- Oops. Missing a Z.
- Why would you include John Barrowman. A) No one here is obsessed with him B) I doubt even he would consider himself a pretty boy. He's pushing 50!
- Um...you forgot moi
My baby blues automatically qualify me
- How dare you bitches not include me!
- What do we make of a twentysomething married straight man (and no slouch in the looks department, himself) who likes to comment on the looks of his much older friend, including saying how pretty & handsome he is?
- How DARE you, OP? Bomer isn't worthy to stand in the shadow of my magnificent eyelashes.
- OP = John Barrowman
- I said "pretty," Joe.
- At this point Barrowman is tied with Colton Haynes. So there.
- none of the above
- [quote]So there.
Confirming once and for all that OP = John Barrowman.
- Cavill's come a-cropper!
- Suck it, bitches!!!
- I wonder how many of the Cavill fans would have voted for him without the MOS publicity.
- Knowing how his looks are prized here, I asked my straight male friend about Cavill. While he thought he has a great body in the new Superman movie, he didn't think much of his looks. He said that Christopher Reeve was much more handsome.
- Bradley James
- Logan Lerman
- I see the Cavill fanboys are refeshing their cookies.
- Logan Lerman looks like Miley Cyrus in drag.
- Simon, shouldn't you be digging your nails into your husband's face or something?
- r19, your post looks like the post of a resentful old twat.
- Don't be stupid, R20. That was the new lab puppy. I never touch his face.
- He's not my husband, r20.
- Logan is fug.
- Too many of these guys have gotten fat-faced.
- You're fem, aren't you, r19/r24
- Other: Jesse Eisenberg
- r25 = Gaynorexic twink.
- Logan is not fug, but he's also not a DL obsession.
- I hope Colty doesn't see this thread.
- Not attractive
- r5, we think that you posted a really fun thread about that situation. Posted several responses, but can't find the thread since my watch list is full.
Please post link to thread and give an update! Still think your boy is attracted to you and has strong gay tendencies, despite his marriage to his wife.
- I'm the prettiest of them all.
- Channing Tatum oooo la!
- "I see the Cavill fanboys are refeshing their cookies."
Because he makes their cookies crumble.
- I love that the photo at R33's link is categorized under "GenericImages"! Can't get more generic than Matt Bomer!
- Really, absurd to not include Joe. He's fucking magnificent.
- Joe is not pretty. This is for pretty boys only.
- Joe's magnificence starts directly below his collarbone.
- Jeez. Who knew?
- Chandler Massey coming on strong. What's up with that?
- That candid picture at r29 shows he has great skin. He should be a DL obsession, he's just as closeted as the rest of them.
- Isn't he an out homersexal, r41? Besides, he's hot.
- The boys of Quebec
- Colton reacts to this thread
- LOL r45. You bitches should be ashamed that Colton only has 3% of the vote.
That Chandler guy is like a troll compared to great beauty and mystery that is Colton Haynes!
- Henry Cavill is obviously the prettiest, why bother with a list?
- He may have been at one time r47, but that time has passed. He looks kinda old.
- Some of us don't care for the bulked up Henry.
- At this point, Pretty boy Superman is winning. As he should!
- Tacky list.
- Joe Man-Jello renders all these other boys pointless.
He is The Hawtness.
He is The Perfect Man.
- Agree with the earlier post about some of these guys being fat faced. None of them are actually fat, but most have lost the facial definition that would make them really hot.
- what a white list, dudes
- Its the receding hairline that's probably adding the years, some call it the "Jude Law effect".
- Behold, bitches
- [quote] Oops. Missing a Z.
How could you misch a zshe? The zshe isch the moscht cruschial conschonant in the whole schtupid alphabet!
- List is whiter than the house of Windsor.
- I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that Henry Cavill will be People's Sexiest Man Alive this year.
Just a gut feeling.
- Patrick Schwarenegger is the only thing that really surprises me? How did this nobody get 7% of the vote?! I had no idea he was that popular here, he isn't even that hot and only what, all of 18 years old?
- [quote]he isn't even that hot and only what, all of 18 years old?
"only"? r60, the title of this thread is "battle of the pretty boys" not "old farts I could probably bag."
