First of all, they can all come jump into bed with me. We'll have a real good time! But the is the DL and, thus, no time for shits and giggles. So let's ANALyze our options:
1. Chris Evans - Near perfect pecs with nice nipple placement. Personally speaking, I'd prefer darker areoles and perhaps slightly larger.
2. Henry Cavill - Again, very near perfection, but perhaps slightly less upper hair on the chest. Extra points because you have armpit hair showing and that makes me feel funny, you know, down there. Also love the treasure trail. Makes me think of a nice hairy, natural bush.
3. Joe Manganiello - He's always been a favorite and love the True Blood gratuitous butt shots but this picture makes me think that the 'roids have an account with him. That disappoints.
Following the House Hunters International model, I'll need to eliminate one of them. Joe, I'm sorry, but he 'roids need to go. That leaves Chris and Henry. Very difficult. Chris is quite my type but Henry has that great British accent. Based on the pictures alone, I'm afraid that the tits, pits and treasure trail will prevail. Sorry, Chris. Henry, come on down!!!
Joe looks oily. I'll go for Chris.
Henry all the way. I bet loves shooting his cum all over his chest and rub it in.
Cavill is a beauty, but is his chest hair trimmed under his pecs?!?!
Cavill is so fuckin hot. Grrrrrrrrr
I've never been a big fan of Manganiello, but something about him is doing it for me in that picture at r3.
What do these black guys have to do with the tit-off?
None of the ones shown, including R15-R18's peevish trolling. Although Ealy comes close to appearing natural and human at the same time.
Evans always looks like he has pumped immediately before a scene, and that they will deflate immediately after (as he snorts a line and reaches for more "tit booster".
Cavill looks like he's been using the same program as Jackman - there's something machine-made and disproportioned in how the tits go with the rest of the torso.
Similar with "Manganiello," there's something both effete and brutish in the effect - a tech. job that left out the midsection, which looks like it's pulled from another body.