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What's the worst thing you can hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?
"I'm not Willie Nelson"
- "Do you have any pot? Because I'm all out"
- "Want to see my goiter?"
- "You are always on my mind."
All of me....why not take all of me....
- On The Load Again
- Ever since I got herpes in prison, most people wouldn't go down on me.
- I'm bankrupt.
- "This is the Texas Highway Patrol. We're searching the bus for marijuana and cocksuckers."
- Funny How Slime Slips Away
- Georgia Engel on My Mind
- If you swallow it'll clear that glaucoma right up.
- Sucking Willie's willie
- Blow him? Willie Nelson has married four times and fathered seven children.
I think it's safe to say his dick is entirely Cuntry.
- That's not my dick, it's a long lost piece of Beef Jerky!
- Never mind the roach motel taped to my nutsack.
- This thread has made me lol.
- Thank you, OP. Wonderful.
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