Apparently, a woman was desperate to crash a big DC bash, so she pretended she was Gwen Ifill, host of the program "Washington Week" on PBS.
Too bad for Caucasian her that Gwen is a rather dark skinned lady. SHE DIDN'T KNOW???
Why can you never starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there(sandwiches there)
Last two have an age limit
Two peanuts were walking down the street... And one was a salted.
Have you read the Michfest thread on here? I had never heard of Michfest before I started coming to DL, now I've read all the Michfest threads-very funny! Especially the "Rainbow Express" saga. Give it a read!
Someone needs to roll you in some batter and deep-fry you, RogerOctopusNightshade.
Noooo! You don't want to do that! Why not try some Michfest nut loaf? Someone posted the recipe. Have a slice while you're waiting for the Rainbow Express!
Justice Antonin Scalia 1936-2013.
Amanda Bynes was 5150'd today
The blonde calls her travel agent.
"How long is the flight from New York to London?"
Travel agent says, "Just a minute."
Blonde replies, "Thank you" and hangs up.
"What does a gay man bring for a second date?
His new boyfriend."
This happened to me!!
OMG What was that about R37? That was hilarious. Did the anchorman get in trouble? What was he trying to say? The look on the anchor woman's face was priceless. I watched it twice. Does anyone know the story behind it?
I always heard pluck that chicken and thought the anchor was making reference to hamming it up on a story or something.
"What movie was that from [R25]? Who was that actress?"
Well, that was a scene from The Awful Truth with Irene Dunn and Cary Grant.
It's right there if you open the link.
"I'll just put it over here and get it out of the way."
The Awful Truth is that they can't live without each other
I got a worm drinking old bottled water.
I have watched this so many times in the past two days and still laugh my ass off at it.
PS Watch in full screen mode to get the victims' full expressions.
This is the best everyone can do??? Come on! More!
The awful truth scene was really good, lol
I still laugh over this. A few years ago, Jeff Lewis spiked Zoila's margarita with Epsom salt. The salted rim of the glass disguised the slightly saline taste of the drink.
You see, taken internally Epsom salt (magnesium sulfate) is a purgative, causing rapid evacuation of the bowels.
He then sent Zoila and Jenni out on idiotic errand. Of course, Zoila shit her pants, really filled her granny panties, right there in front of Jenni.
Zoila was none the wiser!
[quote]Of course, Zoila shit her pants, really filled her granny panties
That just happened to me a few hours ago. >:(
Nobody spiked my drink, and I managed to get inside my apartment before the big blast [with nobody watching], but still, yuck!