We can't unsee this.
Geraldo Rivera brought out his inner-Ron Burgundy early Sunday morning when he tweeted a shirtless selfie.
"70 is the new 50," he wrote, adding "Erica and family are going to be so pissed...but at my age..."
For his age, he doesn't look bad at all, but he certainly doesn't look nearly good enough to pull off showing the public a shirtless pic. Now the 3 years younger Vince McMahon? THAT's someone I enjoy seeing shirtless. Geraldo needs to sit his geriatric ass all the way down and stay there. His face looks horrible btw.
He looks like the Mario Brothers horny father.
He's an attention whore.
Shameless Attention Whore
He looks great from the neck down. Go Geraldo! I'm impressed. He could pass for his late 50's imho.
I wish I'd seen that BEFORE breakfast. Ecch.
To think, he once fucked Bette Midler.
Damn Geraldo, Weiner yourself down and eat a cheeseburger.
You're too damn skinny.
Don't like him at all, but body is more than decent for 70.
I wouldn't want to see that body even if he was 50!
Hot to trot!
In a single snapshot Geraldo has totally contradicted his assertion that no one should EVER wear a hoodie in the dark.
[quote]To think, he once fucked Bette Midler.
You say "fucked". She says "raped".
[quote] "70 is the new 50," he wrote, adding "Erica and family are going to be so pissed
oh Geraldo, We already despise you. Nothing you do now will lessen that fact
Erica and family
Shaves himself to look like a ten year old boy down there.
The nipples look interesting. However, I am not inclined to indulge this narcissist
He looks like he has crixy handles and the high 5 groves across his cheekbones.
Okay, most people should stop taking and posting nude pictures of themselves.
Having said that, I expected to click onto OP's link and see a paunchy, saggy Geraldo. But no, he actually looks pretty good for his age--or any age 40 and older when a lot of guys start looking out of shape.
Geraldo is 70 and still has cum gutters. Not bad.
[quote]Geraldo is 70 and still has cum gutters. Not bad.
Thanks R21. Now, if only I had cum. When I masturbate, all that comes out is a little dust.
Walter Cronkite, he ain't
Exactly, R23 -- but he seems to think that he is. Doonesbury gets it.
Silly old fart. Put a hoodie on and take a walk tonight.
Those aren't cum gutters, those are obliques, cum gutters are defined abs.
R26. Cum gutters is the "V" that is formed on either side of your navel forming a "V" from your pubic hair, hip area. Geraldo has cum gutters.
Defined abs are defined abs above your navel, your stomach area. Obliques are your sides, your rib cage area.
Nada, it's the abs.
Oh, no damn way,... Eewwww.
Not in bad shape for a 70-year-old, but again too narcissistic for any real interest.
The only thing missing is a sign overhead that says "Al Capone's Vault".
LOL @ R15 and R22.
This thread is hilarious.
Tragic tinynip. In a perfect world, Trayvon would be alive, and Geraldo would be dead.
Oh, you mean that little thing?
Up for original thread.
Do you think Marian Javits misses that?
I will admit that he has slightly more meat on those bones than he puts on his political prognostications.
This is a really sad reflection of today's culture. There are no boundaries and he seems like a pervert.
He is gross - inside and out. Always has been.
Do we have a tinynip troll here now? I keep seeing him pop up on every other thread.
It looks like every pic every old fuck on gay sex sites post with the line "people tell me I look much younger" barf. No you don't you look like a 70 year old who is desperately seeking validation that he does not look 70.
Surprise - you look 70. Fuck now my eyes are hurting.
That face can curdle milk. I was too traumatized to look below it.
He's no Dr. Jeffry Life. Still I wonder if he's using his Cenegenics system.
r58 paper thin skin, liver spots and giant moles? yeah you can tell he is 70
he just insists on being a laughingstock
That reminds me, the last steak I had last week had much too much gristle in it.
I can't get past the face. It's way worse than the body.
There has been persistent rumors for years that Geraldo Rivera is bisexual. I can't stand him!!! He is a complete jerk!
BTW, someone on this thread thinks he is conservative because he is on Fox News? Man! you really don't watch Fox News do you? HE IS VERY LIBERAL!!
Oh, r66. You are a simple creature, aren't you?
As someone who as worked in a nursing home, his body is pretty typical of a non-obese 70 year old.
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
No one loves Gerald Rivera more than Gerald Rivera....thanks, for killing my appetite
Geraldo Rivera, in true conservative fashion, believes in "Do what I say, not I do". He also has five children with four different women and has been divorced five times. So much for his family values.
He reminds me of this guy, who is only about 45 years old.