On a related topic, whatever happened to the Analyze His Ass Troll?
Looks too flat.
Is this Mark Harmon from "Summer School?"
hell no it's such a white non-ass.
r5 & r6 sound effeminite
It's fine I guess. Thankfully it's not wide. Before I commit I need to know who it's attached to.
LOL. You missed r8, who is extremely effem-inate
R11 oh sorry are you a member of the flat, no-ass queeny brigade? Liking a nice, round, firm butt is a masculine quality.
Twist it backwards if you like r12, but you know that's not true. Effem-inates are into the cartoon style wide/big baboon butt. They hate normal asses, normal bodies, normal speech, normal natural ANYTHING. Everything's gotta be some freakish distortion.
R13 "normal"? ok so clearly you're one of those "skinny white is normal" bitches on this site. There isn't a "normal" body type. You just like white guys with boyish bodies. I like guys of any background with muscles. Muscles don't have to be freakishly large. You femme twinks love the barely 18 look which is disgusting. There is nothing sexy about a pancake ass.
I think he's onto something. In my experience the femmy guys are always obsessing about some extreme that isn't how most natural guys are (bodybuilding tanning tattooing etc). I think it has to do with their gender issues. They see themselves as abnormal internally so they're really uncomfortable with natural male beauty.
Uh... r14, NORMAL is normal. You know, a body that hasn't been distorted by overeating, bodybuilding, tanning or piercing. And I'm sure that what you're referring to as "skinny" is nothing of the sort. It's clear you're in that category they're saying is femmy because you're projecting extreme terms onto other people in trying to portray distorted as some norm, which is laughable. Interesting that you'd throw in "white." You're the second anti-white (typical for DL scum) post in this thread. You just threw that in out of nowhere.
Where have you people been? We had this discussion 2 years ago at least. It was pretty well established in a "big ass" thread that it was an obsession of the fems. Why? don't ask me, I'm not into that, but there were plenty here who admitted to it and the pattern was firmly established.
r17, the "why" is actually an interesting question. What would compel someone into a fascination with something that would not be a part of their biological history.
The white boyish body lovers are so annoying. There are plenty of different natural body types. As you should know, some are ectomorphs, endomorphs and mesomorphs. If you have an endomorphic or mesmorphic build, you'll likely have a bigger ass naturally. Now, to your other point-just because someone works out, that doesn't mean he is a "freak". It means he cares about his appearance and health and muscles are hot. Go back to your barely 18 porn videos. I know plenty of other masc guys who like other guys with fit, muscled bodies. I see all those femme twinks hanging together.
Oldie at r19 has an anti-youth obsession too.
[quote]What would compel someone into a fascination with something that would not be a part of their biological history.
The modern effemo-priss act with its accent, gestures and jargon wasn't part of their biological history either. r15 probably has it right. It's a resentment/rebellion against the natural normal male. Probably in the way some lesbians hate men, these gender benders do too.
[quote]The white boyish body lovers are so annoying.... Go back to your barely 18 porn videos.
This truly shows the freakishness of r19's mentality. White people and "boyish" guys are not the only people with natural undistorted bodies. No one brought up such a thing until you did. Seriously, what kind of world do you live in? I mean it's obvious you have a deep resentment of anything caucasian or young, but what does that have to do with anything that was being discussed here?
[quote]The modern effemo-priss act with its accent, gestures and jargon wasn't part of their biological history either. r15 probably has it right. It's a resentment/rebellion against the natural normal male. Probably in the way some lesbians hate men, these gender benders do too.
The weird thing is, they seem to think those orangeskinned, tatted, steroid-boobed bodies are "masculine." The rest of the world sees it as effeminite drag.
[quote] I mean it's obvious you have a deep resentment of anything caucasian or young,
Clearly. But I think the most interesting thing about r19 was that he volunteered those descriptions as a nasty retort against the concept of what others were describing as natural hotness in guys. That's what r19 SEES as hot and resents it. He ASSUMED that's what other people were talking about without even considering that someone might find a 30 year old natural-bodied black guy hot. Kinda funny how obsessed they are at trashing anything young/white.
Poor OP. He probably thought he had a perfectly acceptable ass for discussion (which he does) but the usual types (which I've subsequently learned are effeminat-e) started trashing the ass.
Won't you people please think of the ass!!??
This is old, but I'm glad I saved the link. I think it best illustrates what we're dealing with here:
Everything was going fine until some idiot decided that those of us who prefer, muscular firm butts instead of flat pancake ugly asses are "effeminate". On top of that, we have people calling said flat, pancake asses "normal" and "natural" when flat pancake asses are just 1 type of the naturally occurring asses. As has already been explained and ignored, there are plenty of people who naturally have a normal non-flat, shapely bubble butt. People equating flat pancake asses as "normal" and "natural" and people who prefer bigger butts as "effeminate" are what led to the breakdown of the thread.
r27, your use of "pancake" and "flat" which are highly exaggerated extremes, as the only alternative to large bubble butts, shows you're not being honest about what you're up to.
[quote]Kinda funny how obsessed they are at trashing anything young/white.
There's a fairly significant number of people plaguing this place who seethe with a red hot fury against anything young and white. They're like trained attack dogs.
r27 sounds like he took his cues from some Fox News shill with the exaggerated derogatory words meant to demonize the normal, while using complementary sweetness to praise the exaggerated/distorted.
I think it's fine to like any kind of ass you want, but it's pretty evident that anyone calling an ordinary average ass "flat pancake" has some issues with reality. Are they effem? I wouldn't be surprised.
r26, that pic is hilarious.
and again ignorant fools can't understand the difference between naturally bubble or muscular butts and the bodybuilder's butts. Some people don't need to train to have a shapely butt. "Normal", "natural" and "average" come in many shapes and sizes. Flat butts are not the standard of what is "normal" unless you are biased. I shouldn't be surprised with femme queens on this site though.
[quote]the difference between naturally bubble or muscular butts and the bodybuilder's butts.
Natural bubble butts are round and shapely, whereas muscule butts are hard and sinewy.
The gif of the ass I posted belongs to actor Patrick O'Bryan. If you've ever seen the horror flick "976 EVIL", he's the studly leather jacket-wearing cousin of Stephen Geoffrey's nerdy character Hoax.
Patrick got offed by a nutso Judd Nelson in the late '80s thriller "Relentless". He has a hot jogging scene at the beginning of the movie, followed by a little ass cleav as his towel slips when he steps out of the shower.
[quote]Is this Mark Harmon from "Summer School?"
It's acutally from the '80s TV movie remake of "I Saw What You Did". Patrick had a small role as the badass boyfriend of Tammy Lauren. The scene in the gif begins at the 4:28 mark...
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