I don't really say this about other dudes, but the guy was beautiful. And so very dumb.
I didn't know he was Mormon when I went over there. Really fit. Gorgeous face, hair and teeth. Dimples.
He said he doesn't talk politics but that he voted for Bush in the last election.
[quote]he voted for Bush in the last election.
Are you posting from 2004?
I'll bite. And?
He voted for George Bush in the 2012 election?
You fucked a cute, "special" Mormon. Is that what you're telling us?
His words were "I voted for Bush in the last election".
[quote]And so very dumb.
We should have a pool, estimated amount of posts before this thread is deleted.
Now, Amish dudes I could see getting fixated on, but the whole Mormon thing, oh well... and just out of curiousity, where was this place you went to when u reference "when I went over there" ? Just curious.
Was he wearing magic underwear?
Can't even factcheck your delusions.
Lame, Sister Mary Brandon.
If you're going to troll, at least frame it in something believable? Bush??? Really?? FAIL!!!
Maybe OP meant that the young lad voted for Bush the last time he voted.
Are there any news reports of retarded mormons boys found in somebody's refrigerator in mason jars?
Yeah, he said Bush. And we're in Texas so didn't mean Jeb. He's clearly not bright, but he was very sweet. Perhaps he just misspoke because he is only 22 so he can't have ever even voted for Bush. He did say he didnt like to talk politics or religion. I honestly don't remember how being Mormon came up but we were very stoned.
R6, his house. He lives with his mom who was not there. We've been talking on Grindr for a couple of days. I'm visiting Texas this summer for some personal business that is eating up a lot of time so I haven't had much time to just chill and he invited me over to smoke and play Injustice.
It was fun.
And despite my teasing, he was a cool dude.
Pic or it didn't happen.
"I didn't know he was Mormon when I went over there."
Your first clue should've been the sign over his front door that read "Missionary".
Please post a link to someone who looks like him. Thank you, Barney.
Brandon, seriously I wish I could date you. I like sociopaths. I'm probably one myself. I like seeing destructive people in action.
I once allowed a couple of Mormons into my place who were going door to door in order to just fuck with them (not in the sexual way). I rather liked toying with them, pretending I was interested in what they had to say. I took a copy of the Book of Mormon from them. They came back the next week thinking they had a "prospect". I didn't answer. I'd had my fun and was satisfied.
Meh. My threads always get deleted anyway so why not:
He's cute, Brandon, and has lovely eyes. What's that thing he has on his right arm?
Is that the Mormon? He's cute. More details!
Did you douche beforehand?
Oh wait, you already are.
Mmmm, Brandon. I'll be Mormon for you, baby.
[quote]Did you douche beforehand?
Before fucking him in his ass? No.
More details please!
How's your daughter?
I think Brandon just found himself a boyfriend.
[quote]I think Brandon just found himself a boyfriend.
[quote]How's your daughter?
Skylar is good. She almost never cries. She doesn't sleep much but when she does she prefers to lay on my chest. I'm going back to Seattle next month and even though I'm ready to be out of Texas I'm gonna miss her. ):
Are you gonna see him again, OP?
Brandon, I'm willing to pay for your DNA: in a jar, spread on some undies, fresh from the tap - whatever. Are you up for it?
Wow, you should write for Broadway!
[quote]What's that thing he has on his right arm?
Who knows, but it probably involves "magic."
I think that's an armband to hold his iPod when he's running.
[quote]he invited me over to smoke and play Injustice.
He was smoking in his Mormon mother's house? He really doesn't sound very bright. He doesn't sound very Mormon either.
You are a whore, darlin.
Brandon, please refer your friend to us. We'll pay a finder's fee.
Yes, but as he has posted, his threads tend to be deleted. And I would be happy with fully clothed pics. Actually, I would be happy with pics of Brandon and his daughter, but that is probably not considered unsafe in this day.
You're not that special. Maybe you should take up knitting.
Well, I liked your story anyway and believed it too. There were two of them at the door the other day, precious, both of them. I so wanted to have them in, listen to the sales pitch, then gradually bring up, you know, how maybe the church will change their policy on "some things" and watch them begin to squirm .. but I didn't.
