- Jessie's boobs rise like the cadence of a Maya Angelou poem.
- Jeremy Bilding
- Chris Hemsworth.
- Jesse! Because of the face above them.
- Cillian Murphy
- Joe Manganiello is sex on a stick.
- Robert Buckley!
- Tits bump
- Nice big tits though.
- Jesse has pec implants. He got them when he was on Passions.
- Jesse Metcalfe... who is he? Who [italic]was[/italic] he?
- Victor Mature
- R3, I correct, CH has the best DELTS, not pecs
- [quote]sex on a stick
What does that mean, "sex on a stick"? It's one of the dumbest phrases in the English language.
- Y&R's Billy Miller
- To me Chris Hemsworth's body in Thor is the gold standard of the male upper body.
- General Hospital's Brandon Barash has great tits
- This Poll Is Useless Without Pics !!
- Despite what many of you think, Jesse Metcalfe has a great rack
- Which famous guys have feminine looking tits?
- R21 What kind of moron even [italic]thinks[/italic] in those terms?
- R22, I do.
- R23 Why? Don't you like men?
- R24, I like men with feminine features. I find that combination interesting and sexy.
- R21, do you do drag?
- Whose "tits" do you find "feminine"?
- No, R26. I find naturally feminine-featured men attractive not those who make themselves look that way. I, myself, am not feminine or a drag.
- R22, you must be new here. R21 is obsessed with male celebrities that have feminine features.
It could be a thread about old Chevy pick-ups or Republican hypocrisy and they'll find a way to insert their -- who has the most feminine? or why do think they're feminine? or what about them makes them feminine? -- questions.
I've come to admire his/her ingenuity in inserting the question.
Of course, this thread has his/her name written all over it.
- Thanks, R29. Now I know. I'll ignore "man" and "tits" when they appear next to each other from now on.
- I am surprised no clear frontrunner has emerged.
- Up for my feminine features obsession.
- I like a troll who owns his trollhood, R33.
- Thank you, R34.
- Two of the only things Chris Evens will be famous for: Tits, bad dye jobs, and body waxing.
Hopefully future generations will not remember the horrible horrible body waxing.
- Who is Write-In? I don't think I've seen anything he's done.
- This thread needs more pictures.
DL fave Matt Bomer has a nice rack.
- r31 Here they are:
- r38 Matt Bomer is perfect. He has pecs, not tits.
- I'm with R40. Tits are on chicks.
- Mickey Rourke's man tits:
- Gotta love Mickey. The man has always had some serious swag.
- Simon Cowell needs a bro/mansiere.
- I'd like to nominate Jon Favreau. I've never seen a creamier, more luscious and titty-fuckable pair of tits on a man. Ever.
- I think Jesse Metcalfe has bigger boobs than most women I encounter.
- Jesse set the standard for man tits.
- Jared Padalecki
- R48 Yes very true.
- Love Jesse Metcalfes tits.
- Happy to see Sam Trammell represented on here. Also, Eddie McClintock has a nice pair of big naturals.
- James Purefoy
- r52 [quote]Eddie McClintock has a nice pair of big naturals.
- [quote]Two of the only things Chris Evens will be famous for: Tits, bad dye jobs, and body waxing.
He doesn't wax his body. Only for Captain America, but he normall keeps his chest hairy.
- Sal Mineo's were quite beautiful.
- Sal was at least an A cup. Not nearly voluptuous enough.
- Lou Ferrigno had great pecs
- Arnold Schwarzenegger had some of the greatest pecs to grace the silver screen.
- Sal Mineo?
- lovin these tits~!
- The Green Arrow guy.
- The Green Arrow guy's cousin - Robbie Amell
- Robbie Amell has INCREDIBLE tits. I wish I remembered him when I made the poll.
They look like they're following you around the room.
- Dave Franco and his starter tits
- Great photo of Dave Franco's titplay r66.
- Matt Damon has a nice set of tits. I want him to breastfeed me.
- What steroids can do for you:
- Nick Lachey's breasts.
- Nick's tempting cleavage:
- r68 Matt Damon is hot as fucking hell.
- He used to, r20, until he got the wrong size implant.
- Btw thank you OP for including Mehcad Brooks. His body is incredible and he hardly gets the recognition he deserves for it.
- So, are Damon's and Lachey's tits womanly? Anything else womanly about their bodies?
- No, R75, there's nothing womanly about them, however both have gay ankles just like Heath Ledger.
Their pussies stink.
- I just licked the screen. r74
- I am surprised Kellan has not been very competitive, I thought his tits were big with the folks here.
- Chad Michael Murray.
- r79 Kellan has pecs.
- I like guy with an average, or small pecs. To me it gives a certain elegance. The trend is that as we age, the pec in some ways inflates, looking like a dove's chest. I don't like that.
Big muscled chest usually looks better on young guys because of tone's consistency, but the flatter is the chest, the better is for aging, I think.
- Vin Diesel's rack:
- Pick of the pecs? Puke!
Plush pussy pillows preferred!
- Hemsworth is unreal
- No R81, Kellan has tits.
