Skyler Rain was born on June 20, 2013.
Her mother is a chick I used to bang in Texas. She's a good chick, her family has money and they're not Republicans, so Skyler is in good hands.
I've actually been in Texas since her birth. Luckily my job allows me to work remotely, so I've been able to spend time with my girl. Which is nice because I probably won't ever see her again once I go back to Seattle, outside of pictures.
Any other dads on here?
We don't fucking care, Douche.
Yes. And let me say that most of the dads here are going to find your post offensive. For the most part, we are dads by choice. In many cases we had to work damn hard to have children. They weren't an accident with a "chick I used to bang in Texas". You sound like an insensitive douche.
This thread is useless without pictures of your cum cannon.
Hopefully she doesn't inherit your psychosis.
Oh, and being a parent (planned or unplanned) doesn't automatically make people noble beings, R2.
Skyler Rain? With a name like that she'll be dancing naked from a brass pole when she's 18.
My own personal experience with becoming a father shouldn't diminish anyone else's, and I did not intend to be insensitive to those who have not come across fatherhood as easily as I.
I apologize, R2.
R5, the mother probably had tiny acrylic hooker heels for the baby to wear home. By this time, she has three piercings in each ear and a wee brass practice pole.
[quote]Her mother is a chick I used to bang in Texas. She's a good chick, her family has money and they're not Republicans, so Skyler is in good hands.
So did you call babymamma "chick" as you conceived this demon spawn, Brandon Douche?
Brandon, apology accepted.
R4, It is not about being noble. Brandon's post is similar to going on a site for people who are at the end of their unemployment benefits and posting that you found a job within a week of being unemployed and you didn't even have to look for it. It just fell in your lap.
I think you have no idea what many Gay and Lesbian people have to go through in order to have children. It is not just a matter of going to Willimas Sonoma and buying a turkey baster.
R8, he called her his cum dumpster.
You paid $18 to post this at a gay forum?
Economically Suspect, Toots.
So, Brandon, will you be deep frying the child, selling it for meth, or merely using it to justify your behavior?
R12, no, I paid $18 to post a lot of things. I've been posting here for like 2 years and have verified my identity plenty of times
R13, I'm not going to be involved in her life. I don't possess the necessary emotional availability. She will be getting 20% of my salary, though.
Did baby mamma tell,you she was on the pill?
R16, no, but she was a senior in high school at the time and planning on going to UT Austin (which she still is), so I kind of figured she wouldn't want to be pregnant. I didn't ask her to get an abortion, though, or even bring it up. I like the idea that there's someone else out there with my DNA.
[quote]I like the idea that there's someone else out there with my DNA.
Other than your mama's ass?
Brandon seems to love to post his hetero conquests on here. We get it, Brandon, you're bi self is so much better than us lowly gay guys.
Brandon, you are young and immature. Enjoy the moment, but stating that her family has money is so narcissistic. The new mom will grow and develop and change. You will be an afterthought and not a really pleasant one. Savor the moment, but grow up.
Congrats. But you aren't the only bi guy here who bangs chicks and makes babies.
Why would you not pay 50% of your daughter's needs? Saddling the mother with 80% isn't right. Be responsible.
For some strange reason, this is making me want a good hard fucking from Brandon. Seeking help.
R23, he said 20% of his salary, not 20% of the costs.
[quote]Why would you not pay 50% of your daughter's needs? Saddling the mother with 80% isn't right. Be responsible.
You're confused. She is getting 20% of my income.
Kids don't care about that emotional availability bullshit you're talking. Just be there, talk to her, teach her, spend time with her. It's not that hard. Go to therapy if you have so many issues. Being there is what matters.
Brandon had a child?!
There is no God.
Do you need childcare?
Is Brandon G/R/Umpy?
[quote]Which is nice because I probably won't ever see her again once I go back to Seattle, outside of pictures.
That is nice, for her. Can you do us the same favor, please?
Staying out of her life is a wise decision on your part. It's bad enough she carries your DNA; she doesn't need to be subjected to your insanity.
[quote]I've been posting here for like 2 years
Which goes against all of the times you have told us you have been posting here for 5 years.
You can't keep your lies straight, can you? I doubt you have a kid. Just more bullshit from you.
Interesting - Brandon's last name is Wade (he's posted his Facebook page here before), and here is a video of a "Skyler Rain Wade".
R34, that is why parents should monitor what their kids do on the Internet,
Seattle doesn't want you Brandon. Please move back to Texas.
[quote]Which goes against all of the times you have told us you have been posting here for 5 years.
Wrong! I've always said that I've been coming to DL for several years but only started posting here as myself around 2 years ago. Not sure why that matters, though. I'm just using estimates anyway.
Isn't Brandon Wade the owner of some sugar daddy website?
