- Mother's mussy is writhing like a salted slug over that hot, sweaty cage meat. sssssssssssssssssssss
- He's a disgusting killer.
- Trailer park tattoo trash.
- Aaron's in the showers. Pass it on.
- Just imagine how big it gets when he's fully erect. I'll bet his erect cock is a straigh, thick 8 inches, and that his balls probably shrink up.
- To call AH a turd is quite an understatement. The man is a viscious MURDERER, OP! I don't care what his crotch looks like.
- I want to be his prison bitch, is that so bad?
- [quote]The man is a viscious MURDERER, OP!
- I don't care how appealing someone's appearance is-once someone commits a horrible crime such as murder, this person is no longer hot in any way.
- He will be found innocent. His pak did the crime. Hernandez didn't even know about it until afterwards. At most, he is guilty of trying to cover up his pal's crime. His massive beer can cock will soon be free.
- R11. Shut up OJ, you double murderer. Now you'll have a playmate in prison, and you two can suck and jizz your double murdering dicks together. Who will be the bitch?
- He's uncut. Are most murderers uncut?
- R13. Yes, most males are uncut, even the angels among us.
- Working on the "Free Aaron Rally", is there a standard size for protest signs.
- he is hideous looking to begin with, and being a human canvas made it even worse, but on the bright side he will blend in perfectly in the prison.
- He's ugly.
- Ugly on inside, hot on outside.
- "He is hideous looking to begin with, and being a human canvas made it even worse, but on the bright side he will blend in perfectly in the prison."
I couldn't have put it better myself.
- What do you think his in-betweeens smell like in the OP pic?
- I would gladly flip fuck with him bareback... You only live once.
- Pinga VPL bump, please
- I think Hernandez will be found innocent, and you can still objectively say that he is very hot. I would let me fuck me anyway he wanted for as long as he wanted.
- How can anyone believe those pics aren't touched up? There's no way he wouldn't be wearing a cup with his uniform.
- [quote]There's no way he wouldn't be wearing a cup with his uniform.
I thought cups were worn by baseball players.
- Now, that's something I can really get excited about!
- He's pond scum, but I would totally flip flop fuck with him. And I'd eat his ass. And I'd suck his cock.
- Yeah, that's hot af. He should be popular in prison.
- I want him to murder my vagina.
- Maybe Aaron and Chelsea Manning can get a lovely little cell together. Assume Aaron would be the bottom.
- I wish I could find the non-violent jock version of Aaron Hernandez.
- Didn't he wear a jock strap? I swear you can even see he is uncut in some of those tight shots.
- Dios Mio!
- lol R38
In response to my own above inquiry at r39, I would guess since he is a little "extreme" anyway (he may have killed a human being not just ONCE but maybe even more than that), it would not surprise me if he never, ever wore underwear, including protective cups.
- He is hardcore.
- He's despicable and (apparently) has a nice big penis. Based on my dating history I can absolutely confirm that those two attributes are not mutually exclusive.
- This is why so many people are in abusive relationships. Mesomorphs tend to have a lot of testosterone, be athletic, and by definition, have banging muscular bods. Unfortunately, they are more likely to be aggressive and violent. Yet, people still want to get with them because they are HOT. Oh well....
- and they usually have a warm, moist, hairy and inviting anus
- He is so cold
- he looked hot in court today
- think about being his cellmate
- THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know Aaron Hernandez has not been getting the best of publicity lately, but that doesn’t stop him from being one of the sexiest men alive. I don’t care that Aaron Hernandez has killed people, I would totally have sex with him. His tattoos and bad boy ways make me wet in my panties. If he does have to stay in prison, I hope he is able to have conjugal visits, because I will be there weekly or monthly and pleasuring him. I can only imagine how many girls would do the same in my shoes. And ladies don’t hate, you know you would.
Wow… all the sudden chicks dig this guy. Aaron Hernandez has crossed over into mainstream celebrity and not just a football player.- nik
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- I'll bet his hole is continuously musky.
- His deceased father was known as The King. Was it short for King Cobra?
- I think he's innocent after seeing those pics.
