- So where is he playing?
- Sorry to see you go, Timmy. You've got a nice tight ass.
- Sure you will, Tim. Call me.
- Once they had passed him around, they were ready for fresh ass.
- Really? This is good news.
- Here, Tim, let me dry your tears with my hair.
- So this is why he made those "pray to god" tweets today?
- You know, I've rarely know someone who is such an ass who also HAD such a sweet ass as Tebow.
- He played well in the last preseason game, so I thought he might make it.
He deserves a spot somewhere in the NFL but he's not really good enough to play for an A-List team.
- Yet further proof that prayer is NOT the answer.
God doesn't hear your prayers, you religious nuts.
- There's always the CFL.
- R10 Sometimes God says "no". Or at least that's what my mother used to tell me when I was a child and prayed to be pretty.
- Homegurl got sacked 4 times in 1 game. Not good. Bye boo. Overrated Jesusfreak. He belongs on a heartland team anyway. The northeast is too tough for him.
- Didn't Doug Flutie graduate to the NFL from the CFL?
- He's simply not an NFL caliber QB (or CFL for that matter). He should have swallowed his pride and agreed to train as a TE or fullback.
- He'll never have his own cereal.
- Tim Tebow's religious upbringing would never allow him to be "trained as a tight end", R15.
- God, I hate him! Fat self entitled loser. Good riddance.
- He will be on Rentboy before the year is over.
- I recommend the Hamilton Tigercats.
- The Pop Queen:
- The big difference is that Flutie was a cutie.
- Was must be the right word. Can't tell from that pic, that's for sure.
- Because that fake-looking 'Tebowing' thing was really beginning to chap my hide.
- And God? Will you please tell Gaga her 15 minutes of fame was over a really long time ago? Even her get-ups are boring and lame.
- Send her to hell in her egg.
Leak Tebow naked pics.
- Totally gay.
- Maybe one of these days, these bible bangers will learn how to keep their religion in private, where it belongs...not on a goddamn football field.
- [quote]He deserves a spot somewhere in the NFL
Maybe he could be a cheerleader. They don't have to throw footballs.
- His mother goes around claiming she was told to abort him (because she would die in childbirth because of the poor medical care they had IN THE PHILIPPINES where about 40% of the USA's nurses come from). What a fucking bitch desperate to control him.
- W&W for R29
- I was reading some of those comments and I get so irritated with people who act like, gay is no problem and no one thinks it's important.
When we are young our sexuality is the about the most important thing we've got going.
It is important.
- Please let me not die a virgin!
- time for some career reassessment.
- He's always welcome
- r34 Except that he doesn't have abs like that. He's fat. Nor is his dick that big.
- I do feel bad for him with the hype that came along when he was first signed.
It's hard I was the it girl for changing around this little store for a company I work for. They loved me until my sales started to decrease. After four years they moved me to another location. I was labeled a loser, it's hard to pull yourself out from under that rug you've been shoved under and try to make a name for yourself. It hurts
- Why make fun of Tim Tebow, and kick him while he's down? Assholes, you're not so great yourselves.
- I eat shit.
- Tim Tebow...what a fucking joke. Overrated beyond belief. Fat loser. I bet he regrets putting on all that weight.
- Grow up, r39...stupid bitch.
- Heading for the exit ramp.
- I bet he comes out now. Everyone in the NFL knows he's gay.
- R21, love GaGa's new innovative look there.
- Why do so many Heisman quarterbacks tank in the big show?
- LOL, r44. I wonder where Madonna got that idea from!
- He needs to come out and shake it!
- What is with the Lady Gaga and Madonna comments here? Did I miss something?
- r48 Tim Tebow is a big fan of the Queen of Pop. He loves the supreme ruler of music. Tim Tebow knows Lady Gaga is the Meryl Streep of music. He wants to do a duet with the greatest female artist of all time.
- I think he's adorable and sexy. It's too bad the religiously abusive upbringing has made him a bit of a freak, but he'll grow out of it.
- Indeed, he's still young.
- All you Tebow haters can go to HELL!
- r52 Bitch, shut your fucking pie hole. Tim Tebow is an overrated, fat loser. No one cares about that talentless self entitled piece of shit.
- He's fat and has a flat ass.
