Mother's mussy is writhing like a salted slug over that hot, sweaty cage meat. sssssssssssssssssssss
He's a disgusting killer.
Trailer park tattoo trash.
Aaron's in the showers. Pass it on.
Just imagine how big it gets when he's fully erect. I'll bet his erect cock is a straigh, thick 8 inches, and that his balls probably shrink up.
To call AH a turd is quite an understatement. The man is a viscious MURDERER, OP! I don't care what his crotch looks like.
I want to be his prison bitch, is that so bad?
[quote]The man is a viscious MURDERER, OP!
I don't care how appealing someone's appearance is-once someone commits a horrible crime such as murder, this person is no longer hot in any way.
He will be found innocent. His pak did the crime. Hernandez didn't even know about it until afterwards. At most, he is guilty of trying to cover up his pal's crime. His massive beer can cock will soon be free.
R11. Shut up OJ, you double murderer. Now you'll have a playmate in prison, and you two can suck and jizz your double murdering dicks together. Who will be the bitch?
He's uncut. Are most murderers uncut?
R13. Yes, most males are uncut, even the angels among us.
Working on the "Free Aaron Rally", is there a standard size for protest signs.
he is hideous looking to begin with, and being a human canvas made it even worse, but on the bright side he will blend in perfectly in the prison.
Ugly on inside, hot on outside.
"He is hideous looking to begin with, and being a human canvas made it even worse, but on the bright side he will blend in perfectly in the prison."
I couldn't have put it better myself.
What do you think his in-betweeens smell like in the OP pic?
I would gladly flip fuck with him bareback... You only live once.
Pinga VPL bump, please
I think Hernandez will be found innocent, and you can still objectively say that he is very hot. I would let me fuck me anyway he wanted for as long as he wanted.
How can anyone believe those pics aren't touched up? There's no way he wouldn't be wearing a cup with his uniform.
[quote]There's no way he wouldn't be wearing a cup with his uniform.
I thought cups were worn by baseball players.
Now, that's something I can really get excited about!
He's pond scum, but I would totally flip flop fuck with him. And I'd eat his ass. And I'd suck his cock.
Yeah, that's hot af. He should be popular in prison.
I want him to murder my vagina.
Maybe Aaron and Chelsea Manning can get a lovely little cell together. Assume Aaron would be the bottom.
I wish I could find the non-violent jock version of Aaron Hernandez.
Didn't he wear a jock strap? I swear you can even see he is uncut in some of those tight shots.
In response to my own above inquiry at r39, I would guess since he is a little "extreme" anyway (he may have killed a human being not just ONCE but maybe even more than that), it would not surprise me if he never, ever wore underwear, including protective cups.
He is hardcore.
He's despicable and (apparently) has a nice big penis. Based on my dating history I can absolutely confirm that those two attributes are not mutually exclusive.
This is why so many people are in abusive relationships. Mesomorphs tend to have a lot of testosterone, be athletic, and by definition, have banging muscular bods. Unfortunately, they are more likely to be aggressive and violent. Yet, people still want to get with them because they are HOT. Oh well....
and they usually have a warm, moist, hairy and inviting anus
He is so cold
he looked hot in court today
think about being his cellmate
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know Aaron Hernandez has not been getting the best of publicity lately, but that doesn’t stop him from being one of the sexiest men alive. I don’t care that Aaron Hernandez has killed people, I would totally have sex with him. His tattoos and bad boy ways make me wet in my panties. If he does have to stay in prison, I hope he is able to have conjugal visits, because I will be there weekly or monthly and pleasuring him. I can only imagine how many girls would do the same in my shoes. And ladies don’t hate, you know you would.
Wow… all the sudden chicks dig this guy. Aaron Hernandez has crossed over into mainstream celebrity and not just a football player.- nik
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CBS) When I wrote last week about all the bad jokes being made about Aaron Hernandez, I at least understood that such people weren’t attempting to extract anything redeeming about the situation.
Unfortunately, there are many misguided, if not downright reprehensible, people out there lamenting not the impact this murder case will have on their fantasy football team, but instead the incarceration of an updated version of OH AN HE SEXY.
I first came across someone noting not how terrible it is that a man is dead, or even that a promising career is likely over, but rather that hotness has been wasted when I saw this:
Hernandez, you were so hot. WHY?????
VF Castro (@VFdoesFootball) June 26, 2013
Perhaps that’s just a taste of what you can find in Miss Castro’s upcoming book, The Modern Girl’s Guide to the Gridiron. Because I guess women need gender-specific reading to understand the sports things because, like, there’s so much more than those cute tight pants and stuff.
But, hey, isolated ignorance, I thought. Later that day, though, comedian Neil Hamburger began retweeting more and more people who find murder not to be the biggest crime in all this. If you’ve ever wondered how serial killers and other prisoners can get letters from incredibly pathetic strangers promising marriage, this is how. It’s what Tommy Tomlinson wrote about regarding the beautiful women at Rae Carruth’s trial: “It reminded me again of the raw sexual power that a great athlete can have — even one charged with putting out a hit on his pregnant girlfriend.”
For being a detriment to every female who has worked so hard to break down stereotypes in the sports world, these folks deserve a public shaming. So come along as we put the microscope on some seriously misguided people whose parents have failed hard.