Dayum that's a nice ass.
Hey B --
How's your Mormon trick?
I am pretty sure once Brandon is done with a trick, there can never be a repeat.
Brandon can only perform under "special" circumstances. There is unlikely to be a warm body left behind.
Is Brandon a serial killer? What does R60 mean?
Brandon is totally hot but way older than he says. Everyone knows you can tell how old someone is by their nose and ears.
Not a serial killer, yet, R61. He's just serial killer-ish. He's in an embryonic state the proper starter activities on his way there.
He's in an embryonic state engaging in the proper starter activities on his way there.
Did you once date a guy who lived in South Carolina who went by the AOL name "L8asever"? He hooked up with a Brandon who worked at a hotel in Virginia and moved to Texas. Just wondered!
That must have been another Brandon, R65. I was born in California, moved to Texas where I went to school, and then moved to Seattle in January of this year. Never even been to Virginia.
Matt (the Mormon) has sent me a few messages indicating he's like to chill again, but I haven't had a chance to respond. I don't have much free time lately.
r66/Brandon, why don't you have much free time these days?
All Seattle serial killers like to tear a piece out of Texas and Florida too. It's time consuming.
Plus he has his political career.
But yet you have time to read Datalounge and respond. AND post pictures of tricks online. Unknown to them.
SUCH a creep.
R17 Yeah, you probably are a sociopath.
We're gonna hang tonight.
Oh please be speaking literally.
Update, please. And maybe a new picture.
R73, I ended up meeting him at his friend's place because we couldn't use his house. We smoked. We played Xbox. He had to leave early because his sister needed help with her kids or something. I did hookup with his friend though who was really cute/nerdy. He's a medical student in Galveston.
hahaha Brandon, he passed you onto his friend, youre a piece of used meat
Isn't this a number in the Book of Mormon?
So you shot your load in his ass? Did you fuck him bareback?
[quote]hahaha Brandon, he passed you onto his friend, youre a piece of used meat
He actually tried to get me to leave at the same time as me and texted me several times asking what we did and when I left.
thats his tricks
Has the Mormom expressed his sympathies on the Facebook page?
Was it true that he had a child? :(
So fucking full of shit all along.
Can't believe anyone bought this.
Anyone else find it odd that "Brandon" only had 10 Facebook friends?
I posted on the other thread that at the height of his bizarre postings, emails were sent to his "employer" Marsh McLennan, or some such, and replies were received that no such person existed in their employ
Wait, has there been a development in the Brandon saga? Now he's dead or whatever?
The Queen is dead, long live the next troll to come around and pull you guys' chain.
I don't understand. If Brandon was fake why would he post that pic of that guy with a fat ass?
'his' Facebook account has been deleted.
[quote]Anyone else find it odd that "Brandon" only had 10 Facebook friends?
Haha why are you LYING? The any-Nrandon sect seem to lie more than he does.
He had dozens of people posting on his FB wall yesterday. There was a group message sent out to his friends yesterday that included at least 100 people.
His rother posted onhis wall, with pictures of them together, and pictures of Brandon from when he was in high school.
And then there's this video that Branon himself posted on Datalounge last year where he mentions the board and talks about specific things we were discussing. Yes, I sav it because I thought he was cute, but I know he had his problems, but it's clear he was at least the person he claimed to be.
Now, the details of his life may have been a lie, but he was certainly the guy from the pictures.
who is lying. He had 10 FB friends. That's not a lie.
For what it's worth, this dialog was had on the ongoing group message this morning:
[quote]Connor Romeros: Did they delete his account???
