Simon may be a douche, but he's a wealthy, alpha douche. He could have any woman, yet he hooks up with an unaccomplished, boob and nose jobbed frau. They don't even share the same ethnic background, as she is a jap and he is a wasp. Even if Simon is gay or bi and wanted a beard or an heir, what did he find attractive about this woman? She is hideous and a walking stereotype. Plus, she's a lousy mother.
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