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I Banged The Cutest Mormon Dude Last Night

I don't really say this about other dudes, but the guy was beautiful. And so very dumb.

I didn't know he was Mormon when I went over there. Really fit. Gorgeous face, hair and teeth. Dimples.

He said he doesn't talk politics but that he voted for Bush in the last election.

Aww!

by Anonymousreply 123March 8, 2018 2:07 PM

[quote]he voted for Bush in the last election.

Are you posting from 2004?

by Anonymousreply 1July 19, 2013 2:43 AM

I'll bite. And?

by Anonymousreply 2July 19, 2013 2:44 AM

He voted for George Bush in the 2012 election?

You fucked a cute, "special" Mormon. Is that what you're telling us?

by Anonymousreply 3July 19, 2013 2:46 AM

His words were "I voted for Bush in the last election".

[quote]And so very dumb.

by Anonymousreply 4July 19, 2013 2:58 AM

We should have a pool, estimated amount of posts before this thread is deleted.

Any takers?

by Anonymousreply 5July 19, 2013 3:01 AM

Now, Amish dudes I could see getting fixated on, but the whole Mormon thing, oh well... and just out of curiousity, where was this place you went to when u reference "when I went over there" ? Just curious.

by Anonymousreply 6July 19, 2013 3:06 AM

Was he wearing magic underwear?

by Anonymousreply 7July 19, 2013 3:08 AM

0.0000000000005/10

Can't even factcheck your delusions.

Lame, Sister Mary Brandon.

by Anonymousreply 8July 19, 2013 3:08 AM

If you're going to troll, at least frame it in something believable? Bush??? Really?? FAIL!!!

by Anonymousreply 9July 19, 2013 3:08 AM

Maybe OP meant that the young lad voted for Bush the last time he voted.

by Anonymousreply 10July 19, 2013 3:10 AM

Are there any news reports of retarded mormons boys found in somebody's refrigerator in mason jars?

by Anonymousreply 11July 19, 2013 3:11 AM

Yeah, he said Bush. And we're in Texas so didn't mean Jeb. He's clearly not bright, but he was very sweet. Perhaps he just misspoke because he is only 22 so he can't have ever even voted for Bush. He did say he didnt like to talk politics or religion. I honestly don't remember how being Mormon came up but we were very stoned.

R6, his house. He lives with his mom who was not there. We've been talking on Grindr for a couple of days. I'm visiting Texas this summer for some personal business that is eating up a lot of time so I haven't had much time to just chill and he invited me over to smoke and play Injustice.

It was fun.

And despite my teasing, he was a cool dude.

by Anonymousreply 12July 19, 2013 3:17 AM

[all posts by tedious troll removed.]

by Anonymousreply 13July 19, 2013 3:21 AM

"I didn't know he was Mormon when I went over there."

Your first clue should've been the sign over his front door that read "Missionary".

by Anonymousreply 14July 19, 2013 3:25 AM

Is this you, Brandon?!

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by Anonymousreply 15July 19, 2013 3:29 AM

Please post a link to someone who looks like him. Thank you, Barney.

by Anonymousreply 16July 19, 2013 3:30 AM

Brandon, seriously I wish I could date you. I like sociopaths. I'm probably one myself. I like seeing destructive people in action.

I once allowed a couple of Mormons into my place who were going door to door in order to just fuck with them (not in the sexual way). I rather liked toying with them, pretending I was interested in what they had to say. I took a copy of the Book of Mormon from them. They came back the next week thinking they had a "prospect". I didn't answer. I'd had my fun and was satisfied.

by Anonymousreply 17July 19, 2013 3:36 AM

Meh. My threads always get deleted anyway so why not:

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by Anonymousreply 18July 19, 2013 3:39 AM

He's cute, Brandon, and has lovely eyes. What's that thing he has on his right arm?

by Anonymousreply 19July 19, 2013 3:43 AM

Is that the Mormon? He's cute. More details!

by Anonymousreply 20July 19, 2013 3:43 AM

Did you douche beforehand?

Oh wait, you already are.

Douche.

by Anonymousreply 21July 19, 2013 3:47 AM

Mmmm, Brandon. I'll be Mormon for you, baby.

by Anonymousreply 22July 19, 2013 3:52 AM

[quote]Did you douche beforehand?