- Timmy needs to be paddled with a ping pong paddle (preferably in his football pants or maybe some tight jeans with him also wearing a cowboy hat) then fucked slowly in his anal pore with frequent hard thrusts squashing those ample buttcheeks. And Tim if you're reading this...MMMMWAH!!! LUV YA! Just as I love football all to pieces..........
Anonymous (aka Carroll Channing)
- fat? You call that FAT???
- R53 I think you just want to suck Tebow's dick.
- He was nice and trim when he was in college. Now he's got love handles and a gut.
- Yes, R56. I agree with, R58. He might have once been muscular but now he is lumpen with an unfortunate flat ass.
- Get him drunk and convince him he's back on the team if he lets you haze him.
- Tim Tebow is hot on the outside, but his true beauty is on the inside.
He's such a humble soul; not a mean bone in his body...
Unless one of you bitches happens to be fucking him.
- Congressman Tebow
- His former fuckbud is in prison and now he gets cut from the Patriots...this asshole can't catch a break, can he?
- Leave him alone!
- [quote]Bitch, shut your fucking pie hole. Tim Tebow is an overrated, fat loser. No one cares about that talentless self entitled piece of shit.
Stop calling him FAT, he obviously is NOT!
- [quote]He was nice and trim when he was in college. Now he's got love handles and a gut.
No, he does not.
- Bitch, please. He's all pork now.
- He's gay fat
- I want him to hold me and stroke my head while I suck his nipples and squeeze his asscheeks.
- I wonder if Tim will renounce religion after being humiliated like this.
He must be wondering why God hates him so.
In fact, it seems everyone hates him and is laughing at him. I do feel bad for him.
- People like him never give up on their religion. He'll probably double-down on the cross and start Tim Tebow Sports Ministry or some such bullshit tax dodge.
- I doubt that "everyone hates him and everyone is laughing at him". Whether you want to face it or not the fact is that plenty of people really like Tim Tebow.
- I don't necessarily hate him r70, I do want to go to bed with him; it's football and all its cachet with straight male breeders that I dislike and he's part of it. I guess alot of the ribbing and joking about him stems from his religious fanaticism. I don't give a shit about religion providing one doesn't become obnoxious about it. As for his physical appearance, I think he looks fine, in fact, better than he did several years ago--he looks the way a man should look at his age, the thing is, football players generally don't age well at all. Being tackled, falling down all the time, having hundreds of pounds of men on top of you when tackled (and not in a good way) among other things football players do begins to tell on them loudly at an early age and it is probably worse if they are into drugs, steroids and booze. No, I don't hate Tim Tebow and I don't think God does either but then none of us can speak for God although there are many who think they can.
- Leave him alone, you pussys
- He gonna do just fine. Like the boy said, he gonna double down on his Jesus. Everyone knows selling Jesus is where the money's at! You also don't end up with a Cream of Wheat brain out of the deal! Tebow not so smart, but he can get the ghost writer for the sermons and such. Shit, they give Ryan Lochte a show, and a mute speak better than that boy!
- R68, That's good. I like a little bit of meat on the guy who I'm gonna fuck senseless.
- Please. He'll claim that god, who was apparently formerly interested in him winning a bunch of football games, now has instead called him to either the ministry or politics. Look for Senator Tebow in a few short years.
- From your lips to God's ears R77!
- Senator from where r77? I could believe Kentucky or West Virginia, but from the civilized states?? I sometimes think that instead of patriotism being the last refuge of a scoundrel the ministry often is.
- I think Tim Tebow is a good person. You guys bullying him is so High School. The man just got kicked out of the Patriots, hasn't he been humiliated enough already?
- What r80 said.
- Virginia would do it. Our Governor is a crook. Both Republican nominee spots on the ticket for the next Governor's race are insane by most other people's standards. Hell, he'd be a step up. Probably just for a congressional spot. Statewide he'd need to take northern Virginia, which as a suburb of DC is full of educated people. The rest of the state hates us.
- Don't worry about him. Christian is good business.
- What fraus r80 and 81 doing up? Don't they have church in the morning?
- Grow up, r84.
- Get out, R85.
- Girls, girls - you're both pretty.
- Tim Tebow just wasn't cut out for pro football. He should just follow the path of previous Heisman Trophy winners and become a high school gym teacher, open a car dealership, or get married and murder his wife.
