It is a collection of Science Fiction (obviously) stories. If anyone wants to contribute, please do!
We'll be stocking that on the "Speculative Fiction/Fantasy" shelf.
shortest book ever written.
There needs to be such services such as lesbian prostitution.
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You should couple it with "The Happy Fag."
That would be non-fiction r5. I don't write in that genre.
This thread has the potential to be epic, please don't disappoint me.
A small goat follows at her scent
Fists clenching, her pendulous breasts hang over the edge of the engine bay as she unfastens the cover over the air filter. Licking her chapped lips, she dreams of fast cars and loose women in flannel and denim. A bead of sweat drips down her nose. She smiles and wipes the grease from her hands on a dirty rag. Happy Lesbians!
Happy? What do syster womyn have to be happy about? We are still oppressed by people of the penised persuasion, cats are still being needlessly killed and there is a severe shortage of Hoverounds due to the increase of fibromyalgia among our Sapphic population, no doubt brought on by the stress of constantly being mind raped by penised people. Not only that, boundaries are NOT being respected!
Systers can ONLY be happy if the oppressive, penised people paradigm is smashed! Only then, can we as syster womyn be truly happy. Only then, can we share nutloaf together in our sacred ritual.
I am telling you this NOW, so I do not have to tell you THEN. I have stated my boundaries. Please respect them.
As the only soft butch on board G37Centauri, Judy was enjoying a popularity and labial puffiness unknown to her on Earth. Happily, wearily, she ducked into an HVAC tunnel and unzipped the front of her jumpsuit to air out her bee-bees, letting the gentle rustle of air kiss each tip. Suddenly from behind her came a whiff of bream, and a dulcet mezzo-soprano coo teasing, "ARE we alone in the universe?" Judy's damp panties hoped the answer, for the next eight minutes at least, would be 'yes.' Happy lesbians!
I love to go a wandering,
Picture it: A Home Depot parking lot, in a 4X4 truck, with a plumbing wrench in one hand and a level in the other.
Are there a minimum number of pages to technically be classified as a book?
I'm waiting for the sequel, "The Happy Lesbian Goes to Michfest."
But if they're happy, what would they have to talk about?
What would they PROCESS?
A science fiction book called "The Happy Lesbians?" Are all the men on the book's subject planet dead?
... after living among the speechless alien life forms for some time, Sam finally realized that gender and sexual orientation were just constructs, that we were all born neutral — like oatmeal — and that the the only happy lesbian was a person who acknowledged that the word "lesbian" was a socially constructed trap, and that no one could be truly happy while being trapped in the dominant paradigm.
"The Happy Lesbian "Surprises Herself" By Falling in Love With a Man."
Let's write a book called "The Masculine Gay Man." Now you KNOW that's a work of fiction.
LOL, r202. We could have a chapter on his shopping spree at Joann Fabric.
If I could find a lady , I would be a happy les
My book: "Les Miserables"
Sophisticated lesbian humor alert @ R22.
Well, believe it or not, it will include a gay male sexe scene.
But something respectful, of course.
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