Things you do in the presence of your partner but not friends
pick your nose
go #1 or #2
Definitely fart. Picking one's nose is still a private thing. One guy I dated I caught picking his nose and flicking his booger on my floor. I broke up with him shortly afterward. I couldn't get that image out of my mind.
cut your toenails
Watch television with your hand down your pants--not masturbating, just fondling your soft cock. And soft cock is a man's most simple pleasure.
If my partner farted in front of me, that would be the end of the relationship.
You should tell your partner that R5, in case he ever needs a convenient way to get rid of you.
Cry. Which is why we're not partners anymore.
Poopoo, and it stinks
R9, and then poopoo
'Dey eeet da poo poo'
So what happens if your partner becomes your EX-partner, and you remain friends? Do you change your behavior to match the new relationship?
R12, and then go eat diahreaa
R4 Love that moment
[bold]Things you do in the presence of your partner but not friend[/bold]
Go to the bathroom
Mow the lawn
OP is 10.
And in the slow class.
friend friend what is friend?
Squat in the bathtub after a shower and buzz down my anal hair with an electric trimmer.
[quote]And in the slow class.
"Takes the short bus" is how we say it these parts.