Any questions? I'm only days old but have already officially joined the Celebrity Babies Who Will Rename Themselves at 18 Club, founded by Zowie Bowie.
Um, *I* founded this club, cunt. Zowie's a false heir to the throne, if only because his father's actually cool and my mother ... well, you know.
BOW DOWN, BITCHES.
It could be worse . . .
"When I worked at a hospital, there was a baby born whose mothers' last name was Morningstar, and the fathers' last name was Fishbaugh (or the other way around). They took part of each one’s last name and named the baby Eulalia Mergetroid Starfish."
Still I don't believe that this is the new Kash Kow's name.
The only saving grace is that they were too stupid to think of "Knorth."
North, are your parents going to get married or are they content with your being a bastard?
Does your pussy already have pubes?
R4, my understanding is they're getting married, but given that Daddy Kanye wants a spectacle rivaling any royal wedding -- and a price tag exceeding $50 million -- the nuptials are at least two years away. They mentioned something about me being a flower girl, but I may have filed to be an emancipated minor by then, with Suri Cruise as my guardian, so hopefully I can avoid the horror.
Sounds like a porn star
Yeah Zowie Bowie's full name has always been Duncan Zowie Haywood Jones. So he goes by Duncan Jones, no formal name change necessary.
I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I actually like the name North West. I also think that since the child will be unfathomably rich and has egomaniacs for parents, she's destined to be a deplorable person when she grows up no matter what she's named. Her only hope is if she's too average looking for her parents to want to parade her around: that way she may be raised almost exclusively by the nannies, like Desi and Lucy's kids were.
Could have named her Kee West.
One can only assume that the kid will never interact with anyone other than the progeny of other rich and famous mentally ill narcissists. I guess Honey West was taken.
It is time for a national name registry to stop people from giving children these stupid names.
Your parents are douchebags.
R13, Little North West asked for questions, not for facts.
R14. I'll rephrase:
So what do you think of your douchebag parents naming you something so ridiculous that isn't even a name?
I thought her middle name was North and her first name was Pacific.
hey Northy did your dad have sex with your mom while you were in her belly?
and if so did you feel, see or tug at his junk and did his cum squirt hit your face.
are you cuter than the latino trolls Jennifer Lopez had with Marc Skeletor Anthony?
Too far, R17.
WEHT that name KAIDENCE DONDA WEST? Was that a hoax?
What does Kim's breastmilk taste like? Promiscuity?
I'm a still call her Key "Lime" West
Nori dear I'm going to give you the same advice I gave to Suri(who finally listened)....
Run! Run like the devil!
I don't buy it. And even if they really did put that on the birth certificate as a stunt I don't think you can change it.
Nori, has Granny Kris put your footprint on the contract yet?
North, is it true the other infants in the nursery are not allowed to make eye contact with you?
[quote]So what do you think of your douchebag parents naming you something so ridiculous that isn't even a name?
I already hate them for so many reasons, but this one nears the top of the list.
[quote]What does Kim's breastmilk taste like? Promiscuity?
Breast milk? Please. Her implants are too large for the milk to get through. They have two wet nurses and a lactation consultant instead, and are supplementing it with breast milk from a milk bank.
[quote]Nori, has Granny Kris put your footprint on the contract yet?
The Kardashians don't do anything as plebeian as "prints." I signed a blood oath so it could be verified via DNA testing.
[quote]North, is it true the other infants in the nursery are not allowed to make eye contact with you?
You think I share a nursery with *others*? Are you drunk?
I think Grace Slick's daughter's original name was Amerika, but Grace changed it to China before being released from the hosputal. .
North, the easiest way to end it is to pick up,a,knife and plunge it in your gut. Please spare us all being exposed to your parents.
Do you want a brother called South?
Heard the middle name is Bynorth.
Did you guys see the headline in the new Star? Mommy admitted she isn't breast-feeding, but with the excuse that she's "ruined her body enough." I TOLD you!
R32, I want no siblings. My role model is Suri Cruise, who will never have another full-blood sib, and Blue Ivy Carter as long as Beyonce doesn't get knocked up again.
Aren't you glad Mommy didn't procreate with Reggie Bush?
Your name could be worse missy. "Push, based on the novel by Sapphire Bush."
Or just plain Hari Bush after aunt Khloe.
Nori West is more classy-like.
North, baby girl, if you end up having good Armenian hair, you better stay away from nappy Black girls because those jealous bitches will CUT you and pull your hair.
how come Kim Kuntdashian hasnt auctioned off her placenta on live TV yet==I bet shes bummed its a girl since she could have sold the foreskin after the circumscion of it was a boy