- brother DJ Hernandez is even hotter than Aaron.
- Let's write gay porn fanfics about Mr. Hernandez and post them here!
- CBS) When I wrote last week about all the bad jokes being made about Aaron Hernandez, I at least understood that such people weren’t attempting to extract anything redeeming about the situation.
Unfortunately, there are many misguided, if not downright reprehensible, people out there lamenting not the impact this murder case will have on their fantasy football team, but instead the incarceration of an updated version of OH AN HE SEXY.
I first came across someone noting not how terrible it is that a man is dead, or even that a promising career is likely over, but rather that hotness has been wasted when I saw this:
Hernandez, you were so hot. WHY?????
VF Castro (@VFdoesFootball) June 26, 2013
Perhaps that’s just a taste of what you can find in Miss Castro’s upcoming book, The Modern Girl’s Guide to the Gridiron. Because I guess women need gender-specific reading to understand the sports things because, like, there’s so much more than those cute tight pants and stuff.
But, hey, isolated ignorance, I thought. Later that day, though, comedian Neil Hamburger began retweeting more and more people who find murder not to be the biggest crime in all this. If you’ve ever wondered how serial killers and other prisoners can get letters from incredibly pathetic strangers promising marriage, this is how. It’s what Tommy Tomlinson wrote about regarding the beautiful women at Rae Carruth’s trial: “It reminded me again of the raw sexual power that a great athlete can have — even one charged with putting out a hit on his pregnant girlfriend.”
For being a detriment to every female who has worked so hard to break down stereotypes in the sports world, these folks deserve a public shaming. So come along as we put the microscope on some seriously misguided people whose parents have failed hard.
- I think it fascinating that so many people think he is hot. It is clear that there is something about big, buff badboys that attract so many people.
- Bad boys bad boys, what you gonna do when they cum for you
- He's going to be SOOOOOO popular in prison.
- [quote]It is clear that there is something about big, buff badboys that attract so many people.
The most obvious statement of the year.
- Do you want to suck my big fat chorizo?
I'm taking requests, starting in, uh, 2038 or so.
- r59, explain.
- Find some pics with him actually smiling
- R59, I doubt anyone is going to mess with that big dude in prison.
- [quote]Find some pics with him actually smiling
There are plenty
- He commisioned me to do this nude of him before he went off to the clinker...
- That's actually pretty good, R66.
- [quote]The man is a viscious MURDERER, OP!
And a VIVACIOUS one to boot!
- Thanks R67!
- Aaron was into some dark stuff, but you can't deny he is very goodlooking.
- sizzling hot
- I want him.
- He looks a bit like Nick Jonas.
- Not really
- Aaron is hotter than both of the Menendez brothers.
- he had it all..
- when is the trial?
- this trial is dragging
- I'm imagining some "Oz"-like situations going down when he goes to the big house.
- is he lifting weights in jail?
- And, getting uglier.
- AH is asking for transfer for his safety.
- what is going on with the trial?
- Someone is going to have a GREAT time in prison with his penis and ass.
His first jail was "no frills" meaning no weights, no amenities. According to the paper, he spent his time drawing obscene pictures. He ha since been transferred.
- He's probably also not very hot once he opens his mouth and speaks. Nothing worse than a man barking orders at you.
- [quote]Nothing worse than a man barking orders at you.
Speak for yourself.
- Has anyone been following this trial? I haven't other than occasional news and I just saw that the case is going to the jury today.
Will he walk free? Guilty as sin and headed to prison? I won't say he's hot unless he's acquitted. I don't want to lust after a murderer.
- He looks like a killer, and the tats make him look more uglier.
- Defense only called three witnesses. He will be acquitted, mainly because there was no real motive presented.
- Aaron Hernandez killed his gay lover
- [quote]Aaron Hernandez killed his gay lover
Omg, seriously? How do you know?
- More uglier R94? Sigh, this world is going down the drain.
- He has a small head and gets ugly by the minute.
- He's still hot but he's not going to age well. I see big mama thighs in his future.
- Yeah, he looks like he has kept his bod up in jail.