That vid, R34! Kid makes Honey Boo-Boo look like Helen Mirren.
I really didnt have a choice in the name. If I did her name would be Luka Holmes Wade. ;-P
R40, been there done that. Maybe one day if I'm off my meds again.
[quote]I'm not going to be involved in her life.
While I'm sure that is for the best, you are not a dad, just a sperm donor.
Mmmmmm, You should post a picture of a load Brandon.
R48 One that you've aimed for your face.
Who the hell is Brandon?
I'm tired of all these names like Schuyler; Wyler; Guyler; Tyler; Kyler. Why is that an attractive sound?
You were a sperm donor, dipshit. Do you plan on telling Little Skylar the circumstances in which she was conceived, or are you going to let Peggy Sue do it? I bet Skylar is going to have lots and lots of "uncles".
She's his Prom Night Cumdumpster Baby.
And he's takin' a stroll (all the way across the country).
Skyler: Mommy, we don't I have a daddy like the other kids?
Mom: Mommy used to be something of a slut and would let random men pound out the veal a blow their warm spunk in mommy's pussy.
After dating a couple of dudes in college, I am dating a chick now. Turns out, this week, we found out she is pregnant. I am gonna be a dad!
Can someone post a link to Brandon's FB or a picture?
No, R30. They are both socially impaired, but in different ways.
I bet Brandon is a shooter. Would love to see him shoot a five roper.
My goodness, babies are useless!
The thrill already wearing off, Brandon? Or did you just want to bump your thread?
Stay away from that baby, Brandon.
Does it have its father's eyes?
That's the plan.
WW @ R66
that video was posted in 2011
I dated a dude who has nine kids by the time he was 30. He is one hot bisexual jock. I now have a kid of my eye. Bisexuality rocks.
[quote]I now have a kid of my eye.
What does this mean?
Skyler passed away on Monday due to SIDS.
Rest In Peace Skyler Rain Wade
6/20/2013 - 7/29/2013
Fuck off Brandon. You really expect us to believe that? Or any of this, for that matter?
You have trolled this board for years, and admitted to lying for attention on numerous occasions.
Well Brandon, you did post that they were useless at R62.
R74, choke on a bag of dicks. Panini style.
Brandon killed it because it got more attention than he did.
R74 is right though..
It couldn't bear the wait of its classy name, obviously.
[quote]It couldn't bear the wait of its classy name, obviously.
Apparently, you couldn't bear the weight of a second-grade spelling lesson on homonyms.
Your crotch dropping dies and you make a beeline to DL to post.
Just when I thought you couldn't be more of a douche.
And we didn't believe it to begin with.
Sick sick sick.
I like 1000 times hotter than Brandon. I'm a real model that's modeled for most of the major fashion houses. I'm the real deal but of course I'm not bi or a narcissist, when you're are really gorgeous you don't have to be a narcissists. Narcissism is for those guys that are hot, but their like average hot, It's like the difference between a real high fashion model like me and someone who goes on the "Americas Next Top Model" type shows and ends up walking the runways in some regional state fair fashion extravaganza!
But Brandon sweetie, keep reaching for the stars.
BTW if you want to see a picture of me, just open a fashion magazine, I'll probably be in there, I can really give away my identity because I've got some class and the fashion world is pretty homophobic so while sitting pretty on top of it I have to stay incognito.
So, anyway, I was just reading about Vic Morrow's death 31 years ago on the set of the Twilight Zone movie...having your head chopped off by a helicopter! Ack!
Brandon, what is your game? Was this post created just so you could report on the baby's death thus giving the thread a shocking twist?
[quote]Was this post created just so you could report on the baby's death thus giving the thread a shocking twist?
Of course it was.
Not that we don't know there are many high-fashion male models who are gay, R84, and not that we don't know most models are mostly illiterate, but...
... we don't believe you.
And R86, if that's the case, then I'd be willing to bet "Brandon" is a teenage girl. They're the usual internet grief-trolls, cancer-hoaxers, etc. Usually large and unattractive, but not always. Always, however, deeply psychologically warped.
I know we have had at least one and probably multiple. There was a bi-curious "woman" on here several years back, and the DL lesbians fucking adored her. They ran her threads (about her first experience, and her love for her equally ravishing-looking, equally straight-but-curious friend) into the hundreds every time.
I tried to point out that she was a fucking sockpuppet, but everyone got pissed.
Now that "Catfish" is a verb, however, I think most people would see through "her" the way most of us see through "Brandon". I do feel kind of bad for the real guy whose pics are being used. He should learn to lock his tumblr or instagram or FB account. That's how they do it, and they do run these stupid-ass lies for many years at a time.
Brandon has linked his FB page here at DL multiple times. A few weeks later, a poster here linked it, and he freaked the fuck out. Next thing you know, the thread was pulled and the guy who linked his FB page was banned.
