ugly naked thing no one wants to see to ugly naked things no one wants to see
The Hindenburg is to the Titanic.
A sedate, floral one piece with control panels to acid green Speedos.
Wedgworth Federal Cobalt is to US Federal prison.
A fish is to a bicycle.
Golda Myer is to Al Goldstein.
Wendy Wasserstein is to Robert Crumb.
"Our Bodies, Ourselves" is to "Portnoy's Complaint"
A shmatta is to a schmeckle.
Jabberjaw is to Dick Trickle.
Muriel is to Sid Caesar
Squeaky Fromme is to John Waters
Fat boy tits are to overhyped cocks.
[quote]"Our Bodies, Ourselves" is to "Portnoy's Complaint"