- He's not hot, and anyone with that many tattoos on his body usually has emotional problems. It's a proven fact!
- In closing arguments, his attorneys acknowledged that he was at the murder scene but was helpless to do anything. That explains the circumstantial evidence that placed him at the scene and then threw his friends under the bus.
- Okay grandpa @ R102. Naptime before the Luby's buffet starts.
- Even if he's acquitted, his name and rep are mud. He'll never be in the pros again.
- He's been perfectly groomed in court for weeks.
- [quote]Okay grandpa @ [R102]. Naptime before the Luby's buffet starts.
What does this have to with my old age? His tattoos are ugly.
- Physically and athletically he is my type. I tend to date dudes like him, minus the violence.
- He could plow me anytime he wanted.
- Even if he gets off for these charges, let us not forget he has another trial waiting for him.
- It was reported, I believe I heard, was that the murder weapon was never found. There's other considerable evidence though, that's not easily explained away.
Fame and money ended up being a big enabler for his alleged high crimes. The street thug mentality and behavior apparently remained in him, and got exhibited in a devastating way.
- Check out my hot pics. Like my abs?
- Because only old people bitch about tattoos R107.
- You mean only old people have any taste or care about aesthetics? Young people can't tell when something is fucking ugly?
- He's not laughing today. Guilty of 1st degree murder.
- I thought he'd get off!
- He'll be sentenced today. Victim impacts statements and all that happens today. The state of MA doesn't fuck around and waste time like Arizona.
- I had no idea he was such a psychopath.
Only 25 years old, and goin' to spend the rest of his life in jail.
What a waste of talent.
- He won't be a Tight End for long in prison.
From wealth, fame, privilege, to life in prison, because of arrogance and hubris.
Latino men and culture *shrug*
- "The first-degree murder conviction carries a mandatory sentence of life in prison without parole"
- Odin Lloyd's uncle's words are moving, but...that Marge Simpson hair&cap! Ja!
His poor sister. Caribbean families are the real deal. Heartbreaking.
Why did Hernandez kill Lloyd?
- Theory is that Lloyd knew about the double murder Hernandez committed and he wanted to keep him quiet.
That jury is 100% white, if I was a defense attorney I'd have kicked up a fuss about that.
- He will get all the cock he can handle in prison. I can imagine two cocks in his arse while he nurses another in his mouth.
- [quote]Only 25 years old
He looks 40. As ugly on the outside as he is inside.
- r121 jealous lover's spat I reckon
- Hernandez is set to be charged with an additional double murder. He was so stunned by the verdict, he had to sit down after it was read when he was supposed to remain standing with everyone else. The New England Patriots just saved themselves $40 million with the voiding of Hernandez's contract.
- It was good to hear this on the news today: Life in prison without parole.
- r123, AH is a 6' 1", 245lbs professional football player. He is not going to be sexually assaulted by anyone. Moreover, he is a proven thug and gangsta. Who would mess with him?
- His entire body, back and front, is covered in tattoos.
- R121, I think there was more going on between AH and Lloyd. I heard rumors that they were in a gay relaionship.
- R128, he can be held down by others. And he will be.
- [quote]If you want to get made fun of by your teammates," says one current NFL player, "wearing a cup would be the fastest way to do it. In all the games I've played -- on every level of the game -- I've only caught a knee down there once or twice. It's not the best feeling in the world. And no one wants to have millions of people watching you cupping your (cashews) in agony. But if someone came out wearing a cup, the rest of the team would be like, 'What's going on with this guy?'"
I thought the photos were shopped but cups have been out of fashion in the sport since about 1999. Crazy but true.
- That's just further evidence that pro football is latent as hell, R132. ANY guy would understand protecting his balls from getting hit. It makes sense, plus it's somewhat modest. Instead, these roided out fundie closet cases want to freeball it for national network cameras, the public and their deeply repressed, testosterone-obsessed team mates.
- r128 He wont be getting raped. He will be begging for all that cock. And I am sure all the other prisoners will be happy to oblige. His arse will be passed around like weed at a wavves concert.
