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Let's Pretend We're New Yorkers!

I just got arrested at the corner of Stuyvesant and 83rd for licking a homeless man's anus. I met him at the David Barton, you know, that one with the shrub and the Dominican panhandler. I had to call my lesser throuplemate for advice, but he had troubles of his own - he was waiting on line at the Duane Reade at Houston and the L Train when some hipster bitch set herself on fire. You could tell she was originally a flyover, because her breasts were so pale and low. I then called my greater (richer) throuplemate, who took the S train at 73rd, Avenue 9, and the M trolley, bringing five pails of the finest wasabi pancake lasagna to the station for those hot, hot guido cops.

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