My neighbor's hot, shirtless son, recently home from college, is outside setting up for their garage sale.
He looks like a Men's Health cover come to life. Lord give me strenght. The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round...
Op = cougar.
Go on over and be sure to mention how hot he's grown up to be. Twice.
Useless without pictures. Surely you need to go garage aale-ing RIGHT NOW, neighbor.
Mamma will be by to pick up some bric 'n' brac 'n' knick 'n' knack 'n' things. If he passes Mamma's look 'n' sniff test Mamma will try and pick up a college joy boy for the evening.
Your description has Mamma's mussy dripping like a swamp cooler on a hot, humid, steamy afternoon.
Time to freshen up my best MuuMuu in the drier with a Febreeze spritz!
People still do garage sales?
His pecs are like granite, and his nipple placement is perfection. That can't be genetics, because his father is a bit dumpy looking.
Gee, R6...maybe he's a....queerboy!
Yes, r5, and as long as you continue to be a proudly naive imbecile, people will continue to have garage sales.
R9. Let R8 be, her 2nd hand Compaq was slow to boot up this morning and it has her nipples all twisted.
Christ, this guy knows he's scorching hot, and is probably enjoying giving the neighborhood voyeurs a cheap thrill. I was talking to his father last month. I casually asked about Scott (the son) and how he was doing in college. The dad replied that he guess he's doing ok, but everytime he calls it goes right to voicemail. He went on to joke that Scott is probably getting laid everytime he calls. That conversation is now playing over and over in my mind, imagining all the hot pussy throwing themselves at Scott BEGGING for him to fuck their dripping wetz and thinking about the ecstasy he must bring to so many women. Ugh, I need a cold shower.
OP...hope you have a Mr. Clean miracle eraser to clean the spooge off the wall under the window you are being a curtain sister from!
Make sure to spray some Grey Flannel on your caftan before you saunter over. And you might consider a Crest White Strip and a breath mint, you creepy old queen.
I'll save the smegma for you, r14.
OP are you openly out to your neighbors?
This is why I hate us.
Get away from the fucking window!
"He went on to joke that Scott is probably getting laid everytime he calls."
Does his dad live in a temporal pocket, hailing from the 1960's? What dad discusses his son's sex life with anyone, much less a stranger?
Garage sales are not allowed in my neighborhood.
From the 1960s? Welcome to 2013 R18. People are more frank about topics that used to considered private and personal. And it was just a joke, not actually talking about his sex life.
And really? Of course people are going to look at an attractive person. There is nothing unusual about that R17.
[quote]He went on to joke that Scott is probably getting laid everytime he calls.
That's a rather strange remark. Kids ignore their parents' calls all the time, because they're kids and don't want to be checked up on. That was a weird comment.
OP's little Edie costume for the day is her five sizes too small leather hot-pants,black fish-net tank top,and ballet flats.
Don't forget to rub an ice cube on your nips just before you pop over!
Let's hear some further adventures of OP.
What's a garage sale?
We're still waiting for photos, OP.
Wow. Even something as innocuous as a good view makes the oldies here jealous.
OP pushed it too far. Now he's tied to a post in the back yard sucking off the guy.
[quote] her 2nd hand Compaq was slow to boot up this morning and it has her nipples all twisted.
I LOVE it when my nipples get twisted.
This is so silly
Fall and pretend to break your hip in the backyard, then call out HELP ME, HELPPPP MEEEEEEE ... he'll come running and swaddle you in his masculine arms.
I overheard him and his dad arguing last night. Scott's mother passed away a few years ago, and Scott's dad since remarried. His new wife is rocking hot. In my feverish, devilish mind, the dad caught Scott fucking his step-mother. It can't be easy for her. She has this beautiful man of raw masculinity walking around the house shirtless. It would too much for any normal human being to take.
Now, if only there were a way for someone to capture an image, then magically transfer it to a machine where more people could see it...
Oh, well. OP is apparently stuck in the 1930s.
I'll try to find a pic. I know he was photographed with a few other students for the new cover of his college's catalog. He's THAT telegenic, I guess. I will try to find that one, but I doubt he'll be shirtless hahahaha
Let's go, OP. Post the pictures.
