Madonna has the best songs, Britney has the most consistent output (she hasn't had a truly bad album or bad single), Janet is no longer with us, Gaga still has a lot to prove.
This won't be pretty.
There Will Be Blood. And Mud. Probably a ballistic Scud.
A real man doesn't listen to any of those washed up whores.
Which turd is my favorite? Flush them all!
What r3 said
They all suck r3, but not for the reason you give. If you're trying to impress people with how "manly" your taste in music is, your playlist must be terrible.
Britney doesn't even belong on the list. Walmart loving America's answer to Kylie Minogue and Goldfrapp. Complete with the Cheetos and thunder thighs.
Madonna has been phoning it in since 2001.
Janet had a few bad years, but wisely took herself out of the game.
Gaga has done pretty well for herself, but needs a few more years to truly join the ranks of the divas.
I smell cookies..being deleted by a Janbot.
So do I r8, at first Janet was tied with Britney for third, and a distant third to Madonna #1, Gaga #2. And now Jan's way out ahead at #1, when the no-voice bitch hasn't had a hit in years? Riiiight. And no I'm not a Madbot, trolldar me for conformation of that.
Girls, girls, you're all godawful.
I went with Gaga, she's been appallingly bad for fewer years than the others.
I heard What Have You Done For Me Lately and Papa Don't Preach yesterday and they both still sounded good. I don't like to compare anyone, I like a lot of their songs and some I don't like.
LOL, Papa Don't Preach, god your standards are low.
I like that better than Like A Virgin, Material Girl. I thought she sang it well and with conviction, her voice isn't the greatest but she sang that like she meant it and can sell a song if she works at it enough.
It's plastic garbage, sorry to inform you. And Janet's hits are all the same with minor variations. Why not get into the music Jimmy Jam produced for others? Or right, that other stuff wasn't hyped as much as Janet's crap. Some people just mindlessly follow the herd.
I liked the songs Jam and Lewis did with the SOS Band, Cherrelle and Alexander O'Neal, but sorry to inform you, I still like some Janet and Madonna. This is not about following any herd, this is just liking songs that you don't, but we all are entitled to our own opinions you see.
Janet made the right move to retire and get the hell outta dodge. AT 60, and overweight, ain't nobody got time for dat
If Janet had any legitimate vocal talent, she wouldn't have had to ever retire.
In terms of actual musical ability, Lady Gaga wins (whether you like her stuff or not). The others are just manufactured/market-made.
I'm not choosing any though.
Janet Jackson is already recording a new album.
Madonna is over music and is just interested in opening gyms and touring. She lives in a bubble, and is still with that Kabbalah cult.
Britney is done. She shouldn't even be on the list. She was a corporate creation. She was never a real person. She's as good as retired. She's in her 30s now. She's Tiffany without the talent. She's from a bygone era: the 2000s.
It's a generalization, but white female pop singers make some of the worst music there is. Especially after Madonna paved the way for all the thin-voiced marginal talents that followed. Janet's an honorary whitey since she has no voice. I can't think of any other highly successful black female singers who aren't at least moderately talented.
[quote]I can't think of any other highly successful black female singers who aren't at least moderately talented.
Beyonce can sing live, and I would classify her as at least moderately talented, that's not a very high bar. Janet has a barely audible whisper voice which has always been heavily processed in the studio. Without Jimmy/Terry and the famous family name, she would've been a nobody.
Lady Gaga - Can sing. Has an incredible voice. Will be a good actress too. Queen of Pop. Future Academy Award winner. Drug problems. Extraordinarily talented. Is fantastic singing live.
Madonna - Can't sing. Can't act. Can't dance. Can't direct. Has-been. Her farewell tour did great. Insecure, selfish cunt. Tries to mask her insecurities by being a control freak. Marilyn Monroe wannabe. Copycat extraordinaire.
Britney - Drugs ruined her. Meth did her in. Insane. Mental problems. Can't act. Formerly known as Princess of Pop. Recovered user.
Janet - Made it big because of family name. Hasn't been relevant in decades. Converted to Islam. Had a couple of chart toppers.
Janet was great in Precious: Based on the novel Shove by Amethyst
uh but Janet cant sing? Madonna, easily
Let's cut the crap. Madonna wins all the way. Her discography is far richer than the discography of Janet. Lady Gaga? Why you put her in the list? Are we nuts?
Ray Of Light
Hello? These albums are not plastic garbage.
In general, Madonna in each of her albums sings a couple of really good songs. That doesn't necessarily happen with Lady Gaga and Britney Spears
As it comes to Janet, she always sings the same songs.
Madonna is the priest of pop. Period. She knows how to present her songs. She is a perfectionist. Her last album was not good ok, but at least it contained 'Masterpiece' and 'Falling Free'.
How is Janet out in front? I suspect foul play.
Mariah, Mariah, Mariah!
Judy, Liza, Barbra, Bette.
These are names I shant forget.
Britney's career will be over as soon as her looks start to go.
[italic]Ray Of Light
Hello? These albums are not plastic garbage.[/italic]
You cannot be serious. "American Life" is one of the worst albums of all-time!
Madonna hasn't done a decent album since "Ray of Light," and that album has aged badly.
Except for "Like A Prayer," Madonna's first three albums are all plastic -- I wouldn't say garbage, but are pretty bubblegum.
90% of Madonna's songs have had little input from her. She is the most sued pop artist for stealing. She has fallen out with producers for taking credit where credit wasn't due. She hasn't had an original idea in her entire life. She's packaged what little talent she has remarkably. She'd be a great promoter.
