So, how was the denazification process?
Are you more proud of your Academy Awards or Goebbels naming you "Artist of the State".
Nutting matched zie Oscar. Nutting. Not efen dat handyob from Leni behind the Parade Vagons in Gotha. Her schpit vas like the milk uf ein Asse.
Oh. Excusse me. I vas distracted.
Denazification vas conducted by fellow Deutsche men. Uf course it vent fine. Ver-ree Eee-fish-ent.
Vee learned to play pinochle inschtead of Skat. Und vee learned not to salute mitt arms up. Zo?
What do you feel towards Marlene Dietrich, who stole The Blue Angel from right under you?
Traitorous Hunden. I vorked mitt her in Germany before her Beeg American Break. She vass a Lisbon. A voman-lickink, puschka-bumping LISBON.
Yeah, where can I get a copy of "The Way of All Flesh"?
Belle Bennett vas an incurable sex fiend. Alvays humpink mein leg behind ze furniture. Diss-GUST-ink. Und she schmelled like schmeanwurst left in ze Sun.
I haff ze ONLY COPY uff der Filme, und NO ONE iss goink to ever zee it. Flemink left in a scene vere I vass in der schwimming pool und you could zee mein trinselkin under se bright lights. Und zere vass die Schrumpfung. How you zay - Shrinkage. FUCK FLEMINK.
Zo go buy Lost Command, mein udder Oscar performance - I got ze schtatue for BOTH, dumm Kopf. Und Josef von Sternberg vass a REAL GENIUS. He schtuffed mein jodhpurs for COCK POWER in ze character.
Heil Hit - errrr. I mean auf wiedersehen.
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
Yes, we know we suck.
Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
If you want you can go explore and see for yourself, Click here.
And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
Possibly we've not slain all the dragons and there will be issues that come up during the switchover. There's a help button in the lower right hand corner of the page which you can use to send us bug reports.
Please include as much information about the hardware (PC, Mac, Tablet, Phone etc), operating system (Windows, Mac OS, Android, iOS etc) and browser (Chrome, Safari, Opera, Internet Explorer etc) that you are using as possible to help us replicate and fix the problem.
Please note that complaints about colors, fonts, icons and the like are not "bugs" - they are design choices that we've made and we expect one or two cases of world-class bitching. But they won't actually cause headaches, scurvy, heart attacks, Restless Leg Syndrome, Morgellon's Disease or the vapors (but have your smelling salts at hand just in case).
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