You get an STD and you get an STD and you get an STD
Blanche's bosom made music.
It would have its own talk show.
I really wanted that $40,000 purse in Zurich.
It's lonely in here.
Feed Me Seymour
"Steadman...no never met him."
R3, did you not receive enough love as a child?
Oprah don't play with us no more!
r18 is offended by the attack on Oprah's vadge
"Maybe I should have a girl come in and dust once a week..."
All I could come up with was, "Hi, Gayle!" and R7 did it better.
I'm every woman, it's all in me.
I suspect it would sound like a drunk Moms Mabley.
If you want a whale of a time, the password is HARPOpoon.
It would be on life support, trying to suppress a death rattle.
You would need a drunk Mercedes McCambridge strapped in a chair to replicate its voice.
It would say, "Get over here, Gayle and earn your keep!"
"Please welcome Gaaaayle Kiiiiiing!!!!"
HELLO! (echo) HELLO! (echo) HELLO! (echo)
I smell better than Rush Limbaugh!
At closing time Hermes didn't let me try to find which of their scarves best staunched my flow and obviously it was because I'm black.
...the last words you'd hear would be "You should have stayed a-way from the event horizon. you fool!"
Or the voice of Levi Stubbs saying "FEEEEEEED MEEEEE"
It can't talk. All you'll hear are the faint, distant reverberations of John Tesh's voice, "Daaammmnnn...I can hear my own echo echo echooo..."
Stop giving me the finger, cunt.
Let Jesus fuck you!
"My lips are big down here too."
I hate ventriloquism.
Yes, my labia are more lardia, but it's only because DIETS DON'T WORK!