Before fucking him in his ass? No.

by Anonymousreply 23July 19, 2013 11:55 AM

More details please!

by Anonymousreply 24July 19, 2013 12:02 PM

How's your daughter?

by Anonymousreply 25July 19, 2013 12:23 PM

I think Brandon just found himself a boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 26July 19, 2013 12:51 PM

[quote]I think Brandon just found himself a boyfriend.

Yeah. Himself.

Douche.

by Anonymousreply 27July 19, 2013 1:27 PM

[quote]How's your daughter?

Skylar is good. She almost never cries. She doesn't sleep much but when she does she prefers to lay on my chest. I'm going back to Seattle next month and even though I'm ready to be out of Texas I'm gonna miss her. ):

by Anonymousreply 28July 19, 2013 1:28 PM

Are you gonna see him again, OP?

by Anonymousreply 29July 19, 2013 2:35 PM

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 30July 19, 2013 2:37 PM

Brandon, I'm willing to pay for your DNA: in a jar, spread on some undies, fresh from the tap - whatever. Are you up for it?

by Anonymousreply 31July 19, 2013 2:50 PM

Wow, you should write for Broadway!

by Anonymousreply 32July 19, 2013 2:51 PM

[quote]What's that thing he has on his right arm?

Who knows, but it probably involves "magic."

by Anonymousreply 33July 19, 2013 3:02 PM

I think that's an armband to hold his iPod when he's running.

by Anonymousreply 34July 19, 2013 3:05 PM

[quote]he invited me over to smoke and play Injustice.

He was smoking in his Mormon mother's house? He really doesn't sound very bright. He doesn't sound very Mormon either.

by Anonymousreply 35July 19, 2013 3:09 PM

You are a whore, darlin.

by Anonymousreply 36July 19, 2013 4:07 PM

Brandon, please refer your friend to us. We'll pay a finder's fee.

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by Anonymousreply 37July 19, 2013 4:38 PM

R35, he didnt seem too invested in being a good Mormon when I shot my load in his ass.

by Anonymousreply 38July 19, 2013 6:21 PM

Ummm ..... [see offsite photo on i.imgur.com] R18 is not a Texas Mormon. It is a photo clipped off the Internet, then fantasized about. Boy, you guys!.

by Anonymousreply 39July 19, 2013 7:37 PM

R39, you're an idiot AND a liar. Clipped off the Internet? Fuck you. I don't lie. That's the pic he sent me on Grindr, uploaded to Picup on my phone. Weirdo.

And here's the other:

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by Anonymousreply 40July 19, 2013 10:52 PM

R40 Never trust a big butt and a smile.

by Anonymousreply 41July 19, 2013 11:03 PM

Very nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 42July 19, 2013 11:10 PM

How about the pics of you Brandon?

by Anonymousreply 43July 20, 2013 2:40 AM

Brandon's nudes have been posted. A video even.

by Anonymousreply 44July 20, 2013 2:45 AM

his cock is DIVOON

by Anonymousreply 45July 20, 2013 2:47 AM

Yes, but as he has posted, his threads tend to be deleted. And I would be happy with fully clothed pics. Actually, I would be happy with pics of Brandon and his daughter, but that is probably not considered unsafe in this day.

by Anonymousreply 46July 20, 2013 2:49 AM

Sorry, that *is* considered unsafe...

by Anonymousreply 47July 20, 2013 2:53 AM

R46, here ya go. No kiddo.

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by Anonymousreply 48July 20, 2013 2:58 AM

At r18, he's wearing one of them v neck tee shirts that are a sign he might be gay, as mentioned in that other thread.

by Anonymousreply 49July 20, 2013 3:00 AM

Thanks Brandon

by Anonymousreply 50July 20, 2013 3:04 AM

the look in those eyes....

by Anonymousreply 51July 20, 2013 3:35 AM

. . . Of a killer

by Anonymousreply 52July 20, 2013 3:40 AM

Are you wearing a babushka in that puc, Brandon?

Are babushkas big where you live and in your mind?

by Anonymousreply 53July 20, 2013 3:57 AM

I love the Easter look, you know, eastern euro sex fiend.

by Anonymousreply 54July 20, 2013 4:06 AM

Just a beanie.