- He has such a strange affect--and it's been consistent throughout the trial--so much so, that you expected some piece of evidence would exonerate him at the 11th hour.
What a waste of lives--his, and his victim(s).
- Wonder how long it will take until he's fucking some guy up the ass. No more girlie box for you Mr. Hernandez.
- So, the jury had to "ignore" news of a few others murders he may have committed?
Sorry, not up on the details. But does Mr. Huge Cock have yet another murder trial on his busy schedule?
- The jury wasn't told about the other murder charges till today, after they delivered their verdict.
- yeah. He's Latino. He'll be all up in a man-ass for sure. I've talked to a lot of cholos who've been to prison and all have fucked ass.
- his face will be painted with cum like a jasper johns painting.
- R139, how do you know "a lot of cholos who've been to prison"?
- I hope Aaron likes the taste of man spunk.
- Some of yall are so out of touch. Cups? Uh, we have compression shorts and Under Armour now.
- Cups out of vogue in football?! That's just macho, ignorant, stupid bullshit. Save your junk. Wear a cup!
- He's going to be target #1 for a lethal shanking, just for the bragging rights.
- Something tells me there's going to be a lot of happy queens in whatever prison he's sent to.
- He won't even miss football. He will be too busy taking more poundings than Omaha Beach before the ground assault began
- I wouldn't fuck him with your dick, R146. That man suffers from such ineffable ugliness, they will probably ignore him in droves. He'll be the only guy in the world who couldn't even get laid in jail.
- Yes, Im sure he is quite sexually frustrated by now and will take out his aggression on many holes in the slammer.
- "I would gladly flip fuck with him bareback... You only live once."
- My friend's sister dated him for 3 months in high school when they were juniors. He has a huge dick.
- r147, Who's going to overpower this guy? He'll mostly be doing the pounding
- He will be overpowered by his lust for cock. aaron loves rough trade. he will be bouncing on dick like a man in a moonbounce.
- I wonder if he is any good in bed.
- Wow, the tough guy's legs buckled when he heard the verdict and couldn't stand up like a man to take it even under court orders. Quintessential bully who can dish it out but is too morally and constitutionally weak to weather the consequences. One can only hope he has a lifetime of misery and qualms in prison, but his lack of self-awareness will likely block that.
- The second trial he's about to face for a double murder reportedly occurred when two men he knew entered a club where Hernandez was and they disrespected him by not greeting him, so he later followed their vehicle home and shot them at a red light, gangland style.
- I hope he gets to wear his orange jumpsuit to his new trial. What a horrendous human being.
- R148 u crazy brah, he HOTT
- R152, he'll be outnumbered.
I'm sure there's a system in jail to take down the new strong guys.
Two men grab each arm and two grab each leg; he'll be powerless pretty quickly.
Just. Like. His. Victims.
- There's reportedly two dick pics of him out there somewhere. I WANT TO SEE THEM.
- R151 any more details? I have some very third- or fourth-hand stuff that's not worth repeating
- Nothing really amazing. They just dated and split up because he was a bit of a douche to her. Nothing crazy , just a bad attitude. (Shocking, I know) LOL. But she did say the sex was out of this world and his dick was amazing.
- R162 didn't you just wonder how he, murderer, was good in bed? Stop fantasizing over a murderer.
- r160 hahha i read that was that there was a pic of him with two dicks inside him at the same time. if only.
- Teen Hernandez looks exactly the same....
- Hot dick, horrible person.
- Murderers are at the top of the prison hierarchy.
He'll fit right in, and be highly revered because of his football past *and* being a convicted murderer.
- How stupid must you be to think a dude like him will be sexually assaulted? This gladiator is a hulking mass of psychotic athletic prowess. No one is messin with AH.
- Well, is that gladiator going to get his roids in the clink? Probably. They get everything else they shouldn't.
- Six guys even moderately fit acting in concert could easily take down his ass and have their way with it.
- how could I get an email or letter to him in prison? do prisoners get to use email? He might be really friendly in correspondence. I bet if I offered up $ for his commissary account he would write back. would it be weird to pursue this?
- Here is a serous question.
