I think it was when some of them got sober, R11. Totally fucked up that band and they've been shit ever since.
I nominate "Stairway to Heaven" and second all of the previous nominations in this thread.
I'd also like to nominate "My Heart Will Go On" for which Celine Dion (already on shaky ground) should have been stoned to death in a public square.
What have I done to deserve this
Any song that Madonna sings. She can't fucking sing.
For seasonal ear stabbing, that fucking "drummer boy" thing.
For the rest of the year, um, er, ah ... no, nothing else comes close.
Paradise by the Dashboard Lights. It still gets played at weddings. WHY??
ANY RAP SONG
Anything by Shitney Spears or Whoreoncé.
"Call Me Maybe" - I'm not a rock snob and there are lots of cheesy pop songs that I like, but this song just bugs.
That song about Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
That song about getting caught between the moon and New York City
"Hotel California" - In college this one guy would walk into the student union and play this song on the jukebox about 8 times in a row
Anything by the Beach Boys or Jan and Dean.
I used to work car shows, and they played that surfer/little deuce coupe shit nonstop on the loudspeakers for hours.
Anything by the Counting Crows. I hate that greasy fuck.
New Jersey's "we're stronger than the storm"
I change the channel every time.
I stayed with a friend about fifteen years ago, his new boyfriend flounced into the lounge room where I was sleeping and popped on a Celine Dion album IN FRENCH. Celine screeching in English first thing in the morning is horrific enough, but belting out the tunes in French just added to the torture. I've never gotten over it.
On the upside they're still together. Their hearts clearly went on.
Fuck you R26, Celine is one of the greats .
The same five fucking songs they play endlessly on radio these days. Makes me want to beat myself silly with an octopus covered in key lime pie.
"GOLD-fingah!" Laws, somebody run a wooden stake through that bitch already!
What R17 said. Also, "Muskrat love."
The Pachelbel Canon (which is neither Pachelbe's nor a canon)
That goddamned one-note Wedding Song by Paul of Peter, Paul, & Mary (Oh there's luuuuhhhhhv; there is luuuuuhhhv -- barf barf barf)
anything with or by Satan's butt monkey, Kenneth Gorelick (d/b/a Kenny G)
the entire msuical "Pippin" (we call it "Shittin" at my house)
Always by Atlantic Star
the entire oeuvre of Miss Celine Dion
The Rose by Bette Midler (sung by anyone)
Don't Cry for me, Argentina -- hate it, hate it, hate it (esp. the disco version). But the rest of the show is amazing.
The Chicken Dance...because you would also know where I'd be...
Anything by that wretched Katy "Faaaaaaaaaauuuugh-weeeeaaarrks" Perry. Simply horrible.
Anything by Flo Rida or Pitbull. They should be seen naked and not heard at all.
Also, rihanna's "We Found Love", along with anything David Guetta put his grubby hands on.
I Don't Care...I HATE it!
Easy!!!!!!!!! "Drops of Jupiter" and "Superman (It's Not Easy") DETEST THOSE SONGS!!!!!!! YUCK!!!!!!!
"Lovin' You",,,Minnie Riperton
It's time for stations to stop playing Adele songs for a while. Especially Someone Like You.
"Moves Like Jagger", Ke$ha, "In The Air Tonight"-Genesis ,
Anything by: Shitney Spears, Taylor Swift, Vadge, Justin Timberfake, Backstreet Boys, Nsync, Fall Out Boy, Maroon 5, Phil Phillips, Dave Matthews Band, and many more
Amazed by Lonestar. It's played endlessly at weddings in the south. It's whiny. Terribly syrupy. God I hate this song so much.
Anything by Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Poison, Ratt, etc.
"God Bless America"
Anything by Kate Bush
'Freebird', 'Sweet Home Alabama' or anything of that ilk
Any autotuned crap - with the exceptions being some Daft Punk, Eiffel 65, and the wondrous vocorders of Kraftwerk
The Ballad of Jack of Diane - I have hated it for over 30 years now.
Any screeching women songs about "You're never gonna hurt me" filled with nothing but yelling and no real melody.
Jefferson Starshit's "We Built This City"
Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach"
Axl Rose's "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" Jesus Fucking Christ.
Michael Jackson - Everything after Thriller
Adele, Celin Dion, Beyonce, Linda Ronstadt, James Blunt, Billy Joel and John Mellencamp singing anything.
Ones I love are What's Up by Four Non-Blondes and What I Am by Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians. What I am is what I am is what I am is what I am....classic.