Yet the homophobic and racist laced threads remain. Amazing. Maybe he's fucking the WM
Whatever r88, I don't care what you believe but I want to become center of attention on this thread, I don't want to take this thread away from, Brandon, I'm already discussed on every fashion blog around the world. There are 3 threads about me on forums.thefashionspot.com, they insist I'm nt gay and dating a high profile female model, but I'm not. Whenever I read those I can't help but giggle a little.
Sorry I meant to say I don't want to become the center of attention, my bad.
Except clearly you kind of do, R84. Which is only interesting because it looks like you popped up during the meltdown (where does "Brandon" go after declaring his brand-new daughter dead? I mean, it's kind of a sockpuppet suicide) of one persona. I just find the timing interesting.
The Old DL (which I know I extoll far too much) wouldn't have fallen for it, and certainly not for two years.
I doubt that any of this shit is true, but if it is, I'm sure Brandon feels nothing but relief that he will not have to provide financial support to this child, and pleasure at a fresh opportunity to garner attention on the Internet.
Okay, r84. What does a guy have to do to sex you? Any tips for a would-be model chaser?
This is the real Brandon. I didn't post this thread and didn't know it existed. I did have a baby girl and that info IS posted on my FBI, so I think someone was having some fun with that.
Sure, "real Brandon", sure...
I find it hilarious, that now that another poster in this thread is getting more attention than Brandon, he decides to pop up.
I didn't decide to pop up. I saw a post on the first page with my name on it that I didn't post.
What R99 said.
[quote]I didn't decide to pop up. I saw a post on the first page with my name on it that I didn't post.
LOL, it took you a whole month to see it? And you "just happened" to see it today?
Yeah, ok douche!
Douche Brandon's gone to the store. He needs a pair of tweezers.
When he gets home he's going to fire up the camera, pull a nose hair and take a picture of his watery eyes so it looks like he's crying over the imaginary Skyler Rain.
Watch for it.
Yea, it took me a whole month. I don't come here everyday, or even every week and it looks like it was just bumped up today.
I don't get it.
[quote]And [R86], if that's the case, then I'd be willing to bet "Brandon" is a teenage girl.
Possibly the fake Brandon, but I've posted videos, my Facebook has been posted and I even posted a picture of me holding a sign saying Hello Datalounge when my existence was first questioned. But I'm beyond giving a fuck now, but claiming my daughter is dead is pretty weird so I thought I'd speak up.
[quote]Brandon, what is your game? Was this post created just so you could report on the baby's death thus giving the thread a shocking twist?
Are you stupid? The entire story is fiction.
I like my catfish rolled in cornmeal and deep fried.
I assume she was born with horns and goat hooves.
Well hopefully I will be calling you my father in law in 18 years.
"Skylar isn't with us anymore. I said Skylar's dead. She's dead. DEAD. Skylar's fine. She sends her love."
I really didnt have a choice in the name. If I did her name would be Luka Holmes Wade. ;-P
by: Brandon\treply 45\t
I am so ready to be a father. I feel like I am the one carrying my son. It's gonna change everything.
This is the most baffling thread.
When you read his mentally ill threads r113, you're dealing with a deranged lunatic who is seconds away from committing a crime that will land him a life sentence.
What do you expect?
R2 pretty much summed it up for me. OP should not raise children period, let alone a girl child.
You people are sick in the head to believe this Brandon person is real
Brandon being a sperm donor and a parent are two completely different things.
Brandon doesn't seem to understand troll-dar
R116, are you new here? He's real. A fucked up mess, but real.
One of the reasons that I don't like you, Brandon, is that I am absolutely certain that you very frequenly check the posts that you have excreted. I am posting because I have a message to convey. It might well have been said earlier in the thread, but I dislike you too much to read the thread.
You are not a daddy. One of your dribbles formed an embryo, which later resulted in a child. That's it. Being a daddy is a twenty-four hour a day occupation for the rest of the lives of both father and child.
This is just a delusional fantasy like all of his others. A sad, sick man. I hope he can get the help he needs.
what ever happened to brandon. is he dead. and i fear this post will be taken down for just asking that question. so weird.
[quote]she was a senior in high school at the time and planning on going to UT Austin (which she still is), so I kind of figured she wouldn't want to be pregnant.
I can't believe no one on this thread took issue with this! Brandon was supposedly born in 1977, making him 35 or 36 years old.
It amazes me that he gets his threads pulled at every turn, yet the Jani Lane thread (where the guy actually died) never got taken down. And it should have.
The fuck? How am I supposedly born in 1977???
77 is because I was living in Houston at the time. All of the zip codes start with 77.
I've never heard of anyone using the first two digits of their zip code in their FB address, but okay!