She found out the "hard way" all douches are not created equal. WTF?
I know there is a commercials thread but this one is just terrifying and baffling to me. The woman says: "I found out the hard way not all douches are created equal." The in the background two business women are sort of whispering too each other. What the fuck happened to this woman? What is the "hard way?" Can someone help me imagine what happend to this woman. Cheryl are you out there?
That Draino douche is not equal...so yeah.
Pfft! As if I didn't already know this!
When I read the thread title, I honestly believed it was a woman referring to having dated douchey guys of varying degrees and backgrounds in her past. It wasn't until I got to the Cheryl reference... This really was a commercial?
She got married.
Bits of cottage cheese were falling out of her skirt due to a raging yeast infection and she didn't have any clean panties.
What the fuck is the thread even about?
She still got a UTI.
More women should douche. I don't need to smell you before I can see you.
Omg I just got it. That is just foul.
She means some douches suck more than others. They're all completely ridiculous, unhealthy, and only used my women over 75 that cling to the year 1955.
Trust me, the CVS brand Spring Breeze and it SUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKED! I needed hurricane force gales to clear the air.
So high school girls don't use them r10?
Douching is completely unnecessary, if one knows basic hygiene.
Yeah, yeah. Easy for YOU to say, R13. Clean as a whistle everywhere. It comes from DEEP inside of me.
Cheryl, there is no douche in existence that can quell your stench.
Is this the same way that Jill discovered about periods?
"The Trouble With Yeast" was the AfterSchool special right after "Sissy's Pizza Bread."
Have y'all seen the commercial for the odor wet wipes. It starts off in the same way, basically, "not all wipes are the same and keep you fresh. You have to wonder what kind of rancid cooters these women are walking around with.
Every woman I've ever spoken with says that the vagina is a self cleaning organ.
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