Please tell me the boy is not 18 and a college freshman? I'm hoping at least 21...please don't be a pedo, OP.
Have you thought about offering him a nickel to bust up a chiffarobe for you?
OP = Pope Benedick
Does your bf (who you claim to have cheated on with his ex) know you lust after your neighbor's son, OP?
"The boy" would have to be 14 or under- or at least appear to be in that age group- for the op to be a "pedo", r36.
Are we really 40 posts into this with no one finding the earlier version of this saga?
Or at least alluding to where we left off?
R40 it's still nasty.
Garage sales, Pffftttt....
What kind of family does this young man come from? No one has garage sales anymore. No one with any class, at least.
Dears, if you are short on cash try selling your soiled junk on ebay, or to a private seller, or maybe to a store.
Stop defiling the neighborhood, you twits.
Oh, my. Someone R44 forgot to take her anti-twat pill this morning.
I don't think we've adequately ripped R5's new asshole yet. His was the biggest crime committed here today.
Yes, there are still garage sales, as well as drive-ins, drive-thrus, car washes, classified ads, babysitters, hitchhikers, checkbooks, people who don't use direct deposit, cathode ray television sets, analog tape, vinyl records, barber shops, trick-or-treaters.
I know, it's laughable and absurd that this garage sale with its hot, shirtless college boy setting up the tables doesn't exist in a purely digital, downloadable form (way more convenient that way), but some people are just still so pathetically BACKWARD.
OP, go over and engage him in a conversation in which you ask him if he'll be selling any of his underwear in the garage sale, and advise him that it'll probably fetch a higher price if he doesn't wash it first. This is just the right way to subtly telegraph your interest in him to see if he responds.
I should have a garage sale and get rid of my cathode ray tv, and maybe my records (or else buy a turntable).
What has replaced the Advocate pink pages as the place to sell your soiled subtrou in the 21st century?
inviting unwanted denizens into the neighborhood who take up the parking spaces, clog traffic, and acquire an opportunity to case the neighborhood for future burglaries is NOT a good idea.
Secondly, there are so many fucking weirdos that one shouldn't advertise where children live.
Why invite the general unwashed public onto your street and expose your neighbors privacy so that you can sell your dirty bras, R45?
Garage sales, pffftt...
So tacky, so very, very, tacky.
Multiple sleeve and neck tattoos.
Glad I don't live with the level of fear R51 R44 faces every moment of his existence on this planet. Mommy must have pumped him full of "stranger danger" terror from the day he could think.
r51, what opportunity does a garage sale give to case the neighborhood for future burglaries that the burglar couldn't get just driving down the street any time he wanted?
R53 just proudly sold her size 16 pink capri pants that say "Aloha" on the rear end for 25 cents and BOY DID SHE PUT ME IN MY PLACE!
I recently visited a garage sale held court by a lesbian couple and boy, what a collection!
I saw a well worn, tattered copy of Sybil, what looked like ten years worth of old Cat Fancy magazines, bright pink and yellow used Crocs, a pair of ancient Birkenstocks size ten, a Holly Near album, and dozens of lavender tank tops.
This is why folks just love garage sales, I suppose.
More, please! I am sitting here, sweltering (no AC, and laughing my ass off - love you guys!
OP, pull a Gladys Kravitz. Wait till the shirtless son is the only one home then grab a measuring cup, go knock on the door and say, "Could you help me? I'm smelling cookies - I mean I'm [italic]baking[/italic]cookies and I need to borrow a cup, sugar. Er, that is, a cup OF sugar. I brought my own, you see, I just need to cup yours. Your sugar that is! Oh, I feel faint!"
Then toss the cup aside and collapse in his arms.
Don't forget to ask him if he wants some sugar from you. Summer break's no fun without an allowance.
Entice him into your lair with the lure of dope and porn.
Garage sale ?? Isn't this what Amazon Marketplace (or even Craigslist) are for now ??
[quote]My neighbor's hot, shirtless son, recently home from college, is outside setting up for their garage sale.
Pic or it didn't happen.
[quote]Pic or it didn't happen.
I think R58 painted a pretty elaborate picture.
Don't you need someone to help you paint a room, or clean out your cellar or garage, OP?