[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: Looks like. Idt this is real
[quote]Connor Romeros: Really? Even with his brothers posts? Lord I hope not what makes you think that tho
[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: Even his brother didnt know. I talked to him he said he doesn't know what's going on
[quote]Connor Romeros: Oh.. I hope not I really do
[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: Someone called from Brandon's phone and said he's dead. He told me to find Lisa???? Idk who that is so idk what else to do
[quote]Connor Romeros: =|
[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: I can't find anything on local news sites and messages several local news channels that HAD NOT heard of a body found shot
[quote]Connor Romeros: This whole situation has had me upset all day yesterday and last night
[quote]Jessica Jhii Brasil: Me too BAD
Dead Brandon Bump
So, essentially, Brandon banged himself.
Yes it is a lie that he only had 10 FB friends. I was actually one f his Facebook friends. And there were certainly more than 10 people who posted oh is wall, and the group message that went out to all of his friends had over 100 contacts.
Plus, his Friend list was set to private (because I tried too look at it to see if he had any other Wade's as friends) so there's no way you would have even known how many friends he had.
So yes, you are lying. Which is VERY weird.
I'm not saying he's dead or not, but that was clearly his real Facebook account since we have video if him, his family posting and pictures of him and people posting stories about him that have verly clearly real and active profiles.
The dude was cray, if you want to bash him, bash him on the fact that he was a sociopath. No need to make shit up. Geez.
Is someone dead or not? And yes by dead I mean "dead."
Someone said Brandon's baby died of SIDS, but Brandon refuted it saying that poster was not him.
If this is all a joke, then it might just be the sickest one yet - even for DL because Andy Kaufman he's not.
If he actually did die, may he RIP.
How did he die?
May I please bang him next?
R100, apparent suicide, with a gun.
How did anyone know where Brandon supposedly worked? Must have missed those threads.
The obituary simply says "passed away tragically" which usually indicates suicide.
His brother seems pissed.
His brother sounds like a moron. Blaming the gf for not having a funeral for the guy who dumped her and ran after he knocked her up. Yeah, okay.
Note to next of kin: yeah, that's you, LOSER Steven Wade, brother of the deceased. Pay for the damn funeral yourself, you cheap bastard.
Mysteriously, all of the "RIP" comments have disappeared from Brandon's FB wall. I won't post a link because I'm scurred this thread will be deleted. But if someone else could confirm, that'd be great.
R106, apparently the page has been memorialized and only friends can see those posts. The friend request option has also been removed.
LOL @ that obit.
Dear lord, up your catfish game for the next round, honey.
I did an obit search for "Wade" in California for the entire week. Guess whose name didn't come up? Half-assed Photoshop job.
Don't believe me? Take a closer look at that obit jpg. In the upper-left corner under "Stephen Wade", you'll find the words "Capitol & California" (partially clipped). That is the Sacramento Bee. Now search the last name "Wade" in the obit link below. Change the date to today's date. See if 'Brandon' pops up. Guess what? You won't find him.
R109, I think he was just born in California, but grew up (and died) in Texas. He was recently living in Washington for work.
R110, use the same link to search for "Wade" during the last 3 days in the entire fucking United States. You still won't find Brandon. You've been pwned, troll.
It's only make believe.
But what about his 10 Facebook friends? What did they have to say?
If he's dead, will the "Mormon dude" be converting him post-mortem like they do to the rest of us?
Utterly fucking pathetic. Most of all that the troll is still here, pretending it didn't do all this horseshit itself.
Honestly, there are people in this world who are incredibly sick, but who don't want to harm themselves -- they just want to fuck with other human beings' minds online.
They are pond scum. One of the reasons I can't deal with the troll-hunting groups is that they maintain a very sympathetic attitude toward the trolls they catch, especially when they turn out to be teenaged girls. I know they can't be prosecuted or anything, but I don't feel any of them deserve kindness or forgiveness.
Don't take it so personal, r115. Online personas are a kind of performance art.
Might not be a bad idea to include in your will 1) Delete FB account immediately. 2) No roadside memorial with fat girls hugging and (ugh) bending over to arrange fuzzy toys. 3) No one admitted at funeral in flip-flops. Tanks okay unless fat.
what what's going? Where's Brandon?
Where does this fantasy of the "beautiful Mormon" come from? Most of them are doughy with gross, spotty skin and that awful, inbred, borderline Down's look. Just yuck.