How do you react when your partner waltzes in drunk
after spending a night hitting the town with old college chums?
I can hear him heaving into the toilet down the hall. He came home wearing a T shirt, ripped jeans and two large gold necklaces.Left this morning in a suit. I'm not kidding.
Well, ma'am, you should make him sleep it off on the couch.
God's honest truth: had my "kinky" way with him. After years and years of his refusals...damn, I came so fucking hard it wasn't funny. The relationship was over shortly thereafter, but at least I finally got what I want, and I think his psychiatrist ended up with a new Mercedes.
But, he still loves his Mom.
I had a bf once who would only bottom when he was drunk, and he liked it rough. So I didn't mind at all.
Smell his dick. Make sure it hasn't been anywhere it shouldn't have been!
Sorry, what's the problem? And what are we supposed to make of the descriptions of his clothes? Are we supposed to clap our hands to our cheeks that people dress differently for a bar and work?
Did you have waltz music on, OP? I've seen guys stumble in when they're drunk, but your waltzing partner sounds unique.
Always the edgy fag, my partner prefers to polka in drunk.
fuck him and then dump him
I'd like to party with your bf OP, he sounds fun.
If he's not a habitual drunk what's the big problem with one night? If you nag or have a fit of the vapors over it he'll do it again just to spite you.
Was it "bowling night?"
I'd be impressed by any guy who could still waltz while drunk.
Uh, did he trade clothes?
Why you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Did he come home wearing a caftan and earrings?
OP, when did your nursing home get wifi?
It's probably a good thing he was waltzing. Had he been doing the kazatsky, he could have wrecked all your furniture, OP.
He went out and partied with old school friends. Good for him. Why is that an issue unless he does it every night?
I wouldn't have a problem with it at all.
sloppy bottom drunks
You don't react. You be happy that he had a good time and you clean up the mess.
What r21 said. And be happy you have a partner who enjoys life a bit. Because you'd otherwise be complaining that he never leaves the house or knows how to cut loose.
Til I Waltz Again With You
The part about him leaving in a suit and returning in T shirt and jeans is the part I think needs 'splaining.
Is he bigger than you?
That depends. Is he leading?
And the band played "Waltzing Matilda"
Come back, OP. Tell us what happened the next morning.
So fucking what, OP?
You might reflect on what you have rather than your partner's many shortcomings, or you could --as is likely your usual way-- simply file away a record these things in your Excel Spreadsheet of Grievances and let them fester into something really despicable.
What kind of ninny says things like "waltzes in drunk"?
Roll my eyes at him, ask how he made it home, and put him to bed. I make sure he drinks lots of water before bed, too. He's fun when he's drunk but miserable when hungover.
Probably the same sort who says "ninny", R30.
I sing: "I won't dance. Don't ask me!"
It depends how often it happens???
Use to have a bf who came home drunk after seeing his parents- they were drunks too. I would carry him to bed- he was a small guy- undress him and fuck him till he passed out. He loved when I did that.