Woman with Loaded Gun in Vagina Shoots Herself in Foot
26-year-old Christie Dawn Harris of Oklahoma was sentenced to 25 years for the pistol in the vagina, and also for the crystal meth baggies that were found in her ass. Harris was found sitting in a car with another woman and was deemed suspicious. Seeing drug paraphernalia, she was taken in and searched.
You think her feet smell? Imagine if she had shot herself in the "up" direction.
Airline attendant: Ma'am, I believe you will have to check your gun before boarding the plane.
Dumb bitch: No, I'll just put it in my vagina. But thanks.
Perhaps pregnant women in Texas should tuck a six-shooter in their cunnyflaps if they want to have an abortion. Legislators there don't respect vaginas, but they certainly respect the right to carry a gun anywhere and for any reason.
What a cunt.
"That girl has got a gun in her vagina !!"
That's quite a feet.
Now that's a power pussy.
Looking at the heading, I figured OP didn't know how to spell Virginia.
I think she was prepared to blow some guy's head off.
The minute I saw her name was "Christie Dawn Harris", I knew she was a redneck fool.
Wait... this didn't happen in Florida?
I just got tired of all these men shooting blanks.
That vagina must have had some very loose lips.
Great, now who'll be selling meth at Michfest?
I heard that when the found the gun up there she at first claimed it was a water piss-tol.
Is that why they call it a "gunt"?
"She Bangs! She Bangs!"
So that's what a Pussy Riot is, I've been wondering.
This happens all the time.
They can take away my gun when they pry it from my cold dead snatch.
Better than Vagina Dentata, R24. LOL
I don't think I washed this one. I think I would have noticed the pistol.
How big was the gun?
Is that a gun in your labia, or are you just happy to see me?
This is why I don't buy used guns. You don't know where they've been.
Hi, I have a gun in my pussy and meth in my ass and I come from the beautiful state of Oklahoma!
"Did you hear that? Was that a gun or do you think it was just a motorcycle backfiring?"
The crabs in Christie Dawn Harris's cooter
R27 I want to know this as well.
Gwen, I believe that's "warshed" her vagina.
This entire thread needs to go up on W&W.
So is her boyfriend 'pistol-whipped' or 'pussy-whipped'?
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
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