Premise: Young actor, wearing pajamas doused in benzine, responds to alarm. Footies on shag carpeting ignite pajamas. Actor performs a Richard Pryor and then dives into a pool.
Problem: Everyone has learned 'Stop, Drop, Roll'.
Also? Buggy-eyed actresses who look too much like one another.
Mrs. Peacock in the library with the candlestick,
What do I win?
I love a good murder mystery, and Whodunnit? sounds interesting on paper, but all of the contestants take the theme of this show far too seriously. The butler is making murder puns, and people are crying...nothing quite fits together. And the presentation of the "facts" is excruciating and laughable.
Nothing worse when the execution of an idea doesn't live up to the promise.
I think they are all out of work actors, and the whole think is a setup.
I noticed the burned up bomb lady victim get up at the end of the show and say, "Wasn't that fun?"
Ulysses is hot. Anyone know anything about him?
I guess I'm an old fogey, but I am always a bit shocked when young people in professional positions (like the one guy who's supposed to be a DHS attorney) have major tattage.
It's scripted, folks. Very obvious.
Ulysses is still hot as hell.
I tried watching the first episode but it was so ridiculously fake I gave up at the first commercial break. "The Soup" is having a blast making fun of this one and the clips they show are just hilariously awful.
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
Yes, we know we suck.
Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
If you want you can go explore and see for yourself, Click here.
And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
Possibly we've not slain all the dragons and there will be issues that come up during the switchover. There's a help button in the lower right hand corner of the page which you can use to send us bug reports.
Please include as much information about the hardware (PC, Mac, Tablet, Phone etc), operating system (Windows, Mac OS, Android, iOS etc) and browser (Chrome, Safari, Opera, Internet Explorer etc) that you are using as possible to help us replicate and fix the problem.
Please note that complaints about colors, fonts, icons and the like are not "bugs" - they are design choices that we've made and we expect one or two cases of world-class bitching. But they won't actually cause headaches, scurvy, heart attacks, Restless Leg Syndrome, Morgellon's Disease or the vapors (but have your smelling salts at hand just in case).
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