R7's video - two pigs fighting under ugly underwear.
The song "Disco Inferno" comes to mind.
I hope she gets a Tosh.0 web redemption.
In [italic]Dynasty 2013[/italic] (a project that exists only in my mind, unfortunately), Claudia Blaisdel should catch La Mirage on fire by crashing into some candles while trying to take a video selfie while twerking. Sammy Jo could be the one who opens the door.
You bitches made me laugh out loud. Funny responses.
Twerking kills more than breast cancer and heart disease.
So I'm the only one who thinks this is 100 percent fake?
I'm sorry this is hilarious. I mean I'm sure she's fine since she posted it.
How does anyone think this is real?
Thanks, r18. This is fake.
Wasn't she supposed to stop, drop, and roll? Kiddos, don't twerk near candles, even Miley knows better than that. She makes sure to twerk near cocks not candles.
She crashed through a 3/4 inch glass table. It is for real.
Maybe she was twerking while waiting to catch fire?
Remove everything that has no relevance to the story. If you say in the first chapter that there is a candle sitting on the table, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must set a failed twerker's ass on fire.
R23 = still believes there was a drag queen on the grassy knoll.
Fake. Jimmy Kimmel set it up.
Quick now, bitches, send Miley a few candles for her coffee table and cross your fingers.
r23 that's some choreography set up there.
I'll give you another maxim,
Alas it was Kimmel. Here's the video .
So does Jimmy Kimmel post here then?
Having thought of it- this is rather brilliant.
How quick was the internet to make fun of this girl and her accident.
How quick are everyone to jump on the latest media fad without even questioning it's veracity.
I knew it was fake b/c of the way the table collapses. Puh-lease.
I thought it looked a little real but she did catch on fire off frame which should have tipped me off.
R21/24: "It is for real."
Let's all trolldar this dolt to see what other dipshit prognostications she'll type.