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by Anonymousreply 55July 20, 2013 4:18 AM

You're not that special. Maybe you should take up knitting.

by Anonymousreply 56July 20, 2013 4:23 AM

Well, I liked your story anyway and believed it too. There were two of them at the door the other day, precious, both of them. I so wanted to have them in, listen to the sales pitch, then gradually bring up, you know, how maybe the church will change their policy on "some things" and watch them begin to squirm .. but I didn't.

by Anonymousreply 57July 20, 2013 7:55 AM

Dayum that's a nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 58July 20, 2013 6:43 PM

Hey B --

How's your Mormon trick?

Any repeats?

by Anonymousreply 59July 21, 2013 4:56 PM

I am pretty sure once Brandon is done with a trick, there can never be a repeat.

Brandon can only perform under "special" circumstances. There is unlikely to be a warm body left behind.

by Anonymousreply 60July 21, 2013 6:11 PM

Is Brandon a serial killer? What does R60 mean?

by Anonymousreply 61July 21, 2013 9:11 PM

Brandon is totally hot but way older than he says. Everyone knows you can tell how old someone is by their nose and ears.

by Anonymousreply 62July 21, 2013 9:14 PM

Not a serial killer, yet, R61. He's just serial killer-ish. He's in an embryonic state the proper starter activities on his way there.

by Anonymousreply 63July 21, 2013 9:15 PM

He's in an embryonic state engaging in the proper starter activities on his way there.

by Anonymousreply 64July 21, 2013 9:19 PM

Did you once date a guy who lived in South Carolina who went by the AOL name "L8asever"? He hooked up with a Brandon who worked at a hotel in Virginia and moved to Texas. Just wondered!

by Anonymousreply 65July 21, 2013 9:47 PM

That must have been another Brandon, R65. I was born in California, moved to Texas where I went to school, and then moved to Seattle in January of this year. Never even been to Virginia.

Matt (the Mormon) has sent me a few messages indicating he's like to chill again, but I haven't had a chance to respond. I don't have much free time lately.

by Anonymousreply 66July 21, 2013 10:17 PM

r66/Brandon, why don't you have much free time these days?

by Anonymousreply 67July 22, 2013 2:16 PM

All Seattle serial killers like to tear a piece out of Texas and Florida too. It's time consuming.

Plus he has his political career.

by Anonymousreply 68July 22, 2013 2:24 PM

But yet you have time to read Datalounge and respond. AND post pictures of tricks online. Unknown to them.

SUCH a creep.

by Anonymousreply 69July 22, 2013 2:39 PM

R17 Yeah, you probably are a sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 70July 23, 2013 7:27 AM

We're gonna hang tonight.

by Anonymousreply 71July 23, 2013 7:38 PM

Oh please be speaking literally.

Douche.

by Anonymousreply 72July 23, 2013 7:42 PM

Update, please. And maybe a new picture.

by Anonymousreply 73July 24, 2013 4:53 AM

R73, I ended up meeting him at his friend's place because we couldn't use his house. We smoked. We played Xbox. He had to leave early because his sister needed help with her kids or something. I did hookup with his friend though who was really cute/nerdy. He's a medical student in Galveston.

by Anonymousreply 74July 24, 2013 3:29 PM

hahaha Brandon, he passed you onto his friend, youre a piece of used meat

by Anonymousreply 75July 24, 2013 6:27 PM

Isn't this a number in the Book of Mormon?

by Anonymousreply 76July 24, 2013 6:32 PM

So you shot your load in his ass? Did you fuck him bareback?

by Anonymousreply 77July 24, 2013 6:32 PM

[quote]hahaha Brandon, he passed you onto his friend, youre a piece of used meat

He actually tried to get me to leave at the same time as me and texted me several times asking what we did and when I left.

by Anonymousreply 78July 24, 2013 6:52 PM

thats his tricks

by Anonymousreply 79July 25, 2013 4:19 AM

Has the Mormom expressed his sympathies on the Facebook page?

by Anonymousreply 80August 10, 2013 7:14 AM

Was it true that he had a child? :(

by Anonymousreply 81August 10, 2013 7:30 AM

So fucking full of shit all along.

