It occurs to me: we bitches just might grow old together.
I've already put in twelve years; I might as well wither and die with you cunts. Kisses.
"Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be."
You wore a gown of gold...
It is with the greatest of trepidation that I ask this most Excruciating Sexual Tryst question: How do you tell your beloved you dislike gummers?
His name is Sam and he lives in Seattle. Bitch needs to keep the teefs in!
I wonder whether anyone has done a study about whether online communities reduce the feelings of isolation and loneliness, especially among older people.
Mi caftan es su caftan, OP!
The Datalounge Retirement Home would be a blast.
[quote]we bitches just might grow old together
GROW old? Most of you bitches already are old!
I hate to break it to you, OP, but I want a divorce.
But which one of us will be the Dorothy, and which one of us will be the Blanche, OP?
Datalounge is 100% Dorothy Zbornaks .
I'll be Jean.
22&2Hot2BBlieved, posting from 2003
Welcome. We'll be painting each others asses. For all of eternity.
How long before the Prostate Thread is not about sex?
[quote] The pool should NOT face north and the kitchen MUST be in the back of the house.
And no basements please, they scare me!
A cash bar and turkey. Meat balls
The DL Retirement Home Planning Meetings will be specially lively when competing Tasteful Friends outline their vision, complete with detailed drawings. Useless without pictures.
We could have Helen Hayes lookalike contests.
No more Primetime. Our days are numbered, and most of us won't be able to afford to post.
I grow old … I grow old …\t
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
[quote]The Datalounge Retirement Home would be a blast.
Tastefully lit corridors full of snarling alcoholics demanding, "Don't I look 10 years younger?"
Put a pillow over my face if I'm ever made to room with the Simon Halls troll. If I can choose, I'd prefer Mamma and her mussy if only to hear her go on about the blatino orderlies who did a bit of time.
[quote]And no basements please, they scare me!
Request denied. Most of our residents have never seen sunlight, so it's impossible not to have every room be done in a basement motif.
[quote]How long before the Prostate Thread is not about sex?
Wait, it's about sex?
Basements are for radon and spiders .... and MADNESS!
Seriously,when you just think that at 18 years ,Datalounge is really one of the oldest surviving sites on the web...I wonder for how long is it actually still going to go on?
I'm also requesting a separate wing for all of the grammar nazis.
I don't need to hear about misplaced semicolons at a time when mine will have probably been partially-removed.
I hope DL goes on forever. Where else can people bitch and act cunty 24/7 on the web? Nowhere.
One of my favorite threads was "How many of us have been banned from other websites for acting like we do here at DL" (I'm paraphrasing). lol...that is certainly ME!
Palm Springs or Wilton Manors?
I wouldn't have it any other way!
Oh god, I just realized when I started reading DL I was only 23. We ARE growing old together.
Well, that Depends.
Wasn't this the plot of a movie to star Lucille Ball?
I've been here since 1998 or 1999. DL is like a favorite pair of slippers.
DL Retirement Home: Primetime Abbey.
I love growing old with you folks, but don't think of laying a finger on my Chocodiles.
[quote]I don't need to hear about misplaced semicolons at a time when mine will have probably been partially-removed.
Never mind the semicolons, R31, it's your hyphens that you should be concerned about.