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I just ate a whole can of Pringles
- Open up another one (with different flavor).
- Park your ass on the toilet because it's all come to come out the other end,
- Now you have colon cancer. Enjoy!
- You sound fat.
- I just had half a pizza...so what happens to ME?
- Are you fat OP or was this a one time thing?
- Can I have the other half pizza, R5? No, never mind. Half a pizza would never satisfy me. I will have to order my own X-Tra Large!
- Hey, you only live once fatso.
- Cough it up.
With any luck.
- Stick your finger down your throat or you're gonna die!
- Well, isn't that special. A glutton.
- Let's see. You're about to get the shits, in 5...4..3..2..1
- Only one?
- Now the other half of the pizza is gone; oh dear...how did it get this way?
- Loose stools and anal leakage.
- Has anyone noticed that when you open a bag of Lay's potato chips the air inside smells like farts?
- Be glad, I'm probably about to have Gallbladder surgery and haven't eaten anything solid since it started acting up on Saturday. Anything more solid than chicken broth sounds divine to me right now.
- R19, let me throw up my pizza, and let you lick the solid remains
- You know it's not air, it's nitrous oxide, right? Which means if you open enough bags and breath the air, you'll can, in theory, get stoned.
- R21, are you a science major? ;)
- R21, where do you go to school? ;)
- Pick up that other can of Pringles you know you have sitting next to you. Now scratch off the 'P' and 'R' on the Pringles label and replace it with an 'S'.
Welcome to our Club.
- I prefer Lay's "Stax" ... but yeah, once I open one of those 'cans', it's pretty much gone after an hour.
Stax taste better and are thicker.
- OP, are you dead yet?
- Yuck. If I'm going to binge-eat potato chips, give me the real thing instead of some disgusting facsimile.
- OP, get the Ipecac, stat.
- Made with Olestra? Don't go too far from the toilet.
- I'd barf it up.
- Yeah OP, throw it up so you can start over with a real bag of potato chips and not that shit.
- I always put a crushed handful of 'em in a PB&J, it helps with the anal leakage.
- Will someone please start a thread: "Thinspirations for 40-something Gay Men?"
I need thinsparations tailored to my age.
- Still here...
- Just think of that as your starter OP. What are you scoffing next?
I got a whole tray of Rice Krispie treats in my file cabinet.
- Two bags of Pepperidge Farms cookies--two hours.
- Chocolate, doughnuts and a 2 litre bottle of coke. Then it'll be lunchtime.
- Just take a bunch of pills and be done with it. Why suffer through the slow method?
- Pringles are vile. Lay's Stax are where it's at.
- This thread has me moist as a snack cake down there.
- Tonight I drank a bunch of Bud Lights. All I ate today was a burnt cheese omelet.
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