Here's another vote for "Moves Like Jagger", "I Need You Now" (Talk about pathetic!!!!!! ), and "Don't Stop Believin'". HAAAAAAAAAAATE those three.
Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle" and Terry Jacks' "Seasons in the Sun" are both suicide-inducing treacle. I'd have no problem putting my fingers in my ears if they came on in a public place.
50 replies and no one has mentioned the King of the earworms?
it's a world of laughter, a world or tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
theres so much that we share
that its time we're aware
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small, small world
Anything by Huey and the fucking News.
Ahh Sookie Sookie Now
"September" by Earth, Wind & Fire.
It should've died twenty years ago, on account of how awful it is, but it's still everywhere. Agh!
Any old Janet Jackson song. They were so silly and juvenile. I'm glad she died.
Anything by Madonna, Taylor Swift, Justine Bieber, Justine Timberlake, Britney Spears, Katy Perry...well, basically any bad disposable pop music.
I also cannot stand Kanye West, what a delusional idiot.
That old looking caterwauling red haired British singer Florence Welch!
Wow, she is so freaking annoying. Her voice makes my ears bleed! I cannot believe she's in her twenties! She looks about 40.
I saw the topic and thought I just had to mention Katy Perry and the excruciatingly painful shrieking in Fireworks. I see I am far from alone in that opinion.
Dear old Aretha's version of "Say a Little Prayer for Me."
TOO MANY - from Rihanna ilk to J-Lo ilk. Yuck.
Come on Eileen.
It makes me want to stab everyone involved with making it.
Doan chew wan somebody to love? - Jefferson Airplane
You're Beautiful - James Blunt
Ah wanna dance wit sombodah! - Whitney Houston
Frankie Goes to Hollywood seriously ruined the 80s with this shit.
Naughty Girls Need Love Too
99 Luft Balloons
Anything by Santana
My Heart Will Go On by Celine
Total Eclipse of the Heart
Anything by the Beastie Boys
Anything by Macy Gray
"Tonight's the Night" by Rod Stewart. When the recording came out, it seemed as if every straight woman in the country was swooning over it, which made me hate it even more.
Completely agree with R24. Tuneless caterwauling.
I despise squealing boys, so hate most 80s music, especially hair band crap.
Anything Journey ever did. God, I hate that shit.
Muskrat Love. Oy, gevalt!
We Built this City has got to be the worst song ever. MTV used to play it all the fucking time.
Agree with R70 re Muskrat Love. Horrible!
Agree with R69 re Journey and all the faceless bands (Foreigner, Styx, Rush).
"Anything Journey ever did. God, I hate that shit."
AMEN! I can't stand their current career revival, and the renewed popularity of "Don't Stop Believin'". They should have stayed forgotten.
"I Will Wait" by Mumford & Sons
I'm like a bird -Nelly FurTURDo
All latin music. Salsa, merengue ,reggaeton... it all sounds like a box of metal tubes falling down a staircase. Specially horrifying is a shit known as "vallenato" which I'm sure is the only music that DJ's in hell are aloud to play.
which I'm sure is the only music that DJ's in hell are aloud to play.
I Shot the Sheriff
allowed...auto-correct is a bitch.
Jack and Diane. One of the worst songs to come out of the 80's, (or any decade for that matter). Also, My Humps
Michael Jackson's "Kick me, kike me" song, whatever that shit was called
Teen Spirit. Nirvana. Smells like.
Celebration by Kool and the Gang
POLICE SIREN will always love POLICE SIREN with melisma
The theme from the Banana Splits show, which plays in my head over and over and over... I have the lyrics memorized. I wasn't trying to memorize the lyrics, it just happened against my will. I think I need medication.
The theme song to the Banana Splits show sometimes sticks in my head, over and over and over and over... for days at a time, only to be replaced by the Castro Convertible song: "Who conquers space with fine design? Who saves you money all the time? Who's tops in the convertible line?"
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper, and Snork.
My apologies for not referencing [reply 84]. It was always my intention, but the "tra la la's" just got a bit out of control.
The cannibals on the island REALLY scared me!
Rap music....I despise it!
Fireworks by Katy Perry.
I was going to post "anything that's in the Billboard's Top Ten for the past 10 years" and leave it at that; but I just remembered a most hated song which was played by the cute hipster otter "dj" spinning last Saturday at 440 in SF — "Break My Stride" by Whoever-I-Don't-Care-To-Remember.
