Madge's last menstrual cycle occurred during the Reagan administration.
She might be pregnant, people get egg implants from young fertile women.
You desperately need a new hobby
She looks like a bag lady.
She is way to old to get pregnant, her uterus is officially retired unlike her vagina.
What happened to her golum arms?
After everything she's done for you, you still treat her like shit. You treat her like a young man does his mother. What the hell is wrong with you all to breed this rampant MADONNA COMPLEX?
R11, dear, you're right. And when she's in the home we'll visit her once a week and bring her bridge mix.
omg my eyes...I can't fathom Madge getting out of shape...old yes, but a GUT??!!! I can't accept this...it's just too..too much. Madge must be sinewy and hard-bodied. I can't take her getting fat and lumpy.
This is what happen when you are a "health" fanatic. You push your body to be unhealthily skinny and sinewy .. and when you stop the 24/7 fanaticism and eat a few real meals, and stop working out 7 days a week, THIS is what happens.
It's stomach bloat.
She looks mentally ill
She just needs to poo. Give her an enema.
When did she steal the tall one in r3's photo?
She contacted me to swap a wallet injection for immaculate conception. I love children much too much.
I don't care about Madonna one way or another, but merciful heavens, what on earth is she wearing??