Can't believe anyone bought this.

by Anonymousreply 82August 10, 2013 8:29 AM

Anyone else find it odd that "Brandon" only had 10 Facebook friends?

by Anonymousreply 83August 10, 2013 8:34 AM

I posted on the other thread that at the height of his bizarre postings, emails were sent to his "employer" Marsh McLennan, or some such, and replies were received that no such person existed in their employ

by Anonymousreply 84August 10, 2013 8:43 AM

Wait, has there been a development in the Brandon saga? Now he's dead or whatever?

by Anonymousreply 85August 10, 2013 8:51 AM

The Queen is dead, long live the next troll to come around and pull you guys' chain.

by Anonymousreply 86August 10, 2013 9:55 AM

I don't understand. If Brandon was fake why would he post that pic of that guy with a fat ass?

by Anonymousreply 87August 10, 2013 11:07 AM

'his' Facebook account has been deleted.

by Anonymousreply 88August 10, 2013 11:31 AM

[quote]Anyone else find it odd that "Brandon" only had 10 Facebook friends?

Haha why are you LYING? The any-Nrandon sect seem to lie more than he does.

He had dozens of people posting on his FB wall yesterday. There was a group message sent out to his friends yesterday that included at least 100 people.

His rother posted onhis wall, with pictures of them together, and pictures of Brandon from when he was in high school.

And then there's this video that Branon himself posted on Datalounge last year where he mentions the board and talks about specific things we were discussing. Yes, I sav it because I thought he was cute, but I know he had his problems, but it's clear he was at least the person he claimed to be.

Now, the details of his life may have been a lie, but he was certainly the guy from the pictures.

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by Anonymousreply 89August 10, 2013 11:50 AM

[quote]any-Nrandon

anti-Brandon

by Anonymousreply 90August 10, 2013 11:57 AM

who is lying. He had 10 FB friends. That's not a lie.

by Anonymousreply 91August 10, 2013 1:42 PM

For what it's worth, this dialog was had on the ongoing group message this morning:

[quote]Connor Romeros: Did they delete his account??? 9:45am

[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: Looks like. Idt this is real 9:45am

[quote]Connor Romeros: Really? Even with his brothers posts? Lord I hope not what makes you think that tho 9:46am

[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: Even his brother didnt know. I talked to him he said he doesn't know what's going on 9:46am

[quote]Connor Romeros: Oh.. I hope not I really do 9:46am

[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: Someone called from Brandon's phone and said he's dead. He told me to find Lisa???? Idk who that is so idk what else to do 9:47am

[quote]Connor Romeros: =| 9:47am

[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: I can't find anything on local news sites and messages several local news channels that HAD NOT heard of a body found shot 9:47am

[quote]Connor Romeros: This whole situation has had me upset all day yesterday and last night 9:47am

[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: Me too BAD

by Anonymousreply 92August 10, 2013 1:56 PM

Dead Brandon Bump

by Anonymousreply 93August 10, 2013 3:26 PM

So, essentially, Brandon banged himself.

by Anonymousreply 94August 10, 2013 3:54 PM

Yes it is a lie that he only had 10 FB friends. I was actually one f his Facebook friends. And there were certainly more than 10 people who posted oh is wall, and the group message that went out to all of his friends had over 100 contacts.

Plus, his Friend list was set to private (because I tried too look at it to see if he had any other Wade's as friends) so there's no way you would have even known how many friends he had.

So yes, you are lying. Which is VERY weird.

I'm not saying he's dead or not, but that was clearly his real Facebook account since we have video if him, his family posting and pictures of him and people posting stories about him that have verly clearly real and active profiles.

The dude was cray, if you want to bash him, bash him on the fact that he was a sociopath. No need to make shit up. Geez.

by Anonymousreply 95August 10, 2013 4:35 PM

Is someone dead or not? And yes by dead I mean "dead."

by Anonymousreply 96August 10, 2013 5:00 PM

Someone said Brandon's baby died of SIDS, but Brandon refuted it saying that poster was not him.

by Anonymousreply 97August 10, 2013 5:02 PM

His obituary was posted:

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by Anonymousreply 98August 10, 2013 6:02 PM

If this is all a joke, then it might just be the sickest one yet - even for DL because Andy Kaufman he's not.

