Recker's is the alpha and the omega of male asses.
All of them
[quote]Recker's is the alpha and the omega of male asses.
Not according to the votes, even though you've hysterically insisted as much on this forum for years.
We need ass pics to vote fairly and properly.
I voted small, although I like all kinds. Flat asses, though, are the easiest to eat well.
What's the difference between "Huge, like Anthony Recker's" and "A bubblebutt, round and high". Isn't his a bubble butt, round and high?
This poll is useless without pics.
I have a bubble butt that I frequently get compliments on, yet I hate it and wish it were small and flat... I love guys who show no curve whatsoever in pants.
These sorts of threads for some reason always remind me of a middle-aged man in a factory I worked in to pay for college. Invariably, when he was describing the buxom blonde women that were his acme, he would say, "I'd eat a yard of her shit just to see the hole it came out of."
Obviously I was traumatized. But after 9 posts and no pics, including from the poster complaining about no pics, I figured you deserved it.
Anthony Recker's is not a bubble butt. Its too huge to be one, nor is it round enough.
We've all changed it in our minds to include a blond, hirsute muscle god, R10. Mmm...
we need pictures for each options.
R11, not round enough and not a bubble? Look at the link. People at his college used to say he had a girl's ass on a jock's muscular body because it was so round and like a bubble.
I agree r2, all of them. Anthony Recker needs to have his ass spanked every day until it gets flattened out-HA! or should I say Recker's ass needs to be wrecked. Alot depends on the personality of the guy attached to the ass and for me I prefer white men 99.9% of the time and of those only American men.
This poll confirms what I've long suspected and r3 has too, apparently - there are a few very vocal die-hard huge ass freaks who post all over this board. I'm much more of a front package man than an ass man anyway and huge asses are of no interest to me. Small or square and muscular would be my choices and NO HAIR. Gross.
That's why I created the poll, r28. I was sick of the Anthony Recker "womanly ass" troll acting like everyone in the forum shares his same particular fetish.
Yeah the results don't surprise me. It is a vocal minority of posters who are obsessed with these outlandish body types like Recker's ginormous ass. Most gay guys don't share that view.
Does Recker have a womanly ass though?
Only 11% care about his ass, r32.
No, he doesn't.
But for those who do, does he?
As an ass aficionado, this guy is in my top two on the internet. I guess it would be classified as a round bubblebutt, soft with a hairy crack.
I like dudes that have nice muscles in the chests and arms. But the ass needs to be thick and soft so that cake can bounce when I fuck it and smack it. The square muscled butts are just as good for that.
hmmm, not necessarily r38, at least as far as I'm concerned. Most guys have asses that are on the flat and/or small side anyway so that is "normal" for a guy. I think r36 has it exactly right. Although I like nice, round, soft bottoms on a guy for spanking and fucking, they cannot be womanly as quite a few men with bigger bottoms can be, and big butts sometimes go with men who are fat all around. So, depending on the guy, I can smack that flat ass even flatter and get just as much satisfaction out of it as with a rounder one.
R28, I am one of the Anthony Recker trolls, and I agree that it's only a minority of people who like huge, round asses like his. And that's reflected in the results of the poll. It's an unusual fetish to like butts like that.
What kind of male ass do you prefer?
The one my dick is in.
Small and firm and SMOOTH. I like a guy's butt to fit in one hand (I do have large hands).
Bubble butts are my second choice.
Hate flat, flabby, and/or hairy.
The first option was not leading at all the first week this poll was posted (indeed, it was clearly in 3rd place).
I suspect the big ass troll has been voting on it every single day since it was posted.
For actual sex? Compact bubble (not a big huge badonka donk beefy ass). I want to get up in there all the way, and I'm only 7".
Visually, though, the big round jock butts do turn my head. Every time.
What falls under "other"?
[quote]I'm much more of a front package man than an ass man anyway and huge asses are of no interest to me.
Yeah, because you are a BOTTOM! Just say it.
Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy! LUV a big, beefy bootay. Smack dat azz!
Flat asses---no thank you! I gotta have something to grab onto!
I think all types can be nice (except the flat shallow ones). Look at Kylie and JLo, both idealised.
Is there an equivalent male celeb to Kylie with a celebrated small tight ass? I can't think of any.
I have to say that ones with a bit of meat on them is best I think, but not into overly big.
And what counts as a womanly ass? Looks like that is often what is liked.
Baseball, tennis and sports azz are almost always good so maybe shows you can work at it.
Typical white boy flat ass
Love fat ass white boys
Only the disgusting mashed-potatoes-in-a-sack Recker and associated fat asses of tedious sports?
"And what counts as a womanly ass? Looks like that is often what is liked."
Yes, what counts as a womanly ass? Examples please.
I normally prefer the huge cakes. But I saw a gorgeous muscular black dude today, about 6' with a compact bubble butt, and I was very intrigued. His shirt was untucked, and the material started to gather on top of his ass, so I could see his cheeks go up and down ass he walked. I think I started drooling.
r36 here. This is my favorite ass of all times. Soft and bubbly and he has a pretty athletic body. He also has an awesome curvy shape and his dick is the perfect size!