- And after the blood, comes the boys!
- Logan lerman? Jesse Eisenberg? Some of you have no idea what "pretty" is.
- You obviously don't, r64.
I love both Logan and Jesse even though they're nothing alike.
- Somewhere there is a Chandler Massey fan club with a link to this poll.
- I like him, too, R63.
As for R64 (the Jesse Eisenberg hater), well, de gustibus to you, bitch.
- The current results of this unscientific DL poll (votes 567) have convinced me to go see this Man of Steel to see what all the hype is about over Henry Cavill!
- Jesse Eisenberg had a bad nose job. Nose is too small for the face. It does not balance his too prominent chin.
- The prettiest boy, Cillian Murphy, makes the world's prettiest GIRL!
- The White Supremacy thread. Sickos.
- I had to do a google search on Chandler.
What I found made me laugh.
Are you people serious? She's 8 years old!
- r73, why did you use this thread to announce your effeminacy?
- r70, what have you been smoking? Jesse Eisenberg's nose is not small.
- [quote]The current results of this unscientific DL poll have convinced me to go see this Man of Steel to see what all the hype is about over Henry Cavill!
I don't get it either. When I compare him to the others, nothing really stands out, yet he's leading.
- Jesse Eisenberg's nostrils are perfectly symmetric. It's the sign of a nose job.
The nose before must have been a real honker.
- [quote]The White Supremacy thread. Sickos.
Thread? Try white supremacy board. or internet. or society.
Everyone issocialized to think beautiful=white. It's a hard digusting truth, definitely nothing unique to this thread.
- Jesse and his sister have the same nose
- all these fuckers are ugly. brad pitt looks better than all these manhoes even on his worse day
- I was aware that all the choices were white, but I do not know of any pretty boy of color who is a DL obsession. Do you?
- Brad Pitt, with his feminine face, and soft body, his wig, dyed hair and nearing 50 yrs. is not many people's idea of pretty, nowadays.
Ang is bored with him
- So, should there be a warning that no colored boys need apply?
- Jesus, R48. You must be the one posting pics of this thing I've never heard of called Logan Lemon if you think Cavill is old.
What is he, 12?
- I don't need crazies coming after me. Correction: Lerman.
- R52, what characteristics of Pitt's face are fat and which of his body are soft? Isn't feminine equal to pretty as opposed to handsome?
- Armie Hammer is a hottie. Brad Pitt is still hot, but looking much too weathered compared to 15 years ago and needs a hair cut.
- Cavill there by far
But none really compare to Ryan Phillippe and Paul Walker. Paul has a nice chunk of rugged masculinity added in, like Newman.
- I find John Barrowman's husband, Scott, extremely hot. John can sing for me but Scott sleeps with me.
- BREAKING: Logan Lerman disqualified for being Liv Tyler's head taped to a teenage boy's body.
- OMG no mentions for Garfield?!?!
Well I'd maybe put my vote in for him. Otherwise I go for two Frenchies: Guillaume Canet and Richard Gasquet.
- A lot of the guys mentioned are not pretty; they're handsome. Who are the true pretty ones?
Jesse is just plain homely.
- Gaspard Ulliel
- lol mirror mirror lol, And my vote goes for bomer, cavill is more handsome than pretty.
- Who the hell voted for John Barrowman?
- Cavill, without a doubt. He's got the face, the physique, a sexy voice but most importantly, the ass! Total fucking package!
- R96, what do you like about his ass?
- The gays have already forgotten Chace Crawford.
You snooze you lose on this coming out business.
- Nicholas Hoult
- @97. Its big and round. Its not quite in the Matt Damon bubble butt category, but its more impressive than most. Not to mention that usually butts like that are attached to monstrosities from the neck up. So whomever is hitting that is lucky as hell!
- R100, you linked to his face, not his ass. No recent nude ass shots, so I'll just link to a G-rated side view (SFW):
- Chandler Massey owns this thread. He is gorgeous and the perfect man.
- Damn, Henry is too pretty for words!
- [quote]The gays have already forgotten Chace Crawford. You snooze you lose on this coming out business.
Chance lost points when he decided to ink himself.
