest car model possible. In many locations, they run out and force you into an upgrade. Complain, because you had a contracted car available to you. Then when they give you the crappy minivan, complain that this is your Hawaiian vacation and:
1/ you don't want to drive a mommy car on vacation, and
2/ you agreed to the gas MPG that came with a compact.
Change-o, presto! Free upgrade to convertible for your Hawaiian trip.
Never toss a severed slice of human skull into the trash! A little soap and elbrow grease will turn that bone China into a handsome candy dish for all to enjoy!
Never switch lanes in front of a truck when approaching a red light because sometimes trucks have terrible brakes.
Never back up more than you need to.
Don't park near stray shopping carts.
If you have a plug in GPS, don't leave it on all the time when not in use or it will drain your battery.
23, fecal transplants can be through a tube straight to the stomach. The goals is to bathe the entire digestive system with ideal flora...or so I've heard.
Clearly a great time, R9.
I want to be invited to R7's house.
Homemade eyeglass cleaner : 1 part rubbing alcohol : 1 part distilled water.
Everyone has parasites and must go through difficult protocols over the space of several months to rid themselves of them. You might have to strain and take pictures of the stones you poop out too, to add to the cache at curezone.com
R30, and that's easier than two squirts of Windex? I can see you don't understand the thrust of this thread.
r28 Fauna and Merryweather can't get in on this?
There's some good stuff listed in this thread.
Too many people trying too hard here.
"Now, if you want to tidy up in a hurry, think of your living room as a big clock. Start at midnight, and then go around the room working clockwise toward the kitchen. You'll be done in two shakes of a lamb's tail."
Always masturbate before picking up a whore. Never give her the easy one. Make her work for that money.
Always place your pants (with your wallet inside the pocket) as far from the bed as possible. This keeps the whore you're fucking from taking your bank-roll.
Always show up to a whore house with a filthy cock. The whore will always spend a lot of time getting it clean with warm soapy water and it feels great. Really, it's like getting free head.
HOW TO GET A FREE HAND JOB FROM A NEVADA WHORE HOUSE
Show up to the whore house wired on speed. No Nevada whore is allowed to fuck you with a disease. The whore will give you a little hand job looking for pre-ejaculate (means healthy). When wired on speed, you don't make the pre-ejaculate! You just got yourself a professional hand job from a whore for free!
HOW TO WHORE SHOP
If all you want is great head, just look for the biggest fattest juiciest lips. Nothing else matters much.
Never bombard a message board with unfunny posts where you pretend to be Jimmy Swaggert.
WEHT Jimmy Swaggart?
Learn how to spell a name you just fucking read and I'll think about it. Stupid shit.
If you need to remove a nacreous layer of permacum, have a couple of shots of vodka and lie down until you realize that a nacreous layer of permacum is the result of years of collective effort and should be preserved.
Do Americans use the term that something 'will do in a pinch'?
Yes r46 , it is a universal idiom. Did something just fly over my head?
Dryer sheets work like a magic eraser to clean stuff.
Use sulfate free shampoo if you want your hair shiny and healthy.
Usually TVs are factory set to have a very bright screen as this looks better in the store. Reset the brightness to about half of the factory setting, it is literally easier on the eyes and saves a surprising amount of money - the extra power required for store-bright screens mounts up over time.
When boiling eggs keep the water for watering houseplants, it's full of minerals.
Always buy large ticket items just before the end of the month, the sales people have targets to meet and will give much better deals to make their figures.
Never play cards with a man named Doc.
Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.
An ounce of ketchup in your lady ham can be of service at the strangest hour.
Next time your tummy acts up, and your Hershey Highway turns into a Raging Rapids, save a swatch of the TP that you wiped with. You can discreetly rub it on the doorknob of that neighbor in the apartment next door that just drives you crazy! It's a little way of turning lemons into lemonade... make those intestinal bacteria that got you sick into the gift that keeps on giving!