If he actually did die, may he RIP.

by Anonymousreply 99August 10, 2013 6:06 PM

How did he die?

by Anonymousreply 100August 10, 2013 6:10 PM

May I please bang him next?

by Anonymousreply 101August 10, 2013 6:11 PM

R100, apparent suicide, with a gun.

by Anonymousreply 102August 10, 2013 6:15 PM

How did anyone know where Brandon supposedly worked? Must have missed those threads.

by Anonymousreply 103August 10, 2013 6:16 PM

The obituary simply says "passed away tragically" which usually indicates suicide.

His brother seems pissed.

by Anonymousreply 104August 10, 2013 6:22 PM

His brother sounds like a moron. Blaming the gf for not having a funeral for the guy who dumped her and ran after he knocked her up. Yeah, okay.

Note to next of kin: yeah, that's you, LOSER Steven Wade, brother of the deceased. Pay for the damn funeral yourself, you cheap bastard.

by Anonymousreply 105August 10, 2013 6:27 PM

Mysteriously, all of the "RIP" comments have disappeared from Brandon's FB wall. I won't post a link because I'm scurred this thread will be deleted. But if someone else could confirm, that'd be great.

by Anonymousreply 106August 10, 2013 6:35 PM

R106, apparently the page has been memorialized and only friends can see those posts. The friend request option has also been removed.

by Anonymousreply 107August 10, 2013 6:38 PM

LOL @ that obit.

Dear lord, up your catfish game for the next round, honey.

by Anonymousreply 108August 10, 2013 6:38 PM

I did an obit search for "Wade" in California for the entire week. Guess whose name didn't come up? Half-assed Photoshop job.

Don't believe me? Take a closer look at that obit jpg. In the upper-left corner under "Stephen Wade", you'll find the words "Capitol & California" (partially clipped). That is the Sacramento Bee. Now search the last name "Wade" in the obit link below. Change the date to today's date. See if 'Brandon' pops up. Guess what? You won't find him.

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by Anonymousreply 109August 10, 2013 6:54 PM

R109, I think he was just born in California, but grew up (and died) in Texas. He was recently living in Washington for work.

by Anonymousreply 110August 10, 2013 7:00 PM

R110, use the same link to search for "Wade" during the last 3 days in the entire fucking United States. You still won't find Brandon. You've been pwned, troll.

by Anonymousreply 111August 10, 2013 7:04 PM

It's only make believe.

by Anonymousreply 112August 10, 2013 9:35 PM

But what about his 10 Facebook friends? What did they have to say?

by Anonymousreply 113August 11, 2013 3:16 AM

If he's dead, will the "Mormon dude" be converting him post-mortem like they do to the rest of us?

by Anonymousreply 114August 11, 2013 3:23 AM

Utterly fucking pathetic. Most of all that the troll is still here, pretending it didn't do all this horseshit itself.

Honestly, there are people in this world who are incredibly sick, but who don't want to harm themselves -- they just want to fuck with other human beings' minds online.

They are pond scum. One of the reasons I can't deal with the troll-hunting groups is that they maintain a very sympathetic attitude toward the trolls they catch, especially when they turn out to be teenaged girls. I know they can't be prosecuted or anything, but I don't feel any of them deserve kindness or forgiveness.

by Anonymousreply 115August 11, 2013 4:39 AM

Don't take it so personal, r115. Online personas are a kind of performance art.

by Anonymousreply 116August 11, 2013 5:28 AM

Lol r114

by Anonymousreply 117August 11, 2013 5:28 AM

Might not be a bad idea to include in your will 1) Delete FB account immediately. 2) No roadside memorial with fat girls hugging and (ugh) bending over to arrange fuzzy toys. 3) No one admitted at funeral in flip-flops. Tanks okay unless fat.

by Anonymousreply 118August 11, 2013 7:07 AM

what what's going? Where's Brandon?

by Anonymousreply 119August 11, 2013 1:05 PM

Where does this fantasy of the "beautiful Mormon" come from? Most of them are doughy with gross, spotty skin and that awful, inbred, borderline Down's look. Just yuck.

by Anonymousreply 120August 11, 2013 1:24 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 121August 2, 2014 9:09 PM

Congrats!

by Anonymousreply 122August 3, 2014 1:41 AM

So Brandon, where are you? Still with us?

by Anonymousreply 123March 8, 2018 2:07 PM
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