Britney Spears is nobody.
Janet Jackson, the last good album she had was "The Velvet Rope," another late 90s album. The thing I'll give Janet is that from 1986-1997, she didn't do an album she was expected to do. Sure, she had her foot in the door thanks to her surname, but her surname didn't get her hits with her first two albums, and no other family member except Michael was able to break out. She did have something going on for herself, and she did take risks. She's not very talented though. She's another one whose songs weren't written by her. In fact, the "Control" album was written for her, but they agreed that because the songs were inspired by what was going on in her life, she contributed to them, so she got a writing credit. That was Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis' idea. Janet also had this motto: if it ain't broke, don't fix it, when it came to working with Jam and Lewis. A real artist never says, nor does that.
Lady Gaga: talented.
Beyonce: great singer, and can dance her ass off. The shit she writes and co-produces mostly on her own though, ugh! She needs to start taking advice from others.
[quote]Britney's career will be over as soon as her looks start to go.
Honey, they've been gone for a decade now. She looks 50.
Adele - Semi-good voice. Smoker. Binge eater. Family problems. Future EGOT winner.
Jennifer Lopez - Can't sing. Can't act. Can't dance. Can't speak English. Sounds like a foreigner. Big ass. Pretty face. Horrendous taste in men. Selfish skank. No class. No conscience. Will do ANYTHING for money.
Beyonce - Incredible vocalist. Beautiful. Faked her pregnancy. Hates Kim Kardashian. Diminishing popularity.
Katy Perry - Can't sing. Farts skittles. Cheap tart. Queen of bubble-gum pop.
Taylor Swift - Good singer and songwriter. Professional beard. Neighbor from hell.
Madonna, hands down- 25 year history of pop hits and consistently good dance music. I think she's a jerk, but she is head and shoulders above the others. Gaga may get there, she's what 25 or something and her stream if hits has already dried up.
Britney Spears is a joke.
Janet had her moments, but not much more.
r35 [quote]Gaga may get there, she's what 25 or something and her stream if hits has already dried up.
Moron. She's soon to release ARTPOP. Lady Gaga always was and always will be the Queen of Pop.
Well R36, let's see how Artpop does. Iike her and wish her all the success in the world- I just have not seen such good stuff from her minus her first album.
Justin Bieber - Pretty boy who lesbians (women with gender identity disorders) want to emulate. Big cocksucking lips. Can't sing. Drug problems. Dad is a white trash DILF. Mother was a teenage slut.
[quote]Let's cut the crap. Madonna wins all the way.
She wins in terms having made the most money in music, but that doesn't change the fact she still sucks assholes.
Lady Gaga is Queen of Music. She is the second most powerful celebrity in the world. Lady Gaga reigns supreme at the top. She fucking rocks. Lady Gaga is number one.
We commit so hard to our Divas because they are an amalgamation. They are the hag who will never ask to sleep with us. They have the strength to survive and repeatedly 'come back' from life's big bitch slaps. They look like androgynous dress up dolls that we want to perfectly glamorize. They are sometimes the tragic and martyred messes we see in the mirror. But they are also the mother figures whose honor we will defend, tooth and nails.
I am not a fan of any of these 4- have always liked Streisand and Garland simply because they have stunning voices on every level that makes for a great vocalist. That's all- and I am not afraid to like them I guess.
Not Madonna, not Cher, not Diana-
Oh I love Aretha- same reason as above- great voice, great artist, like Streisand and Garland. And then I also love Nat King Cole. Great voice. Ditto Pavararotti and Leontyne Price.
You're nuts R41. None of that mess of a paragraph remotely applies to me. It's really more simple that your screwed up analysis. Gay men are not afraid to idolize women. I happen to believe the ones I mention above are uncommonly gifted singers. Cher and Gaga while perhaps likeable are really rather silly talents- and Britney, well she's pathetic.
Alaska from Fangoria is a bigger diva than the four of them plus every drag queen in North America.
Gaga is the only one with actual musical talent. But who knows if she'll last as long as the other three.
I don't understand why Britney is even on this list. What has she ever done for gay rights? At least the other three have been vocal about it and have had songs about gay issues ("Free Xone" by Janet, "Why's It So Hard" by Madonna, and "Born this Way" by Gaga).
when Britney was asked how she would feel if either of her sons turned out to be gay she said she would love them no matter what
there was probably a 300 post thread on it in here with Janbot and Madonna freaks arguing about which of the two of them were more gay friendly
[quote]when Britney was asked how she would feel if either of her sons turned out to be gay she said she would love them no matter what
Oh, big fucking deal. Considering 3/4 of her fans are gay twinks, what else was she going to say? That she wouldn't approve of it?
Get back to me when she's donated money to a gay cause or speaks out for gays without having to be asked about the issue first.
you're way too invested in this, r47
r44 [quote]Gaga is the only one with actual musical talent.
She isn't queen of music for nothing! Lady Gaga reigns supreme at the top. She is the number one female artist on the planet. She fears no one. Lady Gaga doesn't follow Cher. Lady Gaga calls the shots. She is ruler of pop.
You can tell I'm a lesbian... I thought it was Madonna vs. Janet Reno.
R49, you're missing your calling here in North Korea.
r51 Dennis Rodman who?? Lady Gaga is the second most powerful celebrity in the world. She is queen of pop. Lady Gaga has dethroned Madonna. Lady Gaga's voice is sensational. She is the Meryl Streep of Music. All hail ARTPOP.