- r38, why wouldn't we kick him when he's down? He hates us. He made a commercial supporting Focus on the Family. He's not an ally to our community and he gave televised support to people who work against us. I hope he's miserable.
- Karma is a biatch, Timmy.
- He got dream oppourtunitie and he wasted them.
- [quote]He got dream oppourtunitie(sic) and he wasted them.
He didn't waste anything. He simply didn't have the talent to play pro football. Saying he wasted dream opportunities is like saying Kelly Ripa wasted the chance to sing at the Metropolitan Opera. She doesn't have the talent to do it.
Tebow tried but failed on three teams. Those teams wasted the money and time they invested into a football "personality" instead of putting their focus on getting a good football player.
There are 1,692 pro football players who are better than Tubby Tebow. That's why he's out of a job.
- even though he annoys me, I do find him hot enough to sex with.
- He should go with Weight Watchers and lose 20 lbs. of flab. He could end up being a WW spokesperson.
- I don't understand why he insists that he MUST be a QB. I've read a number of stories that say he could play several other positions, but that he can't read defenses and can't run with the ball as a QB.
- LOL - give any of these queens a shot at standing between Brady and Tebow in the showers and see how much shit they talk.
Between the sight of lather flowing over Tom's ass, caressing each cheek with little bubble kisses, sliding into his cleft, and the suds flowing on sheets down Tebow's chest, then the vision of water streaming off of Brady's cock on the left and Tebow's on the right, as Tom absentmindedly rolls his balls, and Tom runs his fingers thru his pubes.
Tom, naked, back, left profile, then right, then front, head under the jets, and there's Tim, in profile, his fat balls hanging heavy, his dick jutting out, inches from you.
- Where's the hate for Ryan Leaf?
- Is Tim still claiming to be a virgin?
- I wanna' know what he did to piss of God?
- Is this man the BIGGEST closet case in sports, or what?
He should just go and start a church somewhere and become a pastor for a living.
- Tim takes it up the ass, so it doesn't count
- Who is his down low boyfriend?
- They say rain is the piss of God r99. Maybe timmy played in it--mommy told him to come in when it got too thunderous and much lightening.
- Fuck, I miss locker rooms: handsome guys with great bodies shoving off their underwear, their dicks bobbing up and down, happy to be free; pale, round, firm asses; the hottest, sweetest guy I ever knew, naked and amazing, a few feet from naked me, me wanting to just gaze forever, but too nervous to even glance...so so close, and yet so far
- Oh R104...
'Tale as old as time... True as it can be...'
- If you watched his Denver games, you saw him miss wide-open receivers repeatedly. You saw him throw the ball to invisible people. You saw him get fucking lucky and scramble around and beat defenses to the end zone. Of course that was effective. Just like the Wildcat offense, where the center snaps the ball directly to the halfback, was effective for one season. It took one season for NFL defenses to adapt to that. It took them one season to figure out how to sack Tim Tebow. He cannot read defenses. He cannot throw the ball well.
Josh McDaniels and Skip Bayless caused this Tebow worship mess. Two men shaped the entire story about this crappy football player. The power of the media amazes me sometimes.
Now, maybe we can forget this guy.
- "Josh McDaniels and Skip Bayless caused this Tebow worship mess. Two men shaped the entire story about this crappy football player. The power of the media amazes me sometimes."
How will ESPN and TebowCenter survive with Tebow no longer in the NFL?
- Time for Timmy to hit his knees and open his mouth for prayer.
- I don't know if Tim is gay or not, but each interview shows that he's in tune with his feminine side. I would not be surprised if he came out, if he doesn't find a career in sports. However, I wouldn't be surprised if he got married right away to avoid the rumors. Regardless, I think he's a nice guy. It's hard to dislike the man.
- True dat. Bet he marry up real quick now.
- But if you ever talked to one of his fans and said that perhaps we should wait until he's had a worthwhile career before we anoint him a deity they would have gone ballistic.
- [quote]If you watched his Denver games, you saw him miss wide-open receivers repeatedly. You saw him throw the ball to invisible people.
It was Jesus shouting, "I'm open, Tim! I'm open!" Unfortunately, Jesus does not catch well with those nail holes.