- My rack looks like Vin Diesels @ r83. If I eat too much they look like tits and if I watch what I eat they look like pecs. I know Im fucked when I get older and they start to sag
- r87 Here you are:
- What's the difference when people on this thread refer to "pecs" versus "tits"?
- lol r88 you're mean!
- "Tits" includes an assessment of the nipples and areolae, R89.
- Daniel Craig's tits are mighty fine.
- Tits are more three-dimensional than pecs.
- A-rod's melting breasts:
- Zac Efron has pecs.
- r93 [quote]Tits are more three-dimensional than pecs.
- To rephrase--pecs have to reach a certain size and prominence before there can be considered tits. Also, moobs are always tits.
- But are all tits moobs?
- R95, Zac Efron has everything. Including me, if he wants me.
- No, r86, Kellan has pecs. His pectoral muscles are too flat. They haven't reached tit status yet. It's because he's skinny.
- R100, that's one of the best Kellan Lutz pics I've seen. Usually, I can't see what people see in him, but your pic makes that perfectly clear.
- Sgt. Hatred
- I'm not going to argue with a person who is clearly so blind as to not see that Kellan has tits.
- Kellan's pecs. He's a smoker, which is why he's so skinny.
- Henry Cavill's delicious tits:
- You know there are plenty of photos of Henry's tits where they are actually visible, R105.
- r106 It's also nice to see the showing through clothing.
- Any why isn't Janet Jackson among the poll options?
- Henry is hot as hell in those pics. The sweater really did a lot for him, accentuating his ample bosom!
- stephen amell
- Glenn Close.
- [quote]Glenn Close.
That's soooooooo funny. You really have a wicked sense of humor.
- I can't believe more DLers voted for Nomi Malone than for the black guy.
Wait a minute, yes I can.
- When the implants were newer; all waxed and polished.
- That's because she's dazzling, she's exciting, and she's very, very sexy
- R114 Once you've had implants implanted, is it difficult to replace them with ones that are a smaller/better size?
- r114 HOT!
- Don't men get tits from pot smoking?
- Prince Adam's fabulous tits:
- r119 Love the thong. So sexy.
- Is that actually Chad Michael Murray in the upper left of the pic at R80 with the Hitler Youth haircut? It doesn't look like him.
- Anyone else want to point out that the freak at r119/r120 responded to himself?
- Prince Adam is gorgeous.
- How pathetic that a drawing can't have better tits than all the men in OP's poll.
- Henry's tits:
- There seems to be a few pounds difference between Kellan at R100 and Kellan at R104. There's more beef on him at 104.
- Here are some new photos of Jesse and his hairy tits.
- He's beautiful, R127. The tattoos aren't.
- "Beef," R126, or tallow?
- Jesse Metcalfe: tits and tats
- Jesse actually looks like Tyler Hoechlin in those new pics. Tyler also has an incredible set of tits and I wish I had included him in the poll.
- I'll bet Jesse says a little prayer every day in gratitude that he no longer has to work with "Theresita."
- Chris Evans.
- Who has jerked off to this picture? None of you? Riiiiight.
- Mario Lopez's steroid induced tits:
- Manganiello, by far... :o
- Gymnast Louis Smith's rack:
- they dance too!
- Ugh, R138. With that face, who's going to click?
- "Best Man Tits in Hollywood", r137 ...
- Do Bollywood tits count?
- No, Bollywood tits do not count.
- r87 When the time comes just get pec implants.
- [quote]Best Man Tits
Isn't that an oxymoron?
- Who's the guy in the left? His tits are sumptuous. I bet he wears a thong.
- I don't know, R145, but you're right. His tits are perfect!
- I'd like to be sandwiched between Kellan Lutz and Zac Efron.
- The always so beautiful Jesse Metcalfe's awesome tits:
- Austin Peck has beautiful tits.
- Henry and Chris in the lead
- Kellan Lutz on the right.
- I still say Favreau has got the creamiest, most bulbous set of tits
- Bea Arthur
- He's not Hollywood and the pic is very much photoshopped, but Jeff Timmons (formerly of the boy band 98 Degrees) has a nice set of tits in this photo.
- Laura Prepon
- It's no illusion, Jeff Timmons always had a great rack. It's perfectly sculpted and round.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-26mzVe9T6dQ/T05wv9l-V5I/AAAAAAAAFbQ/eJgHrT7uyrk/s400/jeff timmons chippendales3.jpg
- I read that Austin Peck was the first soap actor to get pec implants. Maybe he was the inspiration for Jesse Metcalfe to go for it, too.
- Damn Jesse Metcalfe is fine as hell.
- [quote]I read that Austin Peck was the first soap actor to get pec implants.
I always thought that his pecs were a little too...round...or something.
- "Men with feminine-looking breasts suffer humiliation and are the butt of jokes wherever they go. Gynecomastia refers to the condition where men develop feminine, large breasts. It affects as much as 30% of men and even the medical term, Gynecomastia, has been derived from the Greek words for ‘woman-like breasts'. Its symptoms sometimes include milk-secretion. While not harmful to the person suffering from it, it is a permanent embarrassment and can create social and psychological awkwardness in them."
