Madge's last menstrual cycle occurred during the Reagan administration.
She might be pregnant, people get egg implants from young fertile women.
You desperately need a new hobby
She looks like a bag lady.
She is way to old to get pregnant, her uterus is officially retired unlike her vagina.
What happened to her golum arms?
After everything she's done for you, you still treat her like shit. You treat her like a young man does his mother. What the hell is wrong with you all to breed this rampant MADONNA COMPLEX?
R11, dear, you're right. And when she's in the home we'll visit her once a week and bring her bridge mix.
omg my eyes...I can't fathom Madge getting out of shape...old yes, but a GUT??!!! I can't accept this...it's just too..too much. Madge must be sinewy and hard-bodied. I can't take her getting fat and lumpy.
This is what happen when you are a "health" fanatic. You push your body to be unhealthily skinny and sinewy .. and when you stop the 24/7 fanaticism and eat a few real meals, and stop working out 7 days a week, THIS is what happens.
It's stomach bloat.
She looks mentally ill
She just needs to poo. Give her an enema.
When did she steal the tall one in r3's photo?
She contacted me to swap a wallet injection for immaculate conception. I love children much too much.
I don't care about Madonna one way or another, but merciful heavens, what on earth is she wearing??
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
Yes, we know we suck.
Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
If you want you can go explore and see for yourself, Click here.
And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
Possibly we've not slain all the dragons and there will be issues that come up during the switchover. There's a help button in the lower right hand corner of the page which you can use to send us bug reports.
Please include as much information about the hardware (PC, Mac, Tablet, Phone etc), operating system (Windows, Mac OS, Android, iOS etc) and browser (Chrome, Safari, Opera, Internet Explorer etc) that you are using as possible to help us replicate and fix the problem.
Please note that complaints about colors, fonts, icons and the like are not "bugs" - they are design choices that we've made and we expect one or two cases of world-class bitching. But they won't actually cause headaches, scurvy, heart attacks, Restless Leg Syndrome, Morgellon's Disease or the vapors (but have your smelling salts at hand just in case).
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