Assuming the image hasn't been altered - which I not sure is a safe assumption - why would someone play a contact sport like football with their balls so exposed?
- He killed somebody R171. I mean go for it, if you want. Is that he's just hit is that why you're interested in writing?
- He has a camel toe haha. His peen looks like it's uncut and nasty looking and shriveled toward the tip. Nasty. His balls look bigger than his cock. why is he wearing wallpaper on his arms?
- Here's his new home. The rules, regulations and classifications are mind boggling. Hope it was worth it.
- I have to say, I had zero sympathy for AH until I saw R165's link.
Seeing that interview with him as a young man, talking about his family's strong emphasis on education and discipline ("School first, football second") I can only feel sympathy for his family and the terrible waste of so many lives, his own and those of his victims.
How did someone from such a supportive family and gifted with so much talent go so completely off the rails? Money, fame, drugs? Was that it? These things have broken many other strong-willed people countless times before and, yes, I agree they are no excuse for his crimes.
I don't really have sympathy for the man himself but I certainly do for his family, who must be shattered to see their beloved sporting-hero son/brother/friend turn out to be such a despicable failure as a human being.
- He just seems so fearless. No emotion.
- r169, you must have never been to prison. Dudes in prison are jacked. Often they come to prison already jacked, and get even more jacked lifting weights in prison. I doubt AH is become sedentary in prison.
- So many people get enamored of the thug life, of being all about that life. I blame the media and music for glorifying thuggishness.
- Aaron Hernandez's mouth, hands and penis will never again touch a vagina.
- [quote]Aaron Hernandez's mouth, hands and penis will never again touch a vagina.
See? You two have something in common! Why not make him a new penpal?
- That hot piece of football meat may be walkin through them prison gates playing Tight End, but let me tell you gurl, we he get out he gonna be a Wide Receiver.
Uh huh. You know that's right!
- [quote]How did someone from such a supportive family and gifted with so much talent go so completely off the rails? Money, fame, drugs? Was that it? These things have broken many other strong-willed people countless times before and, yes, I agree they are no excuse for his crimes.
His family life was pretty dysfunctional.Several articles point out that his mother had affairs and is now engaged to the ex-husband of Aaron's cousin. The mom was involved in some sports betting scheme.
- Dysfunctional family, a lot of people have those.
Murdering people, what?
Nothing excuses that.
- Prisoners are already gossiping about just where he's going to end up in MA, and how isolated he will actually end up being once he gets in. The place he is in now, Walpole, is just a way station
- If he marries his fiancé, they can do conjugal visits. She'll probably play the game through all of his convictions and make bank through interviews once he's a convicted triple murderer.
- His fiance is definitely going to cash in, her fake tears told it all!
- I'm sure she is keeping very copious notes and daily videos diaries. She better not Google "publicist" or it will used it against her in future trials if they check her internet search history.
- I wonder if she ever took pics of his enormous cock? He seems like the type who would want her take naked pics of him. He probably told her delete them.
- Momma Hernandez will eventually get on the money train with interviews and a book. He was probably a source of income for her at some point.
Does he have any money left or did he have to pay it back to the NFL?
- A few articles state they 5 million of assets are frozen due to lawsuits.
- [quote] His brother DJ is even hotter
Damn, hell yes!
Btw, is that a m or f on his moped? Could DJ be gay?
- Brotherly love. HAWT!
- He is so ugly, and he looks like a criminal.
- DJ is single, fwiw. He's interesting, they both grew up in the same dysfunctional home but DJ went to UConn and got his master's and is now a graduate assistant coach at Iowa. He's older so maybe the father's death and the mother's nonsense didn't screw him up as much, but still.
- [quote]Btw, is that a m or f on his moped? Could DJ be gay?
That might be their mom, she has very short dark hair.
- Alright, I will transfer my desire to DJ. I hate it when hot dudes do evil things
- Yeah it's the mom on the moped. DJ's instagram has a lot of pictures of her and there are a few pics of Aaron's daughter on there.
- So sad
- "Get those spit glands going boys"
- Fuck off and get AIDS r195. Racist garbage.