- Grey Poupon
- If you sucked hard enough, I'm sure you could draw milk from some of these guys.
- It looks like Kellan pumped his pecs and had his nipples fluffed, too.
- Kellan Lutz.
- Jesse Metcalfe's perky tits:
- Jesse's awesome rack:
- Are these pics of Jesse old? He looks like his tits are smaller now.
- Those are recent pics, R168.
- I think Jesse had his implants reduced.
- David Gregory has great pecs!!!
- R171, who is the other guy in the video?
- Scott Evans and Brett Claywell
- Ashton from Sean Cody - Woof!
- They're still big, R170.
- The gorgeous Jesse Metcalfe's amazing man tits:
- Is he wearing a mesh shirt, R176? How very... International Male.
- Jesse sure knows how to tastefully show off his titties. I know I couldnt have a conversation with him in that shirt without staring at his man boobs.
- Is he lactating?
- Dylan Neal had a great chest.
- I voted for Henry Cavill because his chest is broad, defined, strong, fur-dusted, and accompanied by that handsome face of his.
Jesse Metcalfe is very 10 years ago and yeah his chest is big, but it's also somehow kinda boobies-like.
- [quote]yeah his chest is big, but it's also somehow kinda boobies-like.
That's what puts Jesse's tits over the top, IMHO
- R182, "over the top" in a good or bad way?
- In a good way r183, as in I want to take naps on his ample bosom.
- Is Jesse Metcalfe white?
- Henry Cavill's pecs and bulge. How many inches is he packing? 7?
- Mark Wahlberg and his spectacular jugs.
- Do you call guys' assholes "pussies"?
- It would be interesting to know which celeb shows his pecs in the most pictures.
- r187 How do people just walk around looking that? Lucky bastard.
- [quote]Do you call guys' assholes "pussies"?
- R189, you must be new here.
- Wahlberg has always had great tits.
- r194 I wanna cum on them.
- r189, men's assholes are known as "mussies".
- 195 posts and no mention of Chandler ("Days of Our Lives") Massey's hot huge titties??
- Kellan Lutz seems to show his more than most others on the list.
- I'll go with Kellan.
- Hosea Chanchez's big tiddays
- I will vote for Mehcad Brooks because I think he is handsome and also because black people are rarely included in these types of polls.
- I would have won this poll, if only my schedule on "True Blood" weren't so tit-shrinking.
- [quote] I will vote for Mehcad Brooks because I think he is handsome and also because black people are rarely included in these types of polls.
Hot bitches like Mehcad Brooks don't need your pity.
- Kellan Lutz!
- R200, those are some seriously big Man-Bazoombas on Mr. Chanchez
- Seann William Scott's tits
- Mark Wahlberg and his gyno tits
- Stiffer is starting to go the Ryan Phillippe route with his inked up forearms.
Is he still closeted?
- Hollywood's hottest hunk
- "Hollywood's hottest hunk"
I somewhat tend to agree, R210.
- Chris Evans is back in the lead.
- Photoshop much in R210's pic?
- I must have missed something, but who is that in the pic at [R210]?
- R214, that is Kellan Lutz. He has been known to go commando from time to time. That's a pretty good fake, if it is indeed fake.
- What's Kellan's skin color?
- Chris Hemsworth for sure.
- Cole Hauser
- Billy Miller's luscious moobs.
- Another vote for Robert Buckley's tits
- Has Robert Buckley ever done a TV show or film where he keeps his shirt on?
- I don' t think he has, R222
- R210 Nice view down there...
- Jesse Metcalf's pec implants look as if they slipped a little.
- Cavill and Evans are on top in this poll.
- Kevin Lutz is best because he keeps showing them.
- Mehcad is hot and handsome. And, I agree with the earlier poster that he gets bonus points from me because so many on here won't even think of black men as hot.
- Sam Trammell could have been left off this list.
- Kellan Lutz displays his more than most others on OP's list.
- Matt Bomer has small and elegant nipples.
- You all need to see Kellan Lutz in Hercules. He wins this poll in my book, hands down.
The movie is an homage to his BEAUTIFUL pecs. The movie is a complete piece of crap but the long and lustful shots of his bare chest, nipples (and some other cast members) made it worth every penny I spent. I LOVED it!
- Lutz would get my vote if he wasn't always waxed to death.
- Check out my ample cleavage, guys!
- Must be Jesse Metcalfe!
- It would be great to see all these guys on a runway for some real judging.
- Jude Law
- Call the policeman! R12 has escaped from the Shady Pines rest home!
- Chris Evans at 19% is right behind Henry Cavill at 20%.
Does Jesse Metcalfe deserve to be in this since it's said that he has pec implants?
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- I'm surprised Joe Manganiello is only third place in poll.
- Henry Cavill has passed 20%.
- As well he should, R245.
- Austin Peck was the first celeb that word got out about implants. They give a different glow from under the skin than where real muscle is situated.
- Hunky Cavill back in the lead.
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