They are independent, emotionally detached loners; they look at you with this glassy, vacant expression; they are finicky, picky eaters; and to comfort themselves they will repetitively and mindlessly knead the bed with their paws.
Kiss my furry butt!
Aspergers is a communications disorder in which certain humans have trouble learning essential social skills and interpreting what other people say and do. Cats on the other hand are very good at communicating with other cats, which is why unlike dogs they avoid fights and when they do fight rarely seriously injure or kill each other. They also are able to endear themselves to certain humans so well that the humans will bend over backwards to please them. Pretty much the opposite of Aspergers.
My first cat was a shelter cat. Her name was Bootsie Gumdrop.
Not necessarily, OP.
But they're definitely Dataloungers.
Has anyone noticed if male cats have feminine features? What are they?
My 12 year old spade female cat has a gay tom cat boyfriend. He sits with her everyday until she smacks him.
She's lazy, loves cat and dog food. Very friendly if you initiate, not at all finicky. They're not as needy as dogs and I like that, you dimwit OP.