You know OP, this is the most intelligent post here on Datalounge. You seem really, really smart.
Because you fetishize them.
[quote]A lot of really good looking men are dim witted. A lot of ugly men are either smart or funny.
But neither of them are good looking once they get past 25 or so, so the smart ones are left with something valuable and the dumb ones aren't.
Two dumb guys are even better at fucking (each other).
[quote]But neither of them are good looking once they get past 25 or so
Personally, I think a man doesn't even START looking attractive until he's at least 35. And it gets better from there.
Dumb jocks are especially hot. And dumb blue collar dudes (most blue collar dudes are NOT dumb).
I'm sure I'm going to get a world of shit about this, but here goes.
I'm a PhD candidate from a really good (or at least prestigious) school, got a good SAT score, etc. The numbers and the evidence says I'm pretty smart.
One of my worse faults is that I overthink sex. I can never just lose myself in the moment because my oh-so-active brain won't fucking stop.
Stupid guys don't have that problem. Of course, they have TONS of other ones.
I love blue collar guys for sex. They're very masculine, friendly and non-pretentious. They're also hot in the sack!
Every guy I've actually dated and taken home to mom had a college degree and soft hands, though.
[quote]But neither of them are good looking once they get past 25 or so
Are you fucking serious???
Big, dumb blue collar guys are the best. I had a guy I dated for a bit, good dancer, fun. Really sort of old fashioned and sweet out of bed, an animal in bed. 6 foot 3, blue eyes, built. My friends called him "Einstein from the neck down".
[quote] My friends called him "Einstein from the neck down".
Your friends sound like cunts.
I think that there is a widespread perception that overtly dumb dudes are more masculine than overtly smart/brainy dudes. That is why so many young men think that reading books is "girly" and not manly. Similarly, because dumb men are often viewed as the most masculine, they are also viewed as the sexiest.
Wouldn't "Einstein from the neck down" imply that someone is both dumb and unattractive? Einstein was not exactly known for his hot body.
No Einstein from the neck down meant that although he wasn't bright, he was a body genius. Everything from the neck down was superb. He was happiest when engaged in sensual pleasures, eating, dancing, sports.
I guess my friends were sort of cunty, but accurate.
Ryan Lochte owns this thread.
But would he even realize it, R27?
I generally agree with the concept. But I think Lochte is actually too stupid to even be a good fuck.
They're dumb because they were sex-obsessed from an early age. Start fucking at 11 or twelve, not paying attention to studying. If they graduate high school at all they can barely spell. What follows is a life of shit jobs (warehouse, mechanic, factory, etc.), but they rationalize that's the burden they have to endure to get their drug: sex.
Great. Now I suddenly have an urge to get my car washed.
Is car a new euphemism for boi cooter?
[quote]Is car a new euphemism for boi cooter?
It may well be, but I was referring to R5 's hot post.
I'm dumb. Everyone ssys I'm a great fuck.
Some of you have clearly been fucking the wrong smart guys.
I've had great sex with a lot of smart guys. Actually been kinda surprised at how insatiable and animalistic some rather shy, reserved and timid smart guys.
I'm fucking a very small (5'), very smart, Indian guy who lost his virginity a short while ago. He is a great fuck because he analyzes and processes what made the sex hot and tries to improve or mix it up for next time.
intellectualism is not considered sexy in our society
Op you are very vulgar.The rest who are in a hurry to agree with you are just victims of your cynicism.
Even if there is some truth behind your shallow remark, you didn't have to spread your light way of thought to others.
Perhaps OP posted this as a means of suggesting that he is good in bed.
Dumb guys are better at sex defiantly and to me all dumb guy seem to have bigger dicks ;) i guess it balances things our lol
One of my college roommates had a footlong hotdog, and was failing English 101 (he was American). Life is full of tradeoffs.
Because they have smart penises.
r48 You're so funny!
Jocks are the hottest, and the stereotype is that they act dumb, even if they are not. That is very attractive to me and many others. Like it or not, society doesn't view bookworms as very hot. Likewise, we love constructive workers, mechanics, and firemen because they are viewed as working with their bodies, macho, and manly.
Yep, dumb jocks are hottest
My new neighbor is a nice guy, but a complete idiot, but the way his girlfriend screams when he's fucking her must means that he's throwing it down in the sack.
Especially if they worked as stevedores.
This statement is probably true for the same reason, "once you go Black you never go back" is.
Think about it. (Or rather: don't.)
I call bullshit. Good fucking takes imagination, which dumb guys don't have. Y'all don't know fucking until you've fucked a GENIUS.
dumb dudes are primal
All Scorpios bragging about being best in sack (on another thread) are dumb then?
That is pretty much it. Dumb guys just do it. They don't freak out about dates or what they're going to wear, they just follow their cocks and do what nature intended.
I'm pretty dumb when it comes to a lot of things. I'm good sex.
Some people are fun to have sex with, and some not.
Some people who are fun to have sex with are sometimes no fun for you.
Sometimes you're no fun, sometimes you're a lot of fun.
Sex is complicated and various, like everything else.
The most fun sex I ever had was with a really smart nice guy who was just very attuned to what gave me and him pleasure, and he was present, he did not disappear, he was in the room with me and it was like communicating really well at a very intense level.
My suspicion is that a lot of you guys don't like sex much, and just want to be fucked hard by a man who doesn't really see you. Your goal is to not have to be there.
Also maybe you prefer to feel a fair amount of contempt for anyone who would bother to fuck you.
Dated a guy who was kind of dumb but a steaming hot fuck. Gawd I miss him.
Yeah if "interesting" means judgemental asshole.
 is simply more evolved. Sadly I fall in with the rest of the camp in wanting a guy who's just in it for himself.
OH Tumblr has a blog for everything. He'd be perfect for me. Thanks for the search suggestion OP.
And I mean the class snobbery you all are demonstrating is kind of acute.
Maybe the "dumb" guy thinks you're too fucking stupid and filled with contempt to bother making conversation with you.
R72 is named Eugene.
I like he dumb ones because they always ask if they can smoke a cigarette they they cum again. It's heaven.
The best dumb guys don't know how big their dicks are.
Education is important but big biceps are importanter.
I am dating a blue collar factory worker and he is the best I have ever had. He dropped out of school in 10th grade but wow is he the sex.
Blue collar bros only
I'm told I'm very good sex. Yeah I'm pretty dumb.
In my experience, I haven't noticed that. I've been with a couple hot blue collar guys who were good in bed, but they were not at all stupid. Maybe not the most educated guys, but they were not inherently stupid.
I only ever had one truly dumb guy for a fuck bud on and off for a year. He was OK but I have had better from smarter guys.
So does he have a spreadsheet, r38?
There's something really sexy about a guy who can lift heavy things.
"You're not very bright, are you? I LIKE that in a man!"
"There's something really sexy about a guy who can lift heavy things."
This explains why porn stars are so good at sex.
R88, given that your (inexact) quote comes from Kathleen Turner in Body Heat rather than Joan Crawford, it turns out you might be the one who isn't so bright.
Don't judge me, but I hooked up with the guy who works at the car wash. He quit school in 10th grade because he knocked up his girlfriend. The poor thing is as dumb as a stump, but he fucked me senseless. The entire time he was fucking me, he kept saying "I ain't no queer". I would love to delve into the psychology of that.
They are too stupid for self-conscious analysis, thus go on animal like fuck mode more easily.
"Dumb Guys Fucking" would be a great name for a porn series (if it isn't already)
No homo bro! No homo.
R43 according to this thread you are not good in bed.
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