Let's talk about Fifty Shades, possibly one of the biggest movie bonanzas of the decade. Who will play the male lead? I vote for Channing. My next door neighbor wants Ryan Gosling. Ashton? Other ideas? And how much will he show? After reading the book, I can't imagine how the male star will get by with not showing it all. Will he go into contortions to hide it while we see more beaver than a hot factory in England during the Industrial Revolution? Or will they tone it done to say a PG-13? Ridiculous! Thoughts....
I cannot understand how this "50 Shades..." crap has become so popular. It's treacly drivel of Harlequin sized-proportions peppered with sadomasochistic crap and overridden by the notion that submitting to men is the greatest form of pleasure that a woman can achieve. The fact that it all was inspired when a fat middle aged cow who was obsessed with a series of books for teenagers, and cannot write to save her life, makes it all the more embarrassing.
I do respect women but, by the looks of it, many of them are not gifted with particular intelligence and emotional health. Otherwise, they wouldn't have made this stinking pile of shit the massive success that it has become.
And we know that the films are going to be awful, too.
Curious for those who've read the book: is the guy circumicized or is it not mentioned? And if he is or isn't, wouldn't that play an important part in casting the character?
[quote]I cannot understand how this "50 Shades..." crap has become so popular.
Just like Twilight became popular because it was a insert yourself romantic outlet for a lot of unloved and lonely women, 50 shades gave a insert yourself sexual outlet for those same repressed women.
Super Hot Aaron Taylor-Johnson's wife is making it, and luckily he's too young for the part. I don't want him anywhere near that mess.
Fuck off Fraus, no one wants to talk about you "mommy porn" here . go back to ivillage.
I've got news for everyone: most people are unloved. Most people are valued only for what they can do for someone else.
Fifty Shades of Cray proves that many frumpy fraus have peverse souls. Who knows what goes on in these troubled minds.
The sexual fantasies of the average nimrod fascinates me to no end.
Most women fantasize about other women, so they say, does this 'novel' involve any lesbian scenes.
The stars were picked!!!! Who the hell is Charlie Hunman?
[quote]The stars were picked!!!! Who the hell is Charlie Hunman?
Turn in your gay card.
The underage twink on the original Queer as Folk.