Drive a car
Wrap a present
Dance (as people would in a club)
I'm not completely helpless, and I'm fairly successful in my profession. Does anyone else have random tasks they can't perform?
Are you Asian?
Are you a paraplegic?
Is OP Roger Octopus?
I think it's Stephen Hawking.
I bet you know how to make Meth, don't you OP?
I can't swim either, OP. Yet I love to be by the water. I enjoy a nice boat ride from time to time as well.
Not a very good dancer. Scratch that. Can't dance.
Can't repair shit. Can't even change a fuse without someone showing me how.
"Dance (as people would in a club)"
As compared to this.
Talk to strangers
Enjoy large parties/gatherings
Find a job
Make it to the gym
Care about keeping a really clean apt.
R7 Thanks. Best music video ever.
Speak another language
Play an instrument
Drive a stick shift vehicle
Draw a horse
Watch out for that tree!
I can't post a link, download a picture for my twitter and tumblr accounts, play a musical instrument (unless pounding on a drum at Michfest counts) run a mile, parallel park, tolerate extreme heat, speak a foreign language, draw, tolerate loud people, find a neighborhood in New York City that isn't one year away from gentrification, vote for Christine Quinn.
OP, you sound like Aunt Bee.
Who are these idiots who can't swim?
Make you love me.
Can you bake a pie?
I don't swim, drive or dance either.
The OP used to ride the little school bus to class.
OP: Are you "Elaine Benes" bad at dancing? I can't read a map, the kind you use when you drive, have absolutely NO sense of direction.Yes, I have a GPS in the car, the magic of that eludes me too. If I was with Columbus, the Native Americans would still own everything. Can't cut and paste(do they still call it that?), nor post a link. Wanna' guess my age?
Can't dance without drawing stares from others.
Can't carry a tune in a bucket.
Won't ride a horse.
But I can bake any kind of cake, cookie or pie, and even make some pretty good candy.
I can fix anything that is broken in a house, though that doesn't go for things broken in home.
No one can do everything well.
This summer I became frustrated that I can't do a flip off of a diving boards. I'm a very good swimmer though.
I can't do a simple time step but am a good dancer including tap, ballet, and jazz.
r23 You weren't born in Philadelphia 62years ago, were ya'? If so, meet your twin.
If you're tired of constant PrimeTime, having to pay to post, threads getting deleted for no reason, and whimsical banning, click below.
Our WM isn't a stupid nazi cow, and we might one day have again what DL used to be.
No matter how I try, I can't get the hang of butchering a whole beef carcass down into joints and cuts of meat.
Real problems with the helicopter pilot's licence, too.
I also can't stop humblebragging
I can't be bothered with this thread
Cook, have casual sex, eat mayonnaise.
Roller or ice skate
Get a partner
I knew a lesbian who was a PhD in English Literature and a college professor, but she couldn't do zippers (she had to step into her winter coat like a pair of pants with it partially zipped, and if it unzipped, she had to have it rezipped for her).
Funniest thing I ever saw was this tiny old woman stepping into a parka.
Ever hurt anyone with any of my actions in this incarnation on Earth.
Ha, "humblebragging". Love this.
I can't fuck. I cum almost immediately as soon as I even begin to enter the guy's hole. So fucking isn't worthwhile to me nor is it satisfying to the bottom who wants a dick in his ass.
I have more cum control if a guy is sucking my dick. But I can't fuck. I don't care about it and I don't miss it, but I have often wondered how some guys can pump away fucking forever and I can't last at all.
Uncross my eyes.
Do a cryptic crossword
Long division (I have forgotten so much of the math and pretty much all the second language I learnt at school)
Put on makeup properly
Text with any accuracy or speed
Get over my bulimia
Say the letter 'L' without focussing and making sure my tongue is behind my teeth
Snap my fingers
Jump high, do a pull up from hanging, algebra, whistle for a cab.
Make crème brulee in a caftan.
I can't swim or drive a car.
While I sometimes would like to swim, it is a choice not to drive. I hate cars.
Find a bride willing to wear a sexy muzzy bee-keeper suit.
Eat mayo, mustard, or pickles.
Speak to a group or be called on without blushing.
Dance. So self aware - unless I'm blasted drunk...
Drink without getting a hangover.
Find a job that I like doing, and like the people I work with.
[quote]Swim Dance Talk to strangers Enjoy large parties/gatherings Find a job Ea
what language is this?
Ride a bike
See spending $18 on this
Remember last Tuesday
Cook a proper cassoulet, with duck
Cartwheels, handstands or backflips. Anything that requires a modicum of coordination I can handily screw up with aplomb.
Get 100% acceptance from the society.
Can't dance or wrap a present, and not unduly worried about learning either.