- Gotta love Jared.
- Tyler Hoechlin:
- @101. I know, sorry. I didn't want to drudge through old screen caps of The Tudors, particularly when his ass wasn't quite as nice back then.
- R104 Does he have other ones than these fauxtoos?
- The fairest of them all!
- Matt Lanter's Butt (he split his pants on instagram) -
- Whomever did his eyebrows hates him, R109.
- Not showing off at all then, Matt Lanter. Damn Twitter and celeb whores.
- How and why did Lanter's pants split?
- Looks like a pair of scissors were involved.
- Matt Cunt Bomer wishes...lol
- 1000+ I'm shocked there are that many people here.
- Hmmm, has a poll ever had so many votes? Currently at 1081 with Cavill in a landslide.
- I would hardly call it a landslide.
- Who are the true pretty boys?
- Simon needs to work hard to get Matt on top again. But his looks have drained sooo quickly.
- Yes, please.
- Up for this most necessary poll.
- 1,300 !
- Stalled at 1400-ish.
- Yeah it really blows my mind that this poll got to 1400 responses. And that Chandler Massey has such a big fucking fan club (especially considering he is one of the few straight dudes in the poll). Guess SOAPS are popular with the DL set.
- Chandler Massey is straight? Color me shocked.
- Huh? Didn't we just have a thread saying he was out? I didn't read it. Was the headline fake?
- I never even heard of half of those mentioned in the poll.
- Jonathan Rhys Meyers...I know he's crazy...but he's hot
- This thread is proof that gay men are some of the most shallow and superficial people on the face of the earth.
- you guys have low tastes.
- Chandler Massey????
- [quote]Somewhere there is a Chandler Massey fan club with a link to this poll.
- Colty 5ever!
- Errr I was about to vote for Colton, but I clicked Ackles's name by accident. Sorry Colton :(
- [quote]Errr I was about to vote for Colton, but I clicked Ackles's name by accident. Sorry Colton :(
- OP should be PROUND!
- He wins.
- I see this thread has been discovered by a Colton Haynes fansite. The 400 new votes seem to have all been for him. From 5th to 2nd AFTER 1500 votes cast is a suspicious jump.
- Yuck, R141. Jake is not pretty at all. He always looks dirty and simian even in a suit.
- Cavill, all the way:
- No Jake Gyllenhaal???
- 145, please refer to 143. Thank you.
- Jake is the hottest guy ever.
- Ryan Kwanten
- I have a new favorite pretty boy, Sam Palladio, who plays Gunnar on ABC's NASHVILLE.
- Jake Gyllenhaal is hot.
Ryan Kwanten is hotter.
- Nah, we just didn't find this thread as early as Cavill fans or that Massey guy fans.
At least, we are all guys.
- R98, I miss Chace Crawford. Why wasn't he back on TV this season?
- Not a Cavill "fan," but I'm also not blind. Of the list, he is the hottest. He can be both handsome and pretty. Bonus points for being hirsute.
- R149, what about Chris Carmack, who is also on Nashville? I think he's hot as fuck.
- 154 Hot but not pretty.
- Chris Pine
- Colton Haynes bitches.
- What does he bitch about, R157? The fact that his fans don't know how to properly punctuate?
- ZAC Efron says "yes."
- STEPHEN AMELL.
- Colto hayn
- STEPHEN AMELL.
- End thread:
- How did that poll register 2070 responses in this graveyard?
There's the opportunity to vote again over time, or to clear cookies and repeat, but isn't a response of 200-300 or so more typical?
- R154, not my type. Too blond. Plus he fucked his girlfriend's mother on The O.C.
- I would not mind, of course, R154, if Will were to take Gunnar to bed.
- Aspergian Matt Bomer is the prettiest of them all.
- Whose tongue would you rather have snacking on your hole?
- This not pretty?
The list was confined to DL-obsessions.
- No, R169. That's handsome.
- Thats handsome
- And if you bother to watch Nashville, R169 R170 R171, you'll realize that's old.
Maybe if he'd grow his hair back.
- Justin (Juddy) Talt. Smart. Tall. Gorgeous.
- Juddy Talt is the current face of Lands' End, R173.