- On the other hand, you seem to do quite well for yourself with your gaping anal hole, R112.
- NICE asses
- R89,you mean as miserable as you are in your gay life?
- And I'm sure you could make a field goal from 70 yards shooting the ball from your gaping cunt, R113.
- And I'm sure you'd be right there to catch it with your gaping anal hole.
- Ladies, ladies! You're all worthless!
- Girls, girls - you're both pretty.
- Tim Tebow isn't gay because he fucks his mom.
- r120. False. Tim Tebow isn't gay because he doesn't burst into flames when he goes to church.
- Why is it that we only hear about Mama Tebow but not a word about his father.
Oh, wait. Nevermind. . . .
- He only bursts into flames when he's interviewed.
- Mama Tebow homeschooled him for 12 years. When he went to the U. of Fla., she bought a home near the football players' dorm. When he played for Denver, she bought a home in Denver. She sold that and moved to New York and recently sold that and moved to Boston. She's the only female on the planet who moves more than a lesbian.
He'll never come out while she's still supervising him.
- That exchange between gaping anal hole and gaping cunt was fucking hilarious! The visual of footballs popping through the air from one to the other is too much. Can't breathe!
- r124 What a fucking pussy.
- r109 [quote]each interview shows that he's in tune with his feminine side.
Wrong! He's not in tune with it, it has taken over. Not the same.
- It sounds like part of Mister Timmy's problems stem from his ultra-dominant mother and seemingly absent father--kind of the classic Freudian crap for "what causes" homosexuality. At age 26 or whatever he is, he needs to sever the apron strings. Next, he should take a good, hard look at the religious bullshit and figure out what he truly wants to do with it. Someone suggested he become a high school gym teacher and that isn't a bad suggestion; it's probably all he's fit to do unless he goes the route of other ex-football/baseball players and becomes an announcer or does commercials although not muscling in on Joe Theismann and his prostate med gig. In some ways he's a little pathetic but I can't say that I feel sorry for him.
Darryl Royal and his paddle
- I agree, R128. Is anything known about Tebow's father? We continuously hear about her influence, but the man doesn't seem to exist.
- Smoking hot . . .
- I heard it was National Security. They are afraid the supply of helium will run out and having seen Tebow's press conferences, they think he's been depleting the world supply and want to ensure there is enough to blow up balloons for George H.W. Bush's 100th birthday.
- If Tim comes out and start a gay Christian ministry, would he have any followers?
There don't seem to be any gay Christians. Most gays are atheists and I think that's why gays hate Tebow.
- Tons of southern gays with evangelical backgrounds
- [quote]Tim Tebow isn't gay because he fucks his mom.
Stop it! Don't be so ignorant.
- I can't hate this guy; if he never gets what he wants then people can say, 'Well, Tim, God didn't want you to be a NFL QB.' Or they can say, 'God had another plan for you.'
Tim will rationalize it all in whatever way he needs in order to keep his faith.
Maybe he'll get better and land on another team and lead that team to a Super Bowl win over the Patriots.
Not likely, though.
- Tim Tebow is a has-been. Bitch is OVAH.
- Tim will use whatever popularity he has to be a TV Preacher or a motivational speaker. Some manager will find a way to make money off him.
I just can not stand celebrities who are constantly parading their religion out to the public.
- [quote[All you Tebow haters can go to HELL!
Well, that's sort of the point he's trying to make with his God-stuff, isn't it?
- [quote]Tim will use whatever popularity he has to be a TV Preacher or a motivational speaker.
He would need a total voice makeover. You have to have a commanding voice to be a motivational speaker or TV preacher.
- To be a preacher, one has to have a following. Now that Tim Tebow is no longer a football player and being FIRED from 3 teams, he will no longer have any fans.
Just look at how people are laughing at him. He must be so humiliated.
He has a charity foundation, but look for it to close soon.
I just don't see how he can easily find another line of work.
- Tim Tebow 1987 - 2013.
- You have cursed yourself, R141. That will come back to you tenfold.
- Tim Tebow is OVER! Good riddance. I can't stand that smug, self entitled piece of shit.
Bitch you're no psychic so STFU!
Tebow is done! RIP his career.
- Time for a career change, Tim!
- R144 No,142 is correct. You put things like that out, especially against an innocent, the Kindly Ones take notice.
Some of you clearly don't understand Christianity. If Tebow is facing tough times, be sure he'll have "Eli Eli Lama Sabachthani" on his mind. Where did you girls get this transactional view of that faith?
- Tim Tebow is a has-been.
- May be a has-been but still hot.
- So, will it be the Montreal Alouettes for TT? Not sure his god-boy virgin schtick will go over quite as big in Canader, but perhaps he could be a big fish in a small pond up here. Not that I follow football if I can help it.
- Can someone find the link to that "gay sounding" interview Tim once gave?
- Friends chatted with Megan in a Provincetown shop last week.
- I wish there were magic words to recite 3 times and send these fraus back to Ivillage. Hmmm, let's try this one: Tuna, tuna, tuna. Hope it works.
- I thought he was supposed to be a big deal in the NFL? Was it just the fundies that made a big deal about him?
- Commentators are saying he should try the CFL. Ouch.
Did you just say innocent R146? 0~0
before I chew you like the clueless bitch you are...
please take a moment and check your kitchen because there's something liking there. I really feel like a pipe can burst, so make sure you check on that.
don't fucking come here and talk about the fable that's Christianity bitch. A lot of what was written was made by men that would now be consider woman-hating,rapist, pedophile, racist, and all around criminals bitch!!!
- Sure you do R139
- [quote]Tim Tebow is OVER! Good riddance. I can't stand that smug, self entitled piece of shit.
He is not self entitled, bitch.
- R141 just cursed himself,
- [quote]Commentators are saying he should try the CFL. Ouch.
Did they really say that?
- "Can someone find the link to that 'gay sounding' interview Tim once gave?"
R150, it's linked at R109.
- He's the latest victim of the "Heisman curse"
- This is Tebow's future. See link of fundie, former Olympian ice skater Chad Hedrick who now makes a living solely as a "Christian speaker" to groups of like minds. Compared to Tebow, Hedrick is a small fry. Tebow would be very popular on that circuit, and it could be quite lucrative for him. He would also have endorsements for various large "Christian" businesses.
The only other football player who is a Republican fundie of similar stature is Drew Brees who does interviews with Christian publications and speeches to such groups but who has a multi-million dollar contract and endorsements. Once he retires, he may do the same as Hedrick and, presumably, Tebow. Brees also has expressed support for anti-bullying and says he's a fan of Glee, so he may not be the "perfect" Christian role model that Tebow is.
- Here's Hedrick's promotional video for "Executive Speakers Bureau". "To book Olympian and Christian Speaker Chad Hedrick, call Executive Speakers Bureau at 800-754-9404."
- Tim Tibow is OVER! Thank you, God, you heard my prayers. I hate that self centred no good piece of shit.
Tim, if you're reading this, GO TO HELL.
- Heisman curse
- Thanks, r165...that's very interesting.
- Chad Hedrick is another closetcase.
OMG! Tim's linked interview! 00
Millions of Purses falling out of his mouth.
- Tim Tebow's gayface
- "Chad Hedrick is another closetcase."
Why do you think that? He's married (not that this is conclusive) and has a young daughter.
- The title of this thread cracks me up. I think reality tv beckons.
- Best tweet I've seen on this:
Jesus is like "Fuck Tim Tebow."
- R164 would kill his own mother.
- r172 Bitch, please. Tim Tebow is a no good piece of bottom cum slut. Has-been. Most overrated player in the history of the NFL. Pussy boy is ovah!
Bye bye Tim. No one cares about you any more. The Heisman curse got you. Now go suck Satan's dick.
- Back at ya, fairy!!!R164
- I don't think Tim Tebow ever said that he hated gays. So bizarre there is such extreme hate towards him by gays. Even if he is not a good football player, why such anger and hatred.
- they are jealous that he's getting fucked by someone and it's not them.
- R175, he did a Super Bowl ad for Focus on the Family, an anti-gay evangelical organization founded by James Dobson. Google them. Unless Tebow is truly a tard or just utterly ignorant, one cannot but know of their stance against gays.
- Tim Tebow is yesterday's news. He's fucking OVER. God, I hate that overrated piece of shit. Self entitled pussy boy. His mama's little chihuahua.
- Gays hate him? I thought everyone hated him because of his constant Chritianity bullshit.
At least gays know he's gay.
- "The only other football player who is a Republican fundie of similar stature is Drew Brees who does interviews with Christian publications and speeches to such groups but who has a multi-million dollar contract and endorsements"
Aaron Rodgers is a fundie but he's not as obnoxious about it as Tim
- R13.R18,R53,R63,R89,R136,R143,R144,R155,R164,R173,R178 is turning out to be one of the most annoying and deranged trolls in recent (?) DL history. Please start getting some therapy ,so much hatred and madness can`t be good for you.
- Really r181? With all the Tebow-loving fangurls that have flocked over to post in this thread, that's the least offensive poster. But then, you're r115. So what are you doing here?
- R181 is also the "faggots faggots faggots" troll from the Tim Tebow thread, and probably the cross-sucker who started the "A Christian here," so who's really deranged one.
- I think you're mistaken about R181 being a Christian. She's more likely a KKKristian.
- Tat tvam asi.
- R183,THIS is the Tim Tebow thread,there was not a single use of the `f....t` in it and WTF is cross-sucker? Man ,are you confused.
- R175 It's like "Sodom and Gomorrah 2: Electric Boogaloo" here...
- Hey Tim, how does it feel being a fat loser?
- 'We gonna rock down to Fellatio Avenue'
- R188,why do you ask him? You should know .
- "Tim" is what R88 calls his reflection in the mirror...
- He'll never impregnate you, r190.
- r187 - That joke goes over well at iVillage, hey? Now run along. You've certainly told us.
- 'Dammit, Tim! You're going to go down there, and face mom, and tell her you're gay!'
Talkin' to the man in the mirror...
- R192- W T F ?
- Chad is gay and closeted. Pray away the gay??
- If Tebow is gay, he's shown that he doesn't have the courage to come out. He'll get married to a Christian idiot, drink on the sly which will help him produce two kids, and then make money from the religious idiots while making sure his dick gets serviced.
- Would the Canadian Football League even want Tebow?
- [quote]If Tebow is gay, he's shown that he doesn't have the courage to come out.
He needs more time to get away from his Fundie mother. After all, look at some of the high-profile gays who came out recently. Wentworth Miller is 41. Anderson Cooper was 45. Matt Bomer was 34. Tebow just turned 26.
- I hate him! He's smug, self-entitled, overrated, rich.
- Mmmm. I wanna latch on to that beautiful tongue forever and ever.
- You don`t give up,don`t you? Go away ,troll.
- You're just JEALOUS, because you can't have him!
- Tim Tebow is a big, fat pussy. He only fucks his mama, r202. Give it up, he'll never plow you. Just forget about him cumming inside of you already.
- Dear God, why did my obstetrician cut me?
- Bitch is ovah. Most overrated player like EVER.
- Belichick refuses to rule out Tebow comeback
- He is one of the most beautiful men on the planet, not only on the outside, but even more rarely, on the inside.
I want Tim's giant T-bone. Thoroughly and frequently.
- I think Tim is too gentle for such a rough sport. Maybe it is for the best that he is not going to be playing anymore.
Good luck to his new career.
- The Patriots have two quarterbacks on the active roster. If starter Tom Brady or backup Ryan Mallett is injured, they would need another. Would they bring back Tebow or go with someone who can throw a football well enough to hit the target.
- Tevo's repressed homosexuality is throwing his game off, he needs to ditch that bitch mother of his and come out !!!!
- I seemed to have read that he is becoming more a man of his own. He is distancing himself from those hate mongering Christians that his mom's involved with.
- I second r209's sentiment. Timmy seems a tad too gentle to be playing a sport like football. Unless he likes getting man-handled as such.
- Two words, Timmy: GAY PORN
- The Buffalo Bills are now desperate for a QB.
Replacement Matt Leinart lasted less than a week, now they've signed Brady Quinn.
If Quinn doesn't cut it . . .
- Brady Quinn can hit the target when he throws a football.
- Brady Quinn is hot hot hot
- Can Timmy type? Maybe he can get a job at a temp agency.
- Still job hunting. Momma in a panic. He's her meal ticket.
- Jacksonville fans want the Jaguars to sign Tebow!
- Fortunately for the Jags, the fans don't call the shots.