"... nobody gonna breaka my stride, nobody gonna hoold me down, oh no, I got to keep on mooovin... "
I went from wanting to put the cute beardo hipster dj's head through the wall over my bedpost, to wanting to put his head through the concrete wall behind the DJ booth.
Overall, Billy Idol's "Mony Mony" is the most stupid and annoying song ever created.
A close second is Rihanna's "Unfaithful", just horrific.
Anything by Eminem except "Lose Yourself"
Walk like a Rihanna
We are the world
"I crashed my car into a bridge, I watched, I let it burn."
What the hell is wrong with this person?
When the Saints Go Marching In. I HATE that song.
I don't care.
[quote]Anything by Kate Bush
Miss Bush was made CBE for her service to music.
The worst is the one where he's singing all the names......
A little bit o Rita would be so nice,a little bit o Monica in my life worst song ever!
Also: who let the dogs out
Don't speak by no doubt
I Hope You Daaaance...
[quote]The theme from the Banana Splits show, which plays in my head over and over and over... I have the lyrics memorized. I wasn't trying to memorize the lyrics, it just happened against my will. I think I need medication.
R84, I thought I was the only with this problem. Mine is theme from "HR Pufenstuf". It will come out of nowhere and I know all the freaking words!
Let me know what meds they prescribe you. I need them too.
Anything by Gwen Stefani. That cheerleader song in particular.
Had a bad day. I would immediately change channels.
That Clarity song by Zedd. Makes me want to stick ice picks in my ears and set myself on fire
Taylor Swift, and this extends to even just a still photo of her in a magazine standing there looking 'coy' (silently planning her next bearding operation).
At first I liked it, but Blurred Lines has been so over played that I can't listen to it anymore.
I came in (your ass) like a wrecking ball.
Piano Man, Glory Days, Don't Worry Be Happy.
That current song "I woke all night to get lucky" or something like that, Don't even know the performer. I hear it every fucking place I go.
What's the one where it says something dumb like even if were buried six feet under we'll be ok...
If you're serious, I feel sorry for you, R4.
Apologies, R4. That was meant for R6.
Train sucks. I agree with R4.
If I again hear that silly "Treasure" song by Bruno Mars I will poke my own eyeballs out. Stupid and gives me 80s flashbacks.
Also anything by Kings of Leon. So overrated.
Any song where they include some stupid rap song, just to make it hip. Case in point, Suit & Tie...a better song without the no talent Jay-Z.
My GAWD, how can anybody hate "Hey, Soul Sister"? That just boggles my mind!
Suit & Tie would be better without Jayz AND Timberlake IMO. So much better (it wouldn't exist).
Not impressed with Kings of Lion, but the lead singer and drummer turns me on.
Stairway to fucking heaven
That fucking Phillip Phillips song, "Home" or whatever it's called...
Kiss the Rain
I'm right there with whoever upthread hates Hey Soul Sister, though I only saw the boggled response at r114. Dreadful song.
Paul Anka's 'Havin' my baby' (Havin' my baby, You're the woman I love And I love what's goin' through ya)
Feliz Navidad - Jose Feliciano
During Christmas season, it is played on the radio every five minutes.
My my my Delilah
Why why why Delilah
HATE Katy Perry and despise her 'music'.
Anything by Madonna. Most annoying voice in pop music!
Most Rap/Hip Hop except Run DMC, Salt'n'Pepa and the Beasties.
"Every Breath You Take", mostly because lots of stupid people misconstrued it as a love song!
The first time I ever heard Soul Sister was when I was watching Medium --the show with the woman who sees ghosts. It was just getting to a creepy point in the show and all of a sudden they started playing Soul Sister really loud. It's a polarizing song but I liked it.
I skip overplayed music like: Justin Timberlake Mirrors, Zedd's Clarity.
Also most Katy Perry songs and anything by Keisha.
Anything by Linkin Park.
How can anyone hate a song that rhymes
"soul sister' with "Mister Mister"
Anything by Steely Dan.
Hey soul sister sucks big time. Truly nerve plucking.
Bruno Mars is way over rated.
Miley Cyrus had better keep taking it off because the girl can't sing. Party in the USA said it all, and it was all bad.
Prince - 1999. It's 14 years too late to play that irrelevant song ever again.
I fucking hate "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes. Then they went and made a dance version of it...ugh!
That old song "Going Up the Country"...so annoying.
I like Madonna, but I hate her True Blue songs, and also loathe "Express Yourself"...
Everything by Train is horrible. My BF likes them--was almost a deal breaker. He knows to